Originally Posted by 
zwitter
				 
			Surgery will sort that for you no prob.  While your there ask for the job lot.
Ear drums - they don't call em deafenders for nothing,
Left knee mods where the hand brake sits, 
Right knee where the window winder rests,
Right elbow, as there is no elbow room,
Rear right butt cheek padding to make up for the empty wallet, not for the car, the accessories!
Shorten both legs as the seat does not go back far enough,
The brain mods, only special people buy Land Rovers.
While you are in have all the belt loops removed from your trousers
Gee did I miss any important ones....
James
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