Addiction: I cant stop modifying my defender

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Originally Posted by karlz

I'm sick...........
I need help...........
I know Im not normal.

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Be assured, you are quite normal for a Defender owner.

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Originally Posted by karlz

What can I do?
When will this addiction end?
Any offers of advice?

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Give in to it and keep buying stuff, there is nothing you can do, there is no cure and it will last the rest of your life.
You can only get short term relief from buying another accessory.

I work with Landy addicts every day. It's sad to see their friends and family are also affected by this cruel disease. I've heard stories of wives of addicts not even able to afford a new pair of fancy shoes.

I'm considering opening a legal injecting workshop, where you can bring your Landy (Discreet rear entrance) and inject accessories into your Defender in a private and friendly atmosphere with other addicts who understand what you're going through.

Cheers, Murray

Call the help hotline on 1300BOLTON

The injecting workshop would be a great idea. That way we could hide our addiction from significant others who don't understand. Right now I'm trying to find a spare few hours to install a new headlight loom while she's away.

Solution : called SELF CONTROL [emoji3]

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Originally Posted by ProjectDirector

Solution : called SELF CONTROL [emoji3]

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But where's the fun in that.....

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Originally Posted by Tombie

But where's the fun in that.....

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Take it to the bush, that's the fun, anyway for me it is.

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I'm considering opening a legal injecting workshop, where you can bring your Landy (Discreet rear entrance) and inject accessories into your Defender in a private and friendly atmosphere with other addicts who understand what you're going through.

Cheers, Murray

Idea for the injecting room :

Could you please CAD scan all the plastic bits in a Defender, and then 3D print them out of Titanium.

Imagine when titanium 3D printing becomes compact and cheap - you can have a spare parts list file on your phone and blue tooth to your 3D printer to make parts on a trip! No more spares box.

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Originally Posted by ProjectDirector

Take it to the bush, that's the fun, anyway for me it is.

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Oh definitely. I use mine more than I modify or bolt stuff to it nowadays.

Having said that - great tracks are to be had 2km from home!

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Originally Posted by Tombie

Oh definitely. I use mine more than I modify or bolt stuff to it nowadays.

Having said that - great tracks are to be had 2km from home!

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Well you are lucky [emoji2], my nearest is 35km from my house, not bad I suppose. I was out last weekend having fun.
School holidays now and next few days heading out with family.

The only cure is to run out of money.

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Originally Posted by ProjectDirector

Solution : called SELF CONTROL [emoji3]

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Not possible