I'd have the rights to the book and the movie, the tv series, the cartoon strip and the merchandise... but then again.....
Ron, there is a positive job out there for you. Quality Control at any major manufacturer; I'm sure Chrysler will lift its game enormously, with your natural talent and abilities...

(...mightn't get a car out of the factory for a while tho'....

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Actually, forget Chrysler, take on the world, Chinese manufacturers definitely need your skills.
cheers, GQ