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Quiggers · #22 (**permalink**) 10th April 2007, 03:40 PM

Friday the 13th looms, Ron,

time to find a shaman and exorcise the demons of unreliability!

I think you may be out of phase, walk under a ladder backwards, break some mirrors, chase a black cat (and get it to walk under the ladder with you)... go to a church (with the cat), wear some garlic, (hey whynot, get rid of some vampires too!)

Go to a tarot card reader and re arrange the deck!

Get a crystal ball and zap it with a cut crystal, at high noon on 13/04/07.

Have dinner at a Chinese restaurant (operated by Chinamen) and compliment the chef and the owner and the waitress.

I'm sure the others will be as equally helpful!

GQ Good luck!