Bugger - forgot to build doomsday shelter - help needed

[eckolsim]

As I have been advised, the world ends @ 6pm USA time (not sure if east or west coast ). Can someone help me build my shelter and suggest what to install?

Winch, bulbar etc.

All inputs valued and believed.

[spudboy]

You're leaving your run a bit late.

Most of the alfoil from your local supermarket is no doubt sold out and wrapped around the true believer's heads by now.

See you all on the other side ;)

[bushpie]

Getting tired waiting for it ............might go have a little nap

surely someone will wake me if something happens:angel:

[rockyroad]

As long as it has a bar fridge then you are set.

[MEANZ06]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2011/05/543.jpg

[mudmouse]

Same bloke predicted the End in 1994.....

He said all the goodies get saved and go straight to Heaven, and the baddies get left behind to be judged - cool, less traffic, no religious arguments, get to do what you want, no queues at Macca's....

Bugger, maybe next time pal.

Matt.

[wagoo]

How long have we got left? I've left my run a bit late too! Will an old shipping container full of beer and chips see me through?:)
Wagoo.

[MEANZ06]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2011/05/515.jpg

:wasntme: :D

[RR P38]

I drove down to the Land Rover dealership and took a TDV8 Rangie for a spin so i didnt die wondering what it was like to be king of the road :D

[p38arover]

If one really believed it, wouldn't one be out doing things that one wouldn't normally do, e.g., having an orgy, or bedding the neighbour's wife/daughter, then doing 250km/h+ on the motorway, etc.?

OK, so most Land Rovers can't do 250km/h - but my bike might. :D

[Chad]

Maybe they should interview him tomorrow?

See if his Calculation was Wrong again?

LOSER.

[wrinklearthur]

Clam down everyone, its not over yet, the day doesn't end until the international date line reaches 12 midnight! :o

Catch you tomorrow and I'm off to bed. ;)

Cheers Arthur

[Chilly]

Sorry, fell asleep on the settee...did I miss this event?






hello...anyone there....




Come on....

I cant be the only bad one left to be judged....



Hello....

[digger]

Sorry, fell asleep on the settee...did I miss this event?






hello...anyone there....




Come on....

I cant be the only bad one left to be judged....



Hello....

Chilly,
:angel:Your judgement time has come!:twisted:

I declare that for past sins and Indiscretions (and I dont believe your story about that time you "fell and landed against that sheep!") you will be sentenced to an eternity as a moderator on here and in the soapbox thread!.:angel:

[Blknight.aus]

why would you need a doomsday shelter, you have a landrover,

wait it out in that, that way you're in heaven even if the doomsdaysayers are wrong.

(wouldnt that make you one of the "enlightened" anyway?

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Chilly,
:angel:Your judgement time has come!:twisted:

I declare that for past sins and Indiscretions (and I dont believe your story about that time you "fell and landed against that sheep!") you will be sentenced to an eternity as a moderator on here and in the soapbox thread!.:angel:

(giggles from up high:angel:)

[Galoop]

Ahhh crap... woke up and were all still here. :(
now i have to appologise to my boss and get my job back :?

[MEANZ06]

"rapture postponed due to a software update in the cloud, ... Jesus"

:p

[Chilly]

Hey,

You know the rules....no photo...did not happen...so unless you can provide said photo of me and sheep ......then did not happen!!!!...ha ha

As for using the land rover for shelter...half of it is in the garage...in bits...the other half on the drive...going to be very cold and wet!!

[bee utey]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2011/05/491.jpg

[dullbird]

wow they never marketed it very well because I had no idea the world was supposed to be ending until I read this thread!!!

god I hate it when know one informs me I'm going to die:D

[bee utey]

YouTube - ‪After The Rapture‬‏

[dullbird]

LMFAO :Rolling:

I reckon if the guy keeps guessing it will get it right one day....(when is the sun due to explode?)

[85 county]

Funny how Christians have distorted every thing.
Jesses didn’t die - he suffered
He wasn’t crucified on a cross
The world will not end as such; it’s the end of time.
When you die you die, there is no heaven or hell.
No pearly gates any St Peter etc
Jesus spoke of returning the Jews to the true faith not make a new one called Christianity

[ramblingboy42]

Funny how Christians have distorted every thing.
Jesses didn’t die - he suffered
He wasn’t crucified on a cross
The world will not end as such; it’s the end of time.
When you die you die, there is no heaven or hell.
No pearly gates any St Peter etc
Jesus spoke of returning the Jews to the true faith not make a new one called Christianity

GET TO THE SOAPBOX NOW!!!!!

[ugu80]

LMFAO :Rolling:

I reckon if the guy keeps guessing it will get it right one day....(when is the sun due to explode?)

That stupid person. FYI, the world will end on 21/12/2012. The Mayans predicted it.

[dullbird]

That stupid person. FYI, the world will end on 21/12/2012. The Mayans predicted it.

Ok so is there a day in every year where the world is going to end?:D

[ugu80]

It is actually a lack of knowledge of Mayan view of time and their culture, but I did enjoy the movie.

[digger]

Funny how Christians have distorted every thing.
Jesses didn’t die - he suffered
He wasn’t crucified on a cross
The world will not end as such; it’s the end of time.
When you die you die, there is no heaven or hell.
No pearly gates any St Peter etc
Jesus spoke of returning the Jews to the true faith not make a new one called Christianity



WHO is Jesses? :)

[bee utey]

That stupid person. FYI, the world will end on 21/12/2012. The Mayans predicted it.

From the funny pics thread:

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2011/05/477.jpg

[digger]

Hey,

You know the rules....no photo...did not happen...so unless you can provide said photo of me and sheep ......then did not happen!!!!...ha haAs for using the land rover for shelter...half of it is in the garage...in bits...the other half on the drive...going to be very cold and wet!!

I didnt want to do it but it is the rules as you say.....

36110

sorry Chilly, I didn't want to be the one to dob you in :twisted:

How is BaaarBaaara anyway?

[Tank]

Same bloke predicted the End in 1994.....

He said all the goodies get saved and go straight to Heaven, and the baddies get left behind to be judged - cool, less traffic, no religious arguments, get to do what you want, no queues at Macca's....

Bugger, maybe next time pal.

Matt.
Jeez, heavens going to be a lonely place, Regards Frank.

[85 county]

WHO is Jesses? :)

you know, that hairy guy down the road