Twitchy - malingering so and so.

**Blknight.aus** · 3rd July 2010, 03:32 PM

I've had some experience with some lazy people, some really lazy people and then people that just make me wonder how the hell the work up the effort to breathe. But today, with no word of a lie I have witnessed the bar being raised to a new level.

now I admit, given that the vehicle is auto, v8 disco and it has aircon and Ive got to change the powersteering box (which is now out with the arm off after snapping my puller), the auto cooler lines, service the auto and change the VC for the fan. I can understand the concept of trying to get out of working on it but even with this considered this is by far the best effort I've seen to get out of doing some productive work on a vehicle.

So at about 10:15ish I roll round and there he is semi collapsed on the floor in front of the sink what appeared to be mid heart attack. Ambo called, kids taken to my place and the disco driven round when the ambo took him away to the hospital with his swmbo following in their other car.

Inconsiderate bastard didn't even have the decency to make the coffee before having a hearty.

(hes actually OK and is currently in hospital waiting on test results and should be out later tonight, more info as I get it)

**The ho har's** · 3rd July 2010, 03:44 PM

Not good to hear

hope he is alright...

Mrs hh

**Shonky** · 3rd July 2010, 03:57 PM

Holy ****!

I hope he pulls up alright.

**George130** · 3rd July 2010, 04:04 PM

Does that mean you have time to pop down and work on a little project for me?

I have a big box that needs to be emptied into the 130 engine bay. it only weighs 201kg's

**blitz** · 3rd July 2010, 04:41 PM

for what it's worth my dad reckons he worked with the laziest human alive, a cook bought a automatic watch so he didn't have to wind it up. So me says hells bells dad thats pretty lazy, he says no son thats not lazy, it ran down and stopped working; thats lazy

I near gaged I laughed so hard

By the way hope he's ok

**Blknight.aus** · 3rd July 2010, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by George130

Does that mean you have time to pop down and work on a little project for me?

I have a big box that needs to be emptied into the 130 engine bay. it only weighs 201kg's

youve got an auto behind that dont you.....

I warned you about that every time Ive seen it so far....

did you fix the axles yet?

**p38arover** · 3rd July 2010, 05:30 PM

Jeez, some blokes will do anything to get out of work!

Wish him all the best and I hope he makes a full recovery - he's too young for that sort of shenanigans!

**Cap** · 3rd July 2010, 06:48 PM

Maybe, as soon as hes got an hour in... get out to the nearest centerliink and claim the pension

**Disco_owner** · 3rd July 2010, 07:33 PM

hahah, true story , my brother-in-law maintains white goods for a living when they had the shop he took on a bloke from centrelink under the Job search and he fell asleep under a washing machine on his first Job. They got rid of him quick smart

I hope twicthy is all ok.

**Sprint** · 3rd July 2010, 07:34 PM

you functioned without coffee?

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