Originally Posted by Blknight.aus

The fact that the concept of purchasing a repairable unregistered SIII LWB diesel Landrover for $750 has apparently escaped your grasp in this particular existence is so Vogon stymi-ingly stupid I'm considering trying to get a cheap Kmart calculator to divide infinity by 0 (a staggeringly imposable task due to the difficulty of entering infinity on a calculator and the challenge of dividing by 0) to pass the time while waiting for you to evolve sufficiently to garner a clue about the reality of the situation prior to continuing further.

To further highlight the part value of what your getting a functional injection pump for a series diesel as part of the deal which new is worth lets say $1500 when new and your not only getting one but 2, one of them (not fitted) with an electric cut off solenoid .Should you be sufficiently self aware to make the logical conclusion that fitting of this injection pump would mean that, assuming your physical prowess is more or less equal to your revealed mental capabilities, you don't need to apply your flacid limbed nature to pulling out the somewhat stubborn engine cut out cable to stop the engine. On the whole should your potential as a being approximate similarity on the mental and physical planes it would be better if you didn't buy this vehicle it doesn't have power steering and being a diesel with drums all round you would be mechanically unable to safely steer or stop the vehicle.

Were you of greater intelligence than say your average Sussex street station toilet brush you might also be dimly aware of the fact that, as already indicated, the electrical system requiring more or less a total rebuild you could easily incorporate the electrical systems required to facilitate the operational installation of the injector pump with the electrical control system. This would also further increase the value of the bargain you seem to be willing to pass up.

Should you desire to waste another sentient beings time with pointless, presumably rhetorical questions, you might well consider taking employment in an indian telemarketing or call centre cube farm. Should this statement not indicate to you the required perceptive interpretaion of the situation perhaps a trip to the Total Perspective Vortex is in order or more practically perhaps you should crawl back to whichever particular asylum you snuck out of and ask the friendly staff there to clean up your trail of bodily secretions when you get back there. Better yet ask them of someone who has less time to spend in front of a computer writing scathing novella sized satirical responses to stupid questions as I'm a fan of insulting idiots who insist on insulting me by way of stupid questions."