KVA - Members required

Lotz-A-Landies · #1 (**permalink**) 15th July 2010, 04:58 PM

Hi everyone.

I have admitted I am powerless over my khaki vehicles and that my sheds have become unmanageable.

Anyone else interested in joining a 12 step program for ex-military vehicle enthusiasts?

kaa45 · #2 (**permalink**) 15th July 2010, 05:21 PM

What if their Olive Drab?

The ho har's · #3 (**permalink**) 15th July 2010, 05:30 PM

orrr Deep Bronze Green??

Mrs hh

Lotz-A-Landies · #4 (**permalink**) 15th July 2010, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by kaa45

What if their Olive Drab?

Just like AA will accept drug addicts KVA will accept ODV and even camo!

pop058 · #5 (**permalink**) 15th July 2010, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotz-A-Landies

Hi everyone.

I have admitted I am powerless over my khaki vehicles and that my sheds have become unmanageable.

Anyone else interested in joining a 12 step program for ex-military vehicle enthusiasts?

does that means you have to have 12 to start with

I had better find a few more then

Lotz-A-Landies · #6 (**permalink**) 15th July 2010, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by pop058

does that means you have to have 12 to start with

I had better find a few more then

No you only need 6 because there are drivers and passengers doors! or no wait! maybe only 4 as there is a step at the back as well

The ho har's · #7 (**permalink**) 15th July 2010, 07:01 PM

Oh well we are in we have 11 soon to be 12

Mrs hh

Lotz-A-Landies · #8 (**permalink**) 15th July 2010, 07:34 PM

I have admitted I am powerless over my khaki vehicles and that my sheds have become unmanageable.
Came to believe that a mechanic greater than myself could restore all my ex-military vehicles.
Made a decision to turn my loungeroom over to the care of Gog the SIIB as I know it!
Made an inventory of all the bits needed for Gog the SIIB by searching EBay fearlessly.
Admitted that the exact nature of Gog the SIIB is a beast of biblical proportions to myself and another ex-military vehicle enthusiast!
Were entirely ready to have Gog the SIIB, with all his defects of character, convey me to Corowa Swim-In 2011.
Humbly asked him to take all the shortcuts to Corowa.
Made a list of all the persons who may be willing to amend their plans and accompany us to Corowa 2011.
Made an agenda for such people to meet wherever except where those who are injured and unable to attend.
Continued to make inventories for all my ex-military vehicles, and if wrong promptly admitted it.
Sought through spraying and maintenance to improve Gog the SIIB's Concours d'Elegance as we understood that applied to ex-military vehicles. Paying only for the spares and CES for him to carry down to the Riverina.
Having a spiritous awakening as a result of all the celebration at Corowa I took a Berocca and a Panadol and went back to bed.

The ho har's · #9 (**permalink**) 15th July 2010, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotz-A-Landies

I have admitted I am powerless over my khaki vehicles and that my sheds have become unmanageable.
Came to believe that a mechanic greater than myself could restore all my ex-military vehicles.
Made a decision to turn my loungeroom over to the care of Gog the SIIB as I know it!
Made an inventory of all the bits needed for Gog the SIIB by searching EBay fearlessly.
Admitted that the exact nature of Gog the SIIB is a beast of biblical proportions to myself and another ex-military vehicle enthusiast!
Were entirely ready to have Gog the SIIB, with all his defects of character, convey me to Corowa Swim-In 2011.
Humbly asked him to take all the shortcuts to Corowa.
Made a list of all the persons who may be willing to amend their plans and accompany us to Corowa 2011.
Made an agenda for such people to meet wherever except where those who are injured and unable to attend.
Continued to make inventories for all my ex-military vehicles, and if wrong promptly admitted it.
Sought through spraying and maintenance to improve Gog the SIIB's Concours d'Elegance as we understood that applied to ex-military vehicles. Paying only for the spares and CES for him to carry down to the Riverina.
Having a spiritous awakening as a result of all the celebration at Corowa I took a Berocca and a Panadol and went back to bed.

and I will have bottle opened when you arrive

...your choice

Mrs hh

Sth65pacific · #10 (**permalink**) 15th July 2010, 08:11 PM

Here is a quick fix... I have more but this should see you through a few weeks

Simply put Khakicollectivitis!!

Ian

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