Fair suck of the sav mate
gotta match yeh your face my bum
" Never sucked the milk! "
" What are you going to do for a face, when King Kong wants his bum back "
" Strike me roan! "
Bob
I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food
A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking
Fair suck of the sav mate
gotta match yeh your face my bum
I can see bazza mac saying most of these
If his brain was dynamite, it wouldn't blow his hat off.
Of fertile soil: You can stick a nail in the ground and grow a crowbar.
Useless as a hip pocket on a singlet
Jim VK2MAD
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'17 Isuzu D-Max
Dry as an Afghan's underpants.
****ed as three shearers.
URSUSMAJOR
Hello from Brisbane.
My late father-in-law was a walking repository - "a blind man would be pleased to see it" followed every bush repair. "As useful as an ash tray on a motorbike" was a summary of the utility of most modern appliances. "Exercising the ferret" was a prelude to walking behind a tree. "You're dead an awful long time" was the equivalent of carpa diem.
Cheers,
Last edited by S3ute; 20th September 2014 at 10:29 AM. Reason: nothing in particular
No-one has mentioned Kevin Rudd's attempt to identify with the commoners: (must be carefully enunciated in a private-school toffee-nosed voice) "Oh, come on, I mean, fair shake of the sauce bottle, mate."
blind as a bat
Jim VK2MAD
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'17 Isuzu D-Max
as mad as a cut snake
Jim VK2MAD
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'17 Isuzu D-Max
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