Drunk dad banned from going out after simulating sex with Land Rover

[GoldCloverLeaf]

AULRO member? :p


Drunk dad banned from going out after simulating sex with Land Rover | News.com.au (http://www.news.com.au/world-news/drunk-dad-banned-from-going-out-after-simulating-sex-with-land-rover/story-fndir2ev-1226717324044)

[one_iota]

AULRO member? I doubt it. AULRO members don't get drunk. :p

[loanrangie]

Those Welsh :o.

[UncleHo]

That will teach him to over do the "Scrumpy" evil stuff that cider! the hangover is a doozie too! But it does make one do odd things.





Like lie down in the gutter alongside your motorcycle on Parramatta Rd when the blurring of the road markings become too much!


Me, try to ride home while drunk---------------!

1974!

[Eevo]

Mmm, I too like a car with tight clearances, smooth geaxboxes and big exhausts.
Easy to handle and will tackle anything I throw at her

[TimNZ]

What! That's illegal!! oh noooooo........

[MR LR]

Mmm, I too like a car with tight clearances, smooth geaxboxes and big exhausts.
Easy to handle and will tackle anything I throw at her
So WTF are you doing on a Land Rover forum?

[Hoges]

Certainly evoqued a response!:eek:

[GoldCloverLeaf]

Might be related to this guy... as seen on Top Gear :o

http://imageshack.com/a/img32/2554/szcb.jpg

[Shortie]

Humm, now I'm going to burst out laughing every time I see a "hail damaged" vehicle :wasntme:

[goingbush]

Humm, now I'm going to burst out laughing every time I see a "hail damaged" vehicle :wasntme:

you would be having quite a chuckle when you see Brad110's Tdi then :o

[wayneg]

The UK paper the Sun had the best Headline...


Four-by-phwoar!

[Shortie]

Humm, now I'm going to burst out laughing every time I see a "hail damaged" vehicle :wasntme:


you would be having quite a chuckle when you see Brad110's Tdi then :o

I'm laughing already and I haven't even seen it :Rolling:

[waz]

It's okay to love your car;

It's NOT okay to LOVE your car...

[BMKal]

Humm, now I'm going to burst out laughing every time I see a "hail damaged" vehicle :wasntme:

Don't think I want to be around then if you ever come across a car that's been shot at. :o

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/6420/yxc1.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/208/yxc1.jpg/)

:angel: :wasntme:

[Disco Muppet]

Puts a slight twist on the phrase "Journey of Discovery" I guess...

[bob10]

Can I have one of the pups? :) Bob

[sheerluck]

Can I have one of the pups? :) Bob

Are you sure? That'd be an Evoque? :D

[bob10]

Are you sure? That'd be an Evoque? :D

Talk about the runt of the litter! :Rolling:Bob

[Davo]

The whole thing just reminds of all those V8 Toyota drivers and their burnt lips . . . :angel:

[Disco Muppet]

Talk about the runt of the litter! :Rolling:Bob

I thought that was the FL1 petrol... :D

[GoldCloverLeaf]

This is what i tried to post before not sure why it didn't work... family member? :o

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/9172/plyp.jpg

[sheerluck]

I thought that was the FL1 petrol... :D

They should be bagged and drowned at birth!

[Debacle]

AULRO member? I doubt it. AULRO members don't get drunk. :p

No, they merely fail to proceed in a soberly manner.

[loanrangie]

That will teach him to over do the "Scrumpy" evil stuff that cider! the hangover is a doozie too! But it does make one do odd things.





Like lie down in the gutter alongside your motorcycle on Parramatta Rd when the blurring of the road markings become too much!


Me, try to ride home while drunk---------------!

1974!

Reminds me of the really only dangerously dumb thing i have ever done with a motorbike, i got on the turps in Adelaide and after a big night out i got back on my GPZ750R and rode home, i was so drunk i couldnt even focus on the speedo let alone the road signs.
God knows how i made it home even though it was only a 7 min ride :o.