Skulls blocking radiator air flow?? - Page 51

V8Ian · #**501** (**permalink**) 19th June 2009, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by cooper

I sidled up to a young lady and said"And where have you been all my life?" She said "I wasn't born for most of it"

What did you have for lunch Coops, (cold) thumb tacks? You're sharp as one this evening.

V8Ian · #**502** (**permalink**) 19th June 2009, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by cooper

Looser than whom?Or did you mean LOOOOOZA.

Who needs Ron?

Me.....................and it's spelt R U M

V8Ian · #**503** (**permalink**) 19th June 2009, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by cooper

You have not answered why you have to move!

My sincerest apologies my good man, (no choking smiley) I missed that post. I have to go searching for the 3rd W.

Sound a bit like a comedy shw eh?

V8Ian · #**504** (**permalink**) 19th June 2009, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by cooper

3RD Wock from the sun?

Is Ita in it?

Is Itaobsession a recognised mental condition?

I guess Mrs N is cooing and gooing down the phone to Tassie

Mrs H is busy waiting hand, foot and finger on Mr H, or should be

PoS will be reattatching the water-pump, it would have come adrift by mid-morning

Just leaves us Coop

The ho har's · #**505** (**permalink**) 19th June 2009, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

Is Itaobsession a recognised mental condition?

I guess Mrs N is cooing and gooing down the phone to Tassie

Mrs H is busy waiting hand, foot and finger on Mr H, or should be

PoS will be reattatching the water-pump, it would have come adrift by mid-morning

Just leaves us Coop

no Mrs H is not busy waiting on him hand, foot and finger....Mr H is in a bad mood and I don't want to have anything do do with him right now

Mrs ho har

V8Ian · #**506** (**permalink**) 19th June 2009, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by The ho har's

no Mrs H is not busy waiting on him hand, foot and finger....Mr H is in a bad mood and I don't want to have anything do do with him right now

Mrs ho har

I bet it's your fault!

Make him a drop'o'char with a tim tam, that'll fix him up.

V8Ian · #**507** (**permalink**) 19th June 2009, 09:25 PM

I think I'll just lay low here for a while.

V8Ian · #**508** (**permalink**) 19th June 2009, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by cooper

Are you standing in the corner saying "I must not be nasty to people outside of this thread"?

Maybe they will eventually give us so many passes a day to go out and visit other threads,on the proviso that we only answer in a serious manner.

At least we always have this and the stars thread to play up on.

I'm sitting here feeling ashamed of myself

V8Ian · #**509** (**permalink**) 19th June 2009, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by cooper

Sometimes,when "smartarse"is your default setting you can end up feeling that way.

I've done it for years(about 57) just opened my mouth and see what comes out,trying to be funny.Sometimes it works and everybody laughs,and sometimes you just die.

Don't feel too bad,there was no malice in it,you were just trying to put a smile on some-ones face.The world needs more of that.

Alas, I feel I have offended an AULRO great. That was not my intention. BTW she ain't half bad with a camera is she.

So you want me to co-ordinate another poll eh? Have you gathered the results of my previous effort. It could be a bit confusing with two polls running together.

V8Ian · #**510** (**permalink**) 20th June 2009, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

So...Annie just me and you then?

No cooing down the phone for me...I went to work and just got home

Had my mandatory laugh...it went like this

Nurse: Hop on the scales so I can weigh you
Patient: why?
nurse: because we feed you according to weight here.....have you got your false teeth in?
Patient: why?
nurse: If you take them out you'll be lighter and we'll feed you more

Of course, we don't really feed according to weight, but at 10pm this conversation made me chuckle loudly

Poor patients, you get them when they are most vunerable

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