29th October 2009, 03:05 PM
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OldBushie
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Originally Posted by willem
Except that I would fit in the generic Christian category, and I don't find it boring at all! Interesting, exciting, challenging, comforting, perplexing, satisfying ... and above all a good solid hope for the future ... but never boring.
BTW, liking bacon (and eggs!) is a good thing but it is not a pre-requisite for being a Christian ... just recognising the extent of our rebellion against God and then trusting in Jesus Christ to set that right. That is the only pre-requisite.
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Quote:
Homer Simpson: My mother's dead.
Grampa Simpson: I'm still with you, son.
Homer Simpson: Oh, it just gets worse and worse.
Apu: She may have been reincarnated into that baby, or that mouse on the nacho cheese.
Ned Flanders: People are not mice!
Apu: Oh, big surprise. Joe Jesus Jr. here to set us all straight.
Ned Flanders: No one comes back as anything, except for Jesus as bread, and that's it.
Homer Simpson: Oh.
[leaves dejected]
Apu: That's the problem with your religion. Everything's a bummer.
Ned Flanders: Even the sing-alongs?
Apu: No, the sing-alongs are fine.
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