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Disco Muppet
30th August 2013, 07:08 PM
:eek::eek::eek:
Because that's normal...
Ania's on a mission to sleep with 100,000 men - The West Australian (http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/breaking/18722092/anias-on-a-mission-to-sleep-with-100-000-men/)
Ms Lisewska's long-term boyfriend is not happy about the situation but is sticking by her.
And people say I'M whipped :p
Seriously, read a book or 100, learn a language or a musical instrument.
p38arover
30th August 2013, 07:26 PM
How do I join the line?
Mick_Marsh
30th August 2013, 07:28 PM
What on earth..........
I shudder to think of the sites you visit.
Disco Muppet
30th August 2013, 07:33 PM
Move to Poland apparently Ron :p
And Mick, it was on the Yahoo homepage :eek:
Ferret
30th August 2013, 07:39 PM
How do I join the line?
I guess you could send a friend request to her Facebook page and see how it goes from there. Let us know how it turns out. :)
Homestar
30th August 2013, 07:46 PM
I really don't want to be at the back of that queue...
JamesB71
30th August 2013, 07:53 PM
I would rather be on the short list that hasn't than the long list that has.
FeatherWeightDriver
30th August 2013, 08:06 PM
Must... not make... any jokes... about... the boyfriend... or stickyness... :wasntme:
Davo
30th August 2013, 08:11 PM
One a day would take her about 270 years, if I've got that right.
Eevo
30th August 2013, 08:12 PM
100,000? is that all, bloody amature.
Disco Muppet
30th August 2013, 08:15 PM
Even Hugh Hefner would be thinking she might need to slow down...
She must have an amazing personality if he's willing to stick by her through something like that, Don't know that I would under any circumstances.
Homestar
30th August 2013, 08:17 PM
One a day would take her about 270 years, if I've got that right.
Yep, so 10 a day and she is done by the time she is 50....
V8Ian
30th August 2013, 08:27 PM
Will she have http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-score001.gif, like they do at the diving? :wasntme:
sheerluck
30th August 2013, 10:39 PM
Move to Poland apparently Ron :p
Yeah, but the queue ends in Spain. ;)
justinc
30th August 2013, 10:54 PM
Slapper
Disco Muppet
30th August 2013, 10:56 PM
I think they're going to do more than slap her JC.....
Why is this crap coming up on news headlines?
Apart from those with shares in Durex, who the hell cares?
Disco Muppet
30th August 2013, 11:27 PM
I can picture Stewie Griffin asking her "So, is there any tread left on the tyres, or at this point would it be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway".
:twisted: :angel:
UncleHo
31st August 2013, 06:25 AM
Yeah! Kinda like tying a painter's plank and jumping!
Now that was an old term from the 60's
mikehzz
31st August 2013, 06:34 AM
What really upsets me is that people steal all my good ideas. I was going to say my goal was to sleep with 100,000 women but now she just makes me look like a copycat. :(
mikehzz
31st August 2013, 06:38 AM
....mine would have been a charity event, in more ways than one :D
sheerluck
31st August 2013, 06:41 AM
I can picture Stewie Griffin asking her "So, is there any tread left on the tyres, or at this point would it be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway".
:twisted: :angel:
As ambitions go, it is a bit of a questionable one. You can't help but think that it may prove to be a little more detrimental to her body than she realises. 10 a day until she's 50? That may get dull quite quickly.
I can imagine that most guys wouldn't be too unhappy about being early on the list, but those in the later stages are most likely going to be acutely aware that they are a long, long way from Capt James.T.Kirk and the USS Enterprise 'boldly going where no man has gone before'.
The euphemism for the military types is "like throwing a kitbag in the back of a four-tonner". ;)
UncleHo
31st August 2013, 06:54 AM
Yeah,but even at 40 it would be a case of "It's Life Jim,But Not As We Know It"
Chops
31st August 2013, 06:58 AM
There'll be some awfully good "one-liners" here,,:D (she may be in need of one herself)
Not quite too sure where the boyfriends going to fit in but,, :eek:
seano87
31st August 2013, 08:40 AM
There'll be some awfully good "one-liners" here,,:D (she may be in need of one herself)
Not quite too sure where the boyfriends going to fit in but,, :eek:
Oh, I don't think the boyfriend should have too much trouble 'fitting in'.
Disco Muppet
31st August 2013, 09:43 AM
Oh, I don't think the boyfriend should have too much trouble 'fitting in'.
Beat me to it :D
Apparently she's seeking qualified spelunkers to be the last 80 000 :D
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