Which religion to choose???

isuzurover · #1 (**permalink**) 29th October 2009, 02:08 PM

In case anyone is having difficulty, this may help. (However I am deeply offended they have missed the FSM off the list

)

Ausfree · #2 (**permalink**) 29th October 2009, 02:24 PM

Very Funny, what happens tho if you are like me and poor and insane!

TerryO · #3 (**permalink**) 29th October 2009, 02:33 PM

Or you just worship Beer like most of us...

cheers
Terry

isuzurover · #4 (**permalink**) 29th October 2009, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TerryO

Or you just worship Beer like most of us...

cheers
Terry

Ah yes, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems (to quote homer simpson)

willem · #5 (**permalink**) 29th October 2009, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by isuzurover

In case anyone is having difficulty, this may help. (However I am deeply offended they have missed the FSM off the list

)

Except that I would fit in the generic Christian category, and I don't find it boring at all! Interesting, exciting, challenging, comforting, perplexing, satisfying ... and above all a good solid hope for the future ... but never boring.

BTW, liking bacon (and eggs!) is a good thing but it is not a pre-requisite for being a Christian ... just recognising the extent of our rebellion against God and then trusting in Jesus Christ to set that right. That is the only pre-requisite.

Willem

isuzurover · #6 (**permalink**) 29th October 2009, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willem

Except that I would fit in the generic Christian category, and I don't find it boring at all! Interesting, exciting, challenging, comforting, perplexing, satisfying ... and above all a good solid hope for the future ... but never boring.

BTW, liking bacon (and eggs!) is a good thing but it is not a pre-requisite for being a Christian ... just recognising the extent of our rebellion against God and then trusting in Jesus Christ to set that right. That is the only pre-requisite.

Willem

...

Quote:

Homer Simpson: My mother's dead.
Grampa Simpson: I'm still with you, son.
Homer Simpson: Oh, it just gets worse and worse.
Apu: She may have been reincarnated into that baby, or that mouse on the nacho cheese.
Ned Flanders: People are not mice!
Apu: Oh, big surprise. Joe Jesus Jr. here to set us all straight.
Ned Flanders: No one comes back as anything, except for Jesus as bread, and that's it.
Homer Simpson: Oh.
[leaves dejected]
Apu: That's the problem with your religion. Everything's a bummer.
Ned Flanders: Even the sing-alongs?
Apu: No, the sing-alongs are fine.

Ausfree · #7 (**permalink**) 29th October 2009, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TerryO

Or you just worship Beer like most of us...

cheers
Terry

Good onya Terry ,I like your solution. I bow to the Beer Gods!!!

:Ta keABow:

isuzutoo-eh · #8 (**permalink**) 29th October 2009, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willem

Except that I would fit in the generic Christian category, and I don't find it boring at all! Interesting, exciting, challenging, comforting, perplexing, satisfying ... and above all a good solid hope for the future ... but never boring.
Willem

Willem,
I don't think it was claiming the religion of christianity was boring, more the people practising it...

And we should never judge ourselves

tongue very firmly in cheek!
-Mark

Slunnie · #9 (**permalink**) 29th October 2009, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by isuzurover

In case anyone is having difficulty, this may help. (However I am deeply offended they have missed the FSM off the list

)

I ate the FSM for dinner. I am the FSM.

Brian Hjelm · #10 (**permalink**) 29th October 2009, 08:30 PM

We Scandinavians are being discriminated against. That chart ignores Odin an his cohort of Norse Gods. I shall have the One-eyed One send Loki on a mission of mischief against your computers.

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