Hi Dad :)

[BanjoJunior]

im bord && hungry :|
nothing to do,, gr :)

[banjo]

Yeah good onya.


See what they do with the laptops they got for school that the goverment gave them..They hop on to AULRO.com..


Wireless through the house is a terible thing sometimes..




Why are you still up & on your puter for fred...

[BanjoJunior]

Yeah good onya.


See what they do with the laptops they got for school that the goverment gave them..They hop on to AULRO.com..


Wireless through the house is a terible thing sometimes..




Why are you still up & on your puter for fred...

idunno hahaha im actually tired now so cya in the morning nd i like the wireless.:)

[Blknight.aus]

didnt happen without pics....

head to the kitchen, Dice and fry up a little bacon and onion in a large frying pan dusting lightly with paprika when the bacon and onion starts to "sweat" but before the onion browns, Keep on a low-medium heat and stir up occasionally

While thats happening put a pot of water on the stove and chuck in some packet peas/corn and other vegies as required when the water starts to boil add a little cajun seasoning then chuck in a packet of 2 minute noodles. Boil for 3 minutes then strain.

While the noodles are boiling crack 2 eggs into a glass and whisk thoroughly, when the noodles have one minute left to go turn the heat up on the frypan and add the whisked egg, stir it through the bacon and onion as though you were making an omlette.

when most of the waters finished dripping off the noodles dump the veggies and noodles into the frypan and blend the contents of the frypan through the noodles. Remove the frypan from the heat and divide into 3 bowls.

Leave the bowls to stand for about 2 minutes which should be enough time to quickly washup the rest of the dishes used for preparing the elcheapo 8 minute fried noodle dish you're bout to enjoy.

(damn it that took too long to type by about 2 replies)

[Landy Smurf]

aulro got banned at our school

[Sleepy]

that sounds nice Dave.

OK fred, send me some when your done.

[BanjoJunior]

didnt happen without pics....

head to the kitchen, Dice and fry up a little bacon and onion in a large frying pan dusting lightly with paprika when the bacon and onion starts to "sweat" but before the onion browns, Keep on a low-medium heat and stir up occasionally

While thats happening put a pot of water on the stove and chuck in some packet peas/corn and other vegies as required when the water starts to boil add a little cajun seasoning then chuck in a packet of 2 minute noodles. Boil for 3 minutes then strain.

While the noodles are boiling crack 2 eggs into a glass and whisk thoroughly, when the noodles have one minute left to go turn the heat up on the frypan and add the whisked egg, stir it through the bacon and onion as though you were making an omlette.

when most of the waters finished dripping off the noodles dump the veggies and noodles into the frypan and blend the contents of the frypan through the noodles. Remove the frypan from the heat and divide into 3 bowls.

Leave the bowls to stand for about 2 minutes which should be enough time to quickly washup the rest of the dishes used for preparing the elcheapo 8 minute fried noodle dish you're bout to enjoy.

(damn it that took too long to type by about 2 replies)

huh ?

[BanjoJunior]

that sounds nice Dave.

OK fred, send me some when your done.


hehe waht ?

[DeanoH]

Can I have fries with mine dave?

Deano:)

[BanjoJunior]

Can I have fries with mine dave?

Deano:)

yumm hot chips:D

[LandyAndy]

Hey Fred
If you are bored and hungry,how about cooking the olds a nice family dinner!!!!
Andrew

[Sleepy]

huh ?

It's an old fashioned thing Fred. You see in the olden days when we got hungry, we cooked ourselves something....:p


Back before:
Instant noodles
Makkas
Macaroni and cheese
pizza
chips
:angel:

[drifter]

mmmmmmmm maccas

[cucinadio]

aulro got banned at our school


:angel:................

[DeanoH]

Jason me old China, this is a milestone. You have kids, half the time you want to strangle 'em the other half you're either proud of 'em or want to strangle 'em. This is an important event. The young bloke has gone online with his own ID and who knows will have his own avatar next. These little blighters run rings around us old farts with their computer skills and reckon they know it all (they probably do). But don't give up, the one thing the little bastards don't have is experience. As adults we've stuffed up, err. experenced more than they have so can run rings around 'em. Hang on to this thought Jason (& Karen) it's all you've got. Your young bloke has become a man (now you can belt the little ***** when he gives you lip!), not really.
Seriously, congrats all especially young Banjo Junior and am looking forward to your input in this forum.

Deano:)

[Blknight.aus]

Can I have fries with mine dave?

Deano:)

sure....

make up a container of cold salt water Finely dice a lemon or add a decent squirt of lemon juice, under running water slice some potatoes into slivers (5-6mm thickness seems to work well) then place the slices into the cold iced water, put the bucket into the freezer

head to the kitchen and put a pot of oil on to heat, heat it to about 180 degrees. once the oil has heated remove the potato slices from the iced water (discard the lemon slices at this point) and fry them up in the oil for about 2-3 minutes, remove them from the hot oil and place them on a cake tray over some absorbent matting, turn the heat up under the oil to about 220 degrees.

While the oil is heating up seperate the first stage fries so that they dont stick together and allow them to cool a little, I like to dust mine with seasoning, a combination of chilli powder and chicken salt is my usual choice at this stage, using the same bowl that you put the salt water and uncooked fries into (dry it first) chuck the fries in, add the seasoning cover and shake well to distribute the seasoing.

When the oils heated up again throw the lot in and cook for a further 2-3 minutes. A lot of the seasoning will come off of the chips and should float to the surface, if your not using a fine mesh chip basket skim this off of the top of the oil with a strainer and let the oil drain out, recover the now cooked fries, drain the oil place into the bowl along with the "floaties".

Cover and turn once or twice to distribute the leftover seasoning and the "floatie" bits If youve been a little heavy handed with the chilli sour cream is an excelent addtion.

you got fries with that.


While working with hot oils in the kitchen empty or place all containers of water out of arms reach and have a large flat metal cooking tray on hand to cover the oil pot in the event of a fire. A proper fire blanket is a better option.

The lemon slices can be reduced with copious quantities of sugar and heat to make a lemon conserve that when folded with a small quantity of butter prior to refigerating makes an excellent condiment to go with toast. Its also good on pancakes or as a filling between layers of sponge cake.

[Sleepy]

Is there anything you don't know Dave. :D:o Cause I'm gonna learn it.

Hey Fred, There was a guy on here that eight a Big Mac with 6 meat patties - or was it 7 ?. There is a video, I'll see if I can find it for you. It will make you not hungry

[DeanoH]

[QUOTE=Blknight.aus;1204478]
sure....

QUOTE]

Crikey! Is this the new sensitive new age Dave? Just make sure you tell the young bloke not to muck about with these fancy new Disco's and such. Stick with the fair dinkum non common rail rubbish and make sure it's got cart springs! Remember if the door tops can't rust off it's no good!.
Fair dinkum Dave you've got me worried.

Deano:)

[Sleepy]

Crikey! Is this the new sensitive new age Dave? Just make sure you tell the young bloke not to muck about with these fancy new Disco's and such. Stick with the fair dinkum non common rail rubbish and make sure it's got cart springs! Remember if the door tops can't rust off it's no good!.
Fair dinkum Dave you've got me worried.

Deano:)

Fred's a girl Deano:D

[banjo]

UM hey guys fred is short for MICAYLA daughter = banjojunior..
The young bloke we (ok me) call BOY = CODY..& he wants to sign up aswell..OH JOY..

[DeanoH]

Fred's a girl Deano:D

Well ,there you go. Get into it Fred. You can do a lot worse than a Series Landy. As much as I hate to admit it Kaye has always had a 'finer ' touch when driving our Landy's over the years. Listen to Jase, develop your skills and you'll kick arse! Go for it.

Deano:)

[DeanoH]

UM hey guys fred is short for MICAYLA daughter = banjojunior..
The young bloke we (ok me) call BOY = CODY..& he wants to sign up aswell..OH JOY..

Gee'z Banjo you've got this punctuation stuff down pat! I've never seen better. Great stuff Micalya, how old Banjo? As I said, great to see the young'uns getting involved.

Deano:)

[Fluids]

huh ?


LOL !! :bangin: :Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:

[Fluids]

Is there anything you don't know Dave. :D:o Cause I'm gonna learn it.




Took the words right out of my mouth !! :eek:

... but not the fries !! :D

Dave ... tell us something you don't know!?? :eek: :p :confused:

Kev..

[Basil135]

What worries me is that a post that started with "Hi Dad" has become an elocution, cooking & child rearing lesson, all rolled into one.

Oh, and dont forget that we have also learned that Fred is a girl.


Tonights lesson was brought to you by the letters "L" and "R", and the number 2 (for oil filters).

[Blknight.aus]

Is there anything you don't know Dave.

yes...

how to convince a Ford driver that the words "Stall Control" really mean "Governor"


let me know how you go with that one.

[banjo]

Gee'z Banjo you've got this punctuation stuff down pat! I've never seen better. Great stuff Micalya, how old Banjo? As I said, great to see the young'uns getting involved.

Deano:)


CODY"S 12 going on 13

FRED"S 15 going on 16

You know the age when you want to throttle them....:wasntme::angel:

[Shamo]

UM hey guys fred is short for MICAYLA daughter = banjojunior..


How in any way is Fred short for Micayla??

[banjo]

How in any way is Fred short for Micayla??


NO idea when she poped out i said fred & it stuck..

[Shamo]

NO idea when she poped out i said fred & it stuck..

Haha ok, i spent a bit of time then trying to think of how it could be before i asked, and i just couldnt think of anything! :p

Funny how names can stick

Shamo

[ramblingboy42]

lets hijack this to childrens nicknames, what is it how did they get it?
my daughter is "bear" because she used to hold onto me like a bear
my eldest son is "poke" because he was so slow I called him slowpoke
my youngest son is "buster" because he reminded me of the kid in the Shiralee......you havent heard of the shiralee? better get a copy of the book and read it!

[Stuck]

Tonights lesson was brought to you by the letters "L" and "R", and the number 2 (for oil filters).:clap2::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:

[banjo]

lets hijack this to childrens nicknames, what is it how did they get it?
my daughter is "bear" because she used to hold onto me like a bear
my eldest son is "poke" because he was so slow I called him slowpoke
my youngest son is "buster" because he reminded me of the kid in the Shiralee......you havent heard of the shiralee? better get a copy of the book and read it!


I recon there will be some good ones pop up...

[Basil135]

My eldest, (19 going on 20) was called Microbe. She was the smallest thing that I had ever seen when she was born.

#2 Was known as Buddha (nearly 10). Obvious one for her. She was short & round, but always smiling & happy.

#3 Was, and still is, called Spook (just turned 7). This is the only one that has stuck with her, but she will only respond to me calling her that. Teachers have tried, and get ignored, but I can just about whisper it across a crowded room, and she will hear it.


And none of their nicknames have anything to do with their real names... (Kayla, Lauren & Alexis)

[banjo]

Micayla has always been FRED
But Cody gets blood nut,blue & i call him boy.
I usualy get banjo or nude nut as i shave me head to 3mm all the time..:mad:

[Ausfree]

Micayla has always been FRED
But Cody gets blood nut,blue & i call him boy.
I usualy get banjo or nude nut as i shave me head to 3mm all the time..:mad:
So let me see here, we have a family consisting of a Nude Nut, a Fatty, a Fred and a Blood Nut.:eek: Looks like a pretty normal family to me!!;):p

[Ausfree]

im bord && hungry :|
nothing to do,, gr :)
Oh, boy.DOES THAT BRING BACK MEMORIES!!:o Ranks right up there with ARE WE THERE YET!!:cool:

[drifter]

Mine just get called

Hey You (34)
Oi (29)
What do YOU want (24)

[LandyAndy]

My 15yo young bloke gets Maxi Me thesedays.
Im big but he is bigger:D:D:D:D:D
Andrew

[DeanoH]

CODY"S 12 going on 13

FRED"S 15 going on 16

You know the age when you want to throttle them....:wasntme::angel:

Tell me about it !

Miraculously we all live through it, even the kids which is a double miracle. My boys are 26 & 23 and the bastards are still at home!
Welcome to the real world.
Nah, they're all good. Can you get the kids out for driving lessons, or is it all too difficult ? In the bush by 13 you need to be able to drive, even if it's to the gate for the school bus or on the tractor to feed out hay.
What's the go with the new house, all organised or what?

Deano:)

[BanjoJunior]

CODY"S 12 going on 13

FRED"S 15 going on 16

You know the age when you want to throttle them....:wasntme::angel:

y u want to throttle us

[Mrs banjo (fatty)]

y u want to throttle us



Cause you to old to listen to what we say with no questions asked:p

[BanjoJunior]

Cause you to old to listen to what we say with no questions asked:p

wat ? :confused:

[Mrs banjo (fatty)]

huh:huh::huh::huh:

[Mrs banjo (fatty)]

IT means now that you are older and making your own decisions and having your own opinions you won't just do what i ask because i know better:D:D:D:D

AND because i'm the mum and i said so

[BanjoJunior]

IT means now that you are older and making your own decisions and having your own opinions you won't just do what i ask because i know better:D:D:D:D

AND because i'm the mum and i said so

umm ? im confused

[banjo]

Because i want you to do as i say

[BanjoJunior]

Because i want you to do as i say

i do ?

[banjo]

i know just worry about you sometimes i don't like your choice of friends i know you are old enough to make up your own mind but i wish i could still make your decisions for you even though i know you have to make your own choices

[BanjoJunior]

i know just worry about you sometimes i don't like your choice of friends i know you are old enough to make up your own mind but i wish i could still make your decisions for you even though i know you have to make your own choices

they all aquatenses from diff i ditch them if ya want but not my ben i like him :) and im going goodnight xx

[Landy Smurf]

hehe you guys crack me up

[LandyAndy]

I bet it wasnt that long ago you were banging heads with your olds too;);););)
At least there is light at the end of the tunnel.
Some tunnels are longer than others.
Andrew

[BanjoJunior]

I bet it wasnt that long ago you were banging heads with your olds too;);););)
At least there is light at the end of the tunnel.
Some tunnels are longer than others.
Andrew

wat ? lol

[banjo]

its fatty nice to know i'm entertaining tony lol:angel::D

[Ausfree]

All this reminds me of an old saying,

When I was 15 I thought my parents knew nothing!!!!...................










When I turned 20 I thought, Gee, my parents have learned a lot in 5 years!!!!;)

Think about it, wise words indeed!!!!:)

[Hoges]

UM hey guys fred is short for MICAYLA daughter = banjojunior..
The young bloke we (ok me) call BOY = CODY..& he wants to sign up aswell..OH JOY..

so who's JOY:angel::p?


I'd have those days back in an instant! It's a marvellous time to switch from "Do as I say..." (Dad) to " have you thought about...because " (trusted leader/coach)... just gotta love'm not matter what :cool:

So when does "Fred" get her "L"s and learn to drive a Landy?

[JohnF]

im bord && hungry :|
nothing to do,, gr :)

Fred, just wondering how and why you are bored. In this world there is so much to do and to learn I find it very hard to get bored. Start a vegie garden in the new place, and sell vegies or something. There is so much you could do to keep yourself occupied, without finding time to be bored.

[banjo]

so who's JOY:angel::p?


I'd have those days back in an instant! It's a marvellous time to switch from "Do as I say..." (Dad) to " have you thought about...because " (trusted leader/coach)... just gotta love'm not matter what :cool:

So when does "Fred" get her "L"s and learn to drive a Landy?


I think she gets them later this year & she wants a landy preferably a tray back she tells me..

[BanjoJunior]

I think she gets them later this year & she wants a landy preferably a tray back she tells me..


trueee, later this year :)

[banjo]

trueee, later this year :)


& i spose you expect that i'm going to build it for hay fred.
next you'll want me to pay for it aswell:o:p:angel:

[BanjoJunior]

& i spose you expect that i'm going to build it for hay fred.
next you'll want me to pay for it aswell:o:p:angel:

if u want :)

[Landy Smurf]

now thats a good dad offering

[V8Ian]

How in any way is Fred short for Micayla??
NSW education system. :p;)

[V8Ian]

I bet it wasnt that long ago you were banging heads with your olds too;);););)
At least there is light at the end of the tunnel.
Some tunnels are longer than others.
Andrew
Lets hope it's not an express train. :o;)

[Ausfree]

At least there is light at the end of the tunnel.
Some tunnels are longer than others.
Andrew
Or in my case the light is at the wrong bloody end!!!:o

[JohnF]

Fred, do not let yourself get bored. Way too many kids get bored, and rebel against society so that they ended up in jail, and so that they then theyfind out what being really bored is about, looking at just 4 walls day in and day out till there sentence is over.

One man sat in Church listening to a very boring sermon [not my denomination]. At the end of that sermon, the preacher announced that there would be a meeting of the Church Board in the back room. So this man turned up and the preacher said, sorry this meeting is just for the Church Board. And the man replied, “I am just as bored as the rest of them.”

My advice to your dad is get you a tray back with a blown up motor and help you learn to overhaul it.

Some years ago I met an 18 year old girl who had grown up on a farm. Her dad taught all her brothers to overhaul & fix motors, weld, etc. and did not teach her. So she went to a local service station, and went to the workshop mechanic and said "I want a job, I do not mind getting dirty, you do not have to pay me, I will work for nothing, just teach me to fix cars.

Get you dad to teach you, and never worry if you break down while carrying tools.

[BanjoJunior]

haaay im at school, we moving yet ? bye

[banjo]

haaay im at school, we moving yet ? bye

YES FRED WE STARTED.

[Basil135]

Is it just me, or does anyone else see a TV series in the making here??? :o

Maybe "Packed full of Banjo's"

or

"Hey Banjo"

or

"The Sound of Banjo's"


I was thinking "Family Guy" but that one is taken.... :mad:


;):D:)

[banjo]

haaay im at school, we moving yet ? bye





YES WE HAVE MOVED FRED...LOL

[LandyAndy]

Good stuff Banjo.
Nicer home/surrounds???
ENJOY
Andrew

[banjo]

Good stuff Banjo.
Nicer home/surrounds???
ENJOY
Andrew


Oh yeah nicer alround just needs a shed..

[Landy Smurf]

so where are yous moving to

[banjo]

so where are yous moving to


Only moved round the corner from where we were. Not far bout 800 metres

[Landy Smurf]

wow

[Newbs-IIA]

in my house tonight

dad: "what do you want for dinner?"

me: "I dunno... food"

[banjo]

We get whats for tea tonight from the kids,
They get what ever we give you & it wont be the **** use want..:angel:
There idea of tea is
macas
hot chips
hengy pengy
noodle box
KFC
Hamburgers
Chinese
The new Indian shop

[DeanoH]

We get whats for tea tonight from the kids,
They get what ever we give you & it wont be the **** use want..:angel:
There idea of tea is
macas
hot chips
hengy pengy
noodle box
KFC
Hamburgers
Chinese
The new Indian shop

What on earth is a hengy pengy?
Hows the new house?

Deano:)

[Landy Smurf]

you have never heard of hengy pengy geez you are missing out, even though i have not been there myself.

[banjo]

What on earth is a hengy pengy?
Hows the new house?

Deano:)

Hi Deano, HENNY PENNY..
The house is good much beter than the one we where in it just needs a garage.

[Gillie]

you have never heard of hengy pengy geez you are missing out, even though i have not been there myself.

I have never heard of it either and a google search doesn't reveal anything either.

[Ausfree]

HENNY PENNY is a chicken place like RED ROOSTER but it's only in the Newcastle area!!:) It's not as salty as Red Rooster nor as greasy as Colonel Sanders!!;)

[banjo]

The Newcastle Knights used to be sponsered by Hengy Pengy...

[dobbo]

The Newcastle Knights used to be sponsered by Hengy Pengy...



Henny Penny has got to be the foulest crud known to man kind. It's like a low budget version of Red Rooster with almost an identical menu as Red Rooster had in the early 90's. IAH everytime we have been to one of their restaurants no matter what time of the day they have been empty.

[banjo]

I didn't say i liked it ..YUK ..KFC is better..:p

[disco gazza]

Many moons ago when KFC first opened up in Sydney(Blakehurst).

I was coming home(nthern beaches) from the pub(cant remember the name of it the moment) that used to be on the north side of Tom Uglys bridge(born and raised Miranda so I should know it) and we stopped at kfc few a feed on the way home.Later that night it came back up.

Havent touched in since......:p
How many years have they been here now :question::p

cheers
disco gazza
92 disco tdi :D

[Newbs-IIA]

ahhh KFC, the 'dirty bird' as it is affectionatly known amongst my mates :D

a staple part of any teenager's diet :p