British military OFR'S [ officer fitness reports]

[bob10]

Mate of mine sent me some actual OFR'S for the RN., and Royal Marines, they show a well refined sense of humour. :

- His men would follow him, but only out of curiosity
- I would not breed from this Officer.
- He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle
- Technically sound, but socially impossible
- She sets low personal standards and then constantly fails to achieve them
- He has the wisdom of youth, and energy of old age.
- The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship
- This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot
- Only occasionally wets himself under pressure
- This Officer should go far, the sooner the better
- In my opinion, this pilot should not be authorised to fly below 250 ft.
- Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom, and started to dig
- He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction
They must have had a lot of time on their hands, Bob :D

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[Lotz-A-Landies]

Mate of mine sent me some actual OFR'S for the RN., @ Royal Marines, they show a well refined sense of humour. :
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- Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom, @ started to dig
- He has carried out each @ every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction
They must have had a lot of time on their hands, Bob :D-Bob, did they actually use the "@" (at) symbol instead of the "&" (and) symbol?

I knew English grammar standards had dropped, but thought the Royal Navy wouldn't have been the place to do it!

Diana

[bob10]

Bob, did they actually use the "@" (at) symbol instead of the "&" (and) symbol?

I knew English grammar standards had dropped, but thought the Royal Navy wouldn't have been the place to do it!

Diana
You got me Diana, but the Royal marines have always been trying to get at the Matelots, very suss, those sea soldiers. :D Bob

[superquag]

More than one standard for grammar?

Royal Navy a place at which to lower said standards?

:p:p:p:p:p:p

- Waiting on the other pedants !:D

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[Lotz-A-Landies]

Who was that Muphry again? ;)

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[Davo]

Muhpry's brother.

[p38arover]

Bob, did they actually use the "@" (at) symbol instead of the "&" (and) symbol?

I used to see that occur many times when I was the LROC News editor. Always on articles (from Mac users) when imported into the Windows software I was using, That wasn't the only incorrectly imported symbol.

[Blknight.aus]

Has all the cans for a 6 pack but lacks the plastic bit to hold it all together

Works well when cornered like a rat and is unable to weasle out of the job.

assigning respnsibilty to this officer is like going to MCdonalds for a salad.

Member can often be found asleep on shift, work proceeds better at these times

Members attention span and work quality is inversly proportional to the signal strength on her mobile phone

His team mates will follow him into battle, but only because it gives them someone to hide behind.

Is the person I would want to be with in a life and death situation as he always finds the easy way out.

Is perpetually bemused by the fact that when his subordinates do anything other than as he instructs the job goes well.

do I really have to fill this bit out?

I can not in good faith write anything in this section as I am not in the habit of putting lies to paper and telling the truth could leave me facing discrimination charges.

I would only recommend this person for promotion in the hope that she would wind up with subordinates of her own caliber so she might learn from her own short comings.