A confession

[spudfan]

Today I washed the Puma Tdci. Not only that but I gave it a coat of wax aswell. Some people I know would rather keep behaviour like this quite but I think that being open is the best way to go.
While polishing the wax off the curvaceous, firm, rounded wing fronts I did not think of Pamela Anderson once. I must confess that this behaviour is not a once off but something that I indulge in on a fairly regular basis. It does not occur everytime I see Pamela Anderson on the television, but I must confess that by a strange coincidence she was on last night.
Am I alone in this unspeakable behavour or does anyone else want to own up to subjecting their Defender to this dastardly treatment.
I know that I could be banned from a site like this for such behavour, but try as I might I just can't fight it. I have tried hiding the carwax but I always find it. Maybe it should be placed on the top shelf in shops to keep temptation away.
Good Heavens, I see that there is another episode of Baywatch on this week. I hope this carwax is not too damaging on my skin.

[Landy Smurf]

i have only used carwash/carwax in one

[korg20000bc]

Depend on what skin you're rubbing it on.
"Its my body and I'll clean it as fast as I like" isn't an excuse that cuts the mustard.

[5teve]

I'm sorry spud... i indulge too...

i wait until nightfall and then do it... not because im ashamed but a dark blue defender over here is a bloody stupid idea! you wouldnt beleive how hot it gets...

the results anyway are shameful, this photo was after a red dirt corrugated road run on a HOT day with vehicles in front of us so we were well dusted, and a road run of 600+ k's (375miles) The dirt would just NOT stick to it. the amount of abuse i took from other defender drivers about its shineyness and it being clean... i had to hide! :angel: no matter what i said to defend myself it would not work.....

Steve

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/04/637.jpg

[land864]

Now that's impressive Steve :eek:

What sort of anti dust wax is that

Pete

[Cap]

Well, I was just thinking last night, whilst standing outside sipping a cup of fine brew coffee, it was 8:30ish at night, and my Disco was parked outside. I had a good perve I admit, admiring the lines and its confident, but yet not arrogant, stance on the road.

Luckily no one was out to witness this :angel:

[Rangier Rover]

I only wash and wax the top right fender and the bonnet as is the only part I see wile driving it:twisted: Much quicker this way:D

[5teve]

I only wash and wax the top right fender and the bonnet as is the only part I see wile driving it:twisted: Much quicker this way:D

Awsome idea.. except... the missus sits the other side... and notices anything that is dirty.....! (except me :D )


Now that's impressive Steve

What sort of anti dust wax is that

Pete

Its just mothers carnuba wax Pete... stuff in a large shoe polish type tin.... it was actually dusty but nobody beleived me :(

Steve

[Chucaro]

"A clean Defender is a sign of a sick mind" :)

[LOVEMYRANGIE]

Now I feel guilty for wanting to polish the Disco..... :p Had it since December and still havent touched it apart from a wash or three..... its killing me..... really....... :nazilock:

Oh OK.... I polished the RHF fender JUST to see what it COULD look like.....

Think I may have rubbed a bit somewhere around the rear too but it was all a blur and I really can't remember anything.... :angel:


..... much,

Andrew