If U Wanna Be My Lover.....

[MickS]

US woman 'stabbed husband after bad sex' (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1049210/us-woman-stabbed-husband-after-bad-sex)

A US woman who allegedly stabbed her husband with scissors because she was disappointed with his performance in bed has been arrested for assault

What's the world coming to...you can't run with scissors, now you can't get jiggy when there's a pair of scissors nearby...:D

[flagg]

:eek:

[midal]

So long as he got the point........sorry, but we were on the subject of penetration:(

[Landy Smurf]

ouch

[MickS]

[QUOTE=midal;1245801]So long as he got the point......../QUOTE]

:D Reminds me of that scene in "Run Fat Boy Run", when Hank Azaria and Simon Pegg had just done a gym workout. In the change room, Hank props one leg up on a bench, naked as, and says to Pegg..."Get my point..?" :Rolling: Great movie...

[subasurf]

No wonder if was bad sex; she looks like a chimp.

[101RRS]

Better than snip snip I guess.

[BMKal]

No wonder if was bad sex; she looks like a chimp.

Yep - If I woke up next to that, I'd stab myself. :wasntme:

Oh well, at least she only stabbed him - there's a hairdresser's in Kalgoorlie called "Bobbits" - no way I'll be going there for a haircut. :p

[Frenchie]

I don't think I could be drunk enough! https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/05/1209.jpg

[loanrangie]

No wonder if was bad sex; she looks like a chimp.

She certainly missed out in the looks dept, he was doing her a favour.

[Cap]

I don't think I could be drunk enough! http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/puke.gif

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[austastar]

Triple double bag job!
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