A fly on the bonnet???

My "real" woman and I sat out the front drinking coffee on the porch and watched some idiot in his nice new falcon pull in to a parking spot next to "wobbly", (this guy had no idea how to drive), he hit one of the side bars, then seemed to decide thet to keep going was his best option(?), there was a lovelly sound of breaking glass, splitting plastic, and grinding metal. i looked over at the missus and smiled, she smiled back.
We enjoyed the coffee.

Later that day i went out with a plastic scraper amd scraped off the white paint.

Cost him a headlight, bumper, and a front quarter!!!

What more can I say??

If you look closely you can still see a smattering of late model ford on the bar.

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