At least you seem to have a big sense of humour about your misadventures, Ron.

Misfortune does seem to follow you around, doesn't it?

A bloke on another UK LR forum I visit, is very similar to you, you'll be pleased to hear.

One time he was on a Cherry Picker outside an upstairs window, the thing got a bit unstable & he fell.............................................. .................................................. .....................through the window & landed inside.
Every day he creates chaos no matter what he is doing or where he is. I'm amazed he ain't dead. Just lucky I guess.