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vnx205
1st July 2013, 12:54 PM
There are some strange names for a group of things, like "a murder of crows" and "a pandemonium of parrots".

There are also some that don't exist, but should such as "an attitude of teenagers", "a superfluity of similes", "a reflection of narcissists", and "a conflagration of arsonists".

One I particularly like was suggested by a colleague. A common noun for a group of prostitutes; "a tray of tarts".

There are a mixture of real and fictitious ones here.

The Collective Noun Page (http://www.ojohaven.com/collectives/)

FeatherWeightDriver
1st July 2013, 01:25 PM
how about: a wave of (land rover) defenders :cool:

Hymie
1st July 2013, 01:59 PM
A drip tray of Landrovers?

bee utey
1st July 2013, 02:32 PM
A drip tray of Landrovers?
A Calming of Land Rovers (Oil on troubled waters and all that):)

jimr1
1st July 2013, 04:45 PM
How about a group of Lady Golfers , (The Hemorrhoids )They hang around in a bunch and are a pain in the Asssss :D:D:D jimr1..

S3ute
2nd July 2013, 04:44 PM
The Great Gough once referred to a "grumble of graziers"............

Cheers,

vnx205
2nd July 2013, 07:18 PM
One I particularly like was suggested by a colleague. A common noun for a group of prostitutes; "a tray of tarts".


For the last couple of days, I have been trying to remember his alternative name for a group of prostitutes.

Since he was an English teacher, it is not surprising that he suggested, "an anthology of pros".

Bigbjorn
2nd July 2013, 08:44 PM
An anthology of pros is one, a flourish of strumpets is another, as is a collection of Trollopes.

V8Ian
2nd July 2013, 08:44 PM
Would a collective of camper trailers be a caravan of campers? ;)

Disco Muppet
2nd July 2013, 08:52 PM
For the last couple of days, I have been trying to remember his alternative name for a group of prostitutes.

Since he was an English teacher, it is not surprising that he suggested, "an anthology of pros".

A firm of solicitors?

How about...
A whatever of teenagers?

Fifth Columnist
3rd July 2013, 09:55 AM
A Calming of Land Rovers (Oil on troubled waters and all that):)
....or 'A slick of Land Rovers'......?

Saitch
3rd July 2013, 06:57 PM
A "Lying of politicians"

"Glove of Proctologists"

"Unrealism of Judges"

"Sucking of Lawyers"

"Pit of Mechanics"

"Tending of Nurses"

"Doping of Cyclists"

FeatherWeightDriver
5th July 2013, 09:34 AM
For the last couple of days, I have been trying to remember his alternative name for a group of prostitutes.

I always thought it was "a moan" :wasntme:

V8Ian
5th July 2013, 10:54 AM
For the last couple of days, I have been trying to remember his alternative name for a group of prostitutes.

Since he was an English teacher, it is not surprising that he suggested, "an anthology of pros".
A possy of prossies.:angel:

101RRS
5th July 2013, 11:18 AM
A bunch of dickheads

gusthedog
9th December 2013, 08:39 AM
A puckering sphincter of accountants?

ramblingboy42
9th December 2013, 10:05 AM
A putrescence of politicians

Fifth Columnist
9th December 2013, 12:39 PM
A confusion of remote controls.

Hall
9th December 2013, 04:20 PM
A watt of electricians. A drip of plumbers. A arc of welders.
Cheers Hall