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spudfan
13th June 2013, 11:57 PM
Was at an outdoor event recently. Headed for the Portaloos.A woman had just put a young child into one of them and as the one beside this one was engaged she headed to the next one vacant for herself. When I got there the one beside the young child was just becoming vacant so I headed in there.A short time later I heard a knock on my door and a voice saying
"Do you want me to wipe your bum,Love"
Obviously the mother had finished and gone to get her child but got the Portaloos mixed up.
Any wonder I don't go out much.
SBD4
14th June 2013, 12:01 AM
hopefully it will be a little while yet before you will be needing that sort of attention!
flyinglandrover
14th June 2013, 12:37 AM
And the reply was?
Landy Smurf
14th June 2013, 12:41 AM
LMAO :p
digger
14th June 2013, 01:39 AM
Was at an outdoor event recently. Headed for the Portaloos.A woman had just put a young child into one of them and as the one beside this one was engaged she headed to the next one vacant for herself. When I got there the one beside the young child was just becoming vacant so I headed in there.A short time later I heard a knock on my door and a voice saying
"Do you want me to wipe your bum,Love"
Obviously the mother had finished and gone to get her child but got the Portaloos mixed up.
Any wonder I don't go out much.

You should've mustered your deepest voice and answered!

"Can you wait until I just snap this next one off Love?"