Digger

[V8Ian]

Go go go!

I've got Shonks occupied in the better end of the country. ;)

[isuzutoo-eh]

Please leave the throttle linkages from Ambrose behind, as they are mine.
Thankyou and good luck!

[V8Ian]

:D PM your address to Digger, he may, or may not post them to you. :p

[Mick_Marsh]

Got the trailer hooked up to the Millennium Commodore. I'm about to leave at light speed.
Good job I put the GPS tracker on Ambrose a couple of years back so I know exactly where it's at. I've been waiting patiently for this day.
I only hope I get there before Digger.

[Sleepy]

Laying Smoke......
Mood Music (http://www.aulro.com/afvb/attachment.php?attachmentid=13060&d=1232877820)
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2012/02/1540.jpg




G'day Shonky,

Hows things?
Any work done on ol Gus lately?
Hows the new job?
Seen any good movies lately?
Read any good books, I've heard War and Peace is a quick read.
Brekky Creek has nice steaks....ay?
Did you know I can speak Queenslandish....ay?
Nice place.....ay?










:angel:

[Blknight.aus]

Posted from android....

already on the way with the Aframe in the back of the disco all you lot are going to see is the oilstains....

[Mick_Marsh]

Bugger! The hyperdrive isn't working.

[digger]

I'm on the way now!!!

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2012/02/1541.jpg

DON'T GET IN MY WAY, although you won't see me! :) :ninja::ph34r:

(you may hear my music....)
mission impossible theme song - YouTube

[digger]

Laying Smoke......
Mood Music (http://www.aulro.com/afvb/attachment.php?attachmentid=13060&d=1232877820)
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2012/02/1540.jpg




G'day Shonky,

Hows things?
Any work done on ol Gus lately?
Hows the new job?
Seen any good movies lately?
Read any good books, I've heard War and Peace is a quick read.
Brekky Creek has nice steaks....ay?
Did you know I can speak Queenslandish....ay?
Nice place.....ay?










:angel:

Sleepy, you have done as you said you would, I declare a 6 month moritorium on trying to steal your 101 as per our agreement!

[V8Ian]

I'm on the way now!!!
DON'T GET IN MY WAY, although you won't see me! :) :ninja::ph34r:
Geez mate, I wouldn't want to be hanging by my finger nails waiting for you to arrive! :p

[digger]

Go go go!

I've got Shonks occupied in the better end of the country. ;)

Ian as agreed, I shall forward the parts you wanted from his shed... :):p

[digger]

Geez mate, I wouldn't want to be hanging by my finger nails waiting for you to arrive! :p

You dare question the wisdom of the NINJA!!!?? :mad::twisted:

(Ive been working on my tractor and slasher all day!!:( )

[Sleepy]

Sleepy, you have done as you said you would, I declare a 6 month moritorium on trying to steal your 101 as per our agreement!
Geepers, better get my new trailer ready soon:eek:

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2012/02/1510.jpg

[V8Ian]

Got the trailer hooked up to the Millennium Commodore. I'm about to leave at light speed.
Good job I put the GPS tracker on Ambrose a couple of years back so I know exactly where it's at. I've been waiting patiently for this day.
I only hope I get there before Digger.
"Yep. "Marathon man" they call me."

You sure? ;)

[digger]

Damn!!!

Does anyone know where Shonky put the battery??

[digger]

Geepers, better get my new trailer ready soon:eek:

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2012/02/1510.jpg

Ohhh I made no agreement about the trailer,!!!!

I should concentrate on the task at hand because some people say I have adhd but I dont think thats tr...... Ohhh look at the trailer with missiles....

MMMM that would be good behind a..... MMMMM:angel:

[Sleepy]

Damn!!!

Does anyone know where Shonky put the battery??

Crank it damn you.....put your back into it man!:mad:

[digger]

Crank it damn you.....put your back into it man!:mad:

He's taken all the crank handles!!
The heartless sod!:p

[Sleepy]

He's taken all the crank handles!!
The heartless sod!:p

Ok, dont worry, push start will do. Just jump the positive on the wiper to the ignition and awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy you go.

Remember, no one can see you. :ninja:

[digger]

Ok, dont worry, push start will do. Just jump the positive on the wiper to the ignition and awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy you go.

Remember, no one can see you. :ninja:

Yep, will do, tell you how I go..... :)

[digger]

Started! Woo Hoo!!!!!!!:D


Now I just need to.....

oh...you sneaky bastard!!!:mad:


where would he have put a full set of wheels?:confused:

[drifter]

Look in the wheel barrow...

[V8Ian]

Started! Woo Hoo!!!!!!!:D


Now I just need to.....

oh...you sneaky bastard!!!:mad:


where would he have put a full set of wheels?:confused:
Have you checked under the nearside seat?

[isuzutoo-eh]

Better change to the good fuel tank, it was left on the stale gunky fuel...you won't get far on that!

[Sleepy]

Digger, I have back team on the way.

Michael and Roger will meet you soon. (That is not their real names!)

http://www.4tnz.com/files/horsepower.jpg

You will need to take your ninja gear off so they can find you.

Good luck.

Clock is ticking...........


(Have you got any oats for their horse?)

[digger]

OK, De ninja'd,

fred and barney are here but say that Ambrose is too big,

I was in a quandry, what can I do...

Then I found the angle grinder...:twisted::twisted:

I know I have not had much sleep but this seems like a brilliant idea to me at the moment....
























Oh, Im cutting the door off his garage so I can get ambrose out on the cart....

what did you think I was gonna do?:angel:

[Mick_Marsh]

Oh, Im cutting the door of his garage so I can get ambrose out on the cart....

what did you think I was gonna do?:angel:
Convert Ambrose to a Gunbuggy.

[digger]

Convert Ambrose to a Gunbuggy.



MMMMMMMMMMM ambgun buggybulance MMMMMM:angel::)

[Sleepy]

Update?

Do you need more assistance.

I can send you the most successful marriage of Puma and Land Rover.:wasntme:

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

[Sleepy]

<<written in Ninja Ink>>

Digger, Digger,

Replies not received, if reading , Mission Abort, Mission Abort

I have him distracted in the "Soapbox" talkin religion but that cant last forever!!

Confirming, Abort, Abort, Abort.

Out

[digger]

Sleepy,
I skulk away, after heeding your warning :(:mad::angrylock:
(by the way its rude to write everything in red ninja ink!)

But, I have prepared a number of Ninja type surprises for him! :D;):p:twisted::twisted: these Im sure will be revealed
in the future...

I lost a lot of time building defensive fortifications to stop Dave from invading, and lots of time and sleep and energy manning the pickets!! and then he didnt show.. :(

I was let down by Michael and Roger (aka fred and barney) who advised as Ambrose is an ambulance they believe it crosses into another unions turf and they wont cross, as they fear losing their donkey towing/car removal union tickets....:(

The fact it was an ambulance was pointed out by some passing hippy looking kids in a Kombi van with their big dog...

I would have gotten away with it too if it werent for those pesky kids! :( .... (that sounds strangely familiar)


I return to my ninja den...

But remember if something goes wrong unexpectedly, it may not be an accident, it may be youve been visited by the "LRN"!!.
**** LAND ROVER NINJA ****

[digger]

Update?

Do you need more assistance.

I can send you the most successful marriage of Puma and Land Rover.:wasntme:

http://www.4x4news.co.uk/n/281004.jpg

When you cross a Puma and a Land rover you get a helicopter?!?!

What if you cross a 2.25 and a series III do you get a gyrocopter? :)

[V8Ian]

Oh what a bunch of girls you lot are, any self respecting tea leaf would have had it out of the country by now. :D

[digger]

Oh what a bunch of girls you lot are, any self respecting tea leaf would have had it out of the country by now. :D

Unfortunately Ive been practicing the wrong type of security whilst at his place....

Before I realised Ive installed new locks, better screen door, collected the hidden key from under the pot (its now in the magic rock, no one will find it (so I painted it orange so you can Shonky!) and... well you get the idea...

Had a lot of trouble replasing the roller door..

I know Ive got it all wrong.... sorry!!

[V8Ian]

You should've subbied the job out Digger, it's not like you would be short of contacts. ;)

[Sleepy]

Dont think of it as a defeat but a learning experience.

PS. Michael and Roger just phoned me, they had no info on the job but offered me a good deal on my mobile phone ;)

[Sleepy]

Digger.

Report for debrief in the morning.
We may have to re assign you to lighter duties.:mad:

Operation G.. B....:D



THIS THREAD WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 5 SECONDS. GOOD LUCK MR DIGGER

[digger]

Digger.

Report for debrief in the morning.
We may have to re assign you to lighter duties.:mad:

Operation G.. B....:D



THIS THREAD WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 5 SECONDS. GOOD LUCK MR DIGGER



Thanks Sleepy,

I'm back home and working on my training again...

Apparently when I can snatch the stone out of the "masters" hands and pick
up the boiling dragon handled cauldron with my forearms I will be ready....

keen to hear the operation details...

(PS:- my s3 "Hans" has developed a rattle in the rear "hatch" that would drive even a politician mad!! I suspect a previous bolt or screw has shaken loose internally! It could be all the driving I've been doing OR it may have been visited by the LRN!!?? )

[Shonky]

Haha! :D

Digger if you can't find Land Rover rims on my place then there is something wrong with you! I have almost enough rims to have two full sets (inc spares!) for each truck... :eek:

PS - Took the old boy for a putter around the paddock this afternoon. ;) Still there, and suitably immobilised! :p

I am... the LRNN!

(Land Rover Ninja, Ninja)

[digger]

Haha! :D


I am... the LRNN!

(Land Rover Ninja, Ninja)

...
its all part of my master plan.......

and I can prove Im a ninja... see my interviews here

Ask A Ninja - Ninja Knowledge - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=kAzzpfuD1CM&NR=1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=vXCHlyFLWZM&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=xzvNzfDeXw0&NR=1

I'll leave you to 'soak those in'... maybe I'll see you... ON THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT!! (insert ninja laugh here)

[Sleepy]

"Hans" has developed a rattle in the rear "hatch" that would drive even a politician mad!! I suspect a previous bolt or screw has shaken loose internally!

Hmmmm, yes I think I know the problem. It's often the nut behind the steering wheel.:D:p