One for Ron.

[Disco Muppet]

I've been badly impacted by my time on here, every time I see a spelling or grammatical error, I immediately think "Ron should have picked up on that one".
Reading a news article about a TV chef having a domestic, apparently her husband "Chocked" her.
What a bastard.
Nigella Lawson seen being 'choked by husband' in restaurant - Yahoo!7 (http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/-/world/17626987/British-newspaper-publishes-photos-of-nigella-lawson-being-choked-by-husband/)
First paragraph.
In other news, seriously. What a bastard.

[d2dave]

Reading the news story in your posted link, I have three observations.

The top picture with her cooking must be an old photo. There is no way she is 53 years old in that photo.

If she is, she must have the best cosmetic surgeon on this planet.

Maybe it was a misprint, and it should have said 33 year old.

[Disco Muppet]

Reading the news story in your posted link, I have three observations.

The top picture with her cooking must be an old photo. There is no way she is 53 years old in that photo.

If she is, she must have the best cosmetic surgeon on this planet.

Maybe it was a misprint, and it should have said 33 year old.

Nope, she's 53.
That's one observation, what are the other two?

[BigBlackDog]

He got you there!

[d2dave]

Nope, she's 53.
That's one observation, what are the other two?

The three.
1/ Old photo.
2/ Good plastic doctor.
3/ Misprint.

[Disco Muppet]

The three.
1/ Old photo.
2/ Good plastic doctor.
3/ Misprint.

That occurred to me after I'd posted my comment. But no, she's actually 53.

[B92 8NW]

:angel:

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2013/06/804.jpg

[bobslandies]

:angel:

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2013/06/804.jpg

Can you put that on the Vaccination thread also!!!!:D

Bob

[Cobber]

Changes the whole article if he chocked her in a restaurant! :eek:;)

Seriously though, yeah he is a bastard.

[460cixy]

If she was my wife she would be chocked often :twisted:

[DiscoMick]

He's a bar stool.
Her food is far too fatty and high in cholesterol, so either she doesn't eat it herself, or she's had lots of plastic.

[disco gazza]

I did read earlier this year that Nigella was trimming back all the fatty foods she loves.Apparently it was her doctor that put her on to going on a bit of a diet.
Latest I heard she's moved out of home and taken her son with her.The old codger is a bastard.

cheers

[Fifth Columnist]

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