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cal415
31st January 2012, 12:33 AM
1986 LAND ROVER 90 DEFENDER MINI MONSTER TRUCK NUT AND BOLT REBUILD NO SWAP P | eBay (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-LAND-ROVER-90-DEFENDER-MINI-MONSTER-TRUCK-NUT-AND-BOLT-REBUILD-NO-SWAP-P-/250956197582?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a6e27aece#ht_2870wt_936)

I love the way they have just cut off the spring seats and welded them back on upside down! hahaha

isuzurover
31st January 2012, 01:31 AM
1986 LAND ROVER 90 DEFENDER MINI MONSTER TRUCK NUT AND BOLT REBUILD NO SWAP P | eBay (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-LAND-ROVER-90-DEFENDER-MINI-MONSTER-TRUCK-NUT-AND-BOLT-REBUILD-NO-SWAP-P-/250956197582?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a6e27aece#ht_2870wt_936)

I love the way they have just cut off the spring seats and welded them back on upside down! hahaha

That truck is so well engineered, the geniuses really had their thinking caps on that day...

It is falsely advertised though, given how steep the suspension arms are, its wheelbase is probably 80" instead of 90" (92.9)...

I wonder what would happen first when the rear axle articulates:
(1) exhaust pipe is crushed
(2) coil binds
(3) shocks bottom out
(4) Bump stop limits travel...

(my money isn't on (4))

I love how there are so many photos showing just how tall it is... The owner is perhaps compensating for something... and looking for a buyer with similar attributes???

cal415
31st January 2012, 08:31 AM
Hahah i was looking at those extended bump stops thinking the same thing, they need another 6in extension on them! And i dont get the twin exhaust on a TDI200? so much weird stuff going on under that 90, its a shame really as the body looks nice.

isuzurover
31st January 2012, 08:50 AM
I also love the respray where they couldn't be bothered masking the dash...

uninformed
31st January 2012, 09:53 AM
how does it have MOT?????????:eek::eek::eek::eek:

isuzurover
31st January 2012, 10:33 AM
how does it have MOT?????????:eek::eek::eek::eek:

The UK, "construction and use" regulations are VERY lax.

THIS even has an MOT!!!
World's fastest sofa at the Classic Motor Show - YouTube

goingbush
31st January 2012, 10:46 AM
no mention of the rust in the firewall and the chassis is delaminating from rust.
i have to get myself a set of those orange bump stops tho

cal415
31st January 2012, 02:46 PM
Land Rover Extended bump stop - Terrafirma | eBay (http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Land-Rover-Extended-bump-stop-Terrafirma-/190584872383?pt=AU_Car_Parts_Accessories&hash=item2c5fbe5dbf)
There you go ;)

Sleepy
31st January 2012, 04:47 PM
At today's exchange rate it's about AU$6500. Probably a reasonable price - you'd need to unengineer a few bits tho.:angel:

justinc
31st January 2012, 06:59 PM
The person responsible for that abomination is a total fruitloop

Should be sent to the crusher, and goodness knows what any insurance company will think of it:mad::mad:

CAL415, please don't post up such horror in future.

JC

discowhite
2nd February 2012, 09:30 AM
ha ha! one good pot hole or speedbump would see the tie rods on the drag link snap clean off!:eek:

cheers phil

Jeff
2nd February 2012, 01:16 PM
I find the 5 star minimum before you bid, or it will be cancelled a bit rich( I have 4).

Jeff

:rocket:

wagoo
3rd February 2012, 11:35 AM
I also love the respray where they couldn't be bothered masking the dash...
Oh thanks for reminding me. 6 rattle cans of Heritage Green from Bunnings, and a jar of Vaseline for the bits I don't want the overspray to stick to.:)
Bill.

blitz
3rd February 2012, 01:26 PM
The person responsible for that abomination is a total fruitloop

Should be sent to the crusher, and goodness knows what any insurance company will think of it:mad::mad:

CAL415, please don't post up such horror in future.

JC

C'mon Justin you could nearly drive it to mainland Oz without the ferry from your place [tonguewink]

flagg
6th February 2012, 06:28 PM
Not sure what the think about the Exhaust problem of his 'Home Maid'.. maybe she needs change her diet!!

:Rolling::Rolling::wasntme:

def-90
13th February 2012, 07:02 PM
wow you guys are hard critics, u obvioulsy missed the

A SET OF MUSICAL AIR HORNS DIXIE TUNE DUKES OF HAZZARD

now thats what i'm talking about!!!
yeah baby!!

Nedster
15th February 2012, 03:10 AM
I thought I'd got a bargain when I won the auction!

c.h.i.e.f
7th April 2012, 10:44 PM
i wonder if it also comes with a bottle of clag glue to glue those spring seats back on to?

justinc
7th April 2012, 10:46 PM
I thought I'd got a bargain when I won the auction!

:eek::eek::eek:


jc

Benz
8th April 2012, 12:50 AM
what a shame the owner sold that death trap....

Nedster
22nd April 2012, 05:08 PM
:eek::eek::eek:


jc
Was only a joke mate I didn't really buy it, that looks like one heap of scrap! :D