Hahahahaha! I was there with him at the time... ''check out my new locker Mick''... ''Oh.. Oh *****... Ohh, no... Oh f#$%@#%kn hell this can't be happening!'' Then the cops came around the corner not 5 mins later! The senior sargent's parting words were "haha, that's why they call 'em Toorak Tractors mate''

Nice one!