Lock up your goats Panda, Cooper's here

So is that you, heavily disguised as a dolphin?

Stop, enough already! You're making my sides hurt!





Actually, I did lock the goats up last night ...

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Are you counting on your toes Panda?

Shouldn't you blokes be at the pub or watching the footie or something?

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How can your location be Northern Rivers, Coop? when North doesn't stars til Coolangatta.
I spent a night at Grafton the week after Easter, brass monkeyish to the max.

The pub? How do you get home? Who resews the buttons back on my shirt?

but you have to do it properly, you cant just go chucking away perfectly good ingredients...

First you must preheat the engine do this by starting it up, while thats happening break out the cooking gear and the gas stove grease the fry pan and get it on the heat, dice up some ham and bacon chuck it in an sear it dice in some onion and some black pepper, while you have the pepper shaker in your hand remove the radiator cap and add a little of the pepper to the radiator. You're aiming at a small film of it over the stationary fluid in the head tank of the radiator.

use the time that it takes for the coolant to start flowing to keep mixing the ingrediants you have in the pan dice in a small portion of garlic and capsicum. when the coolant starts to flow in the radiator its time to break some eggs. break the first egg into a glass and save a half shell, using the half shell seperate the yolk from an egg white over the top of the radiator cap allowing the white to fall into the coolant tip the yolk into the first egg in a glass add a little salt and mix well with a fork. Tip this into fry pan and fold into the already cooking ingredients. By the time youve finished cooking and eating you should notice steam starting to form from the radiator.

At this point place the radiator cap on and go clean the frypan and dishes, put the stove away then eyeball the leak you should find its been plugged.

of course if thats not enough OR youve found your leak and its dinner time, I do have a nice stuffed chicken recipie that calls for egg yolk and pepper. It takes a bit more to cook it but at least you'd wind up with a skull to add to your collection, Perhaps you could stick a nut in the back of it and a pair of LED lights then mount it up as the gear shift knob.

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"In a Landrover the other vehicle is your crumple zone."

Fozzy, 2.25D SIII Ex DCA Ute
The midlife crisis car
Some D1

For spelling call Rogets, for mechanicing call me.

For the love of God ... stop making me laugh!

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