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bigbugga
9th August 2003, 05:58 PM
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.



ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.


COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.



Tyre - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.




HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it...and, of course, there's the hot air part.


SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain
water.


HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.



SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.


HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.




REMOTE CONTROL - female....Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

Redbak
27th September 2004, 07:17 PM
AND .... which sex is your new Fender BB ...... :?:

8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O

Davo :wink:

bigbugga
28th September 2004, 08:27 AM
Originally posted by Redbak
AND .... which s*x is your new Fender BB ...... :?:

8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O

Davo :wink:

Female of course, she barks in the morning but gives a great ride at anytime. Is fun to play with but can for no reason turn on you and make you wonder why you are still alive.
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The above comments may or may not be from a warped and twisted LR owners mind.










Just incase Knight reads this :wink:

Knight
28th September 2004, 08:47 AM
Well Helloooooooooooo Boys!! :wink:

I would have to agree with BB on that one!
(for reasons already stated)

must run.....currently standing on thin ice........ :oops:
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Cheers
Knight :wink:

VladTepes
28th September 2004, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by bigbugga+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(bigbugga)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Redbak
AND .... which s*x is your new Fender BB ...... :?:


Female of course,[/b][/quote]

Yeah, but being a DEFENDER, she's more 'Eastern Bloc Shot-putter' than supermodel. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Knight
28th September 2004, 11:27 AM
RLOL!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Top call Vlads!

8O ...Eastern Bloc Shot-putter 8O ......


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Knight :wink:

Redbak
28th September 2004, 07:35 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Yeah, but being a DEFENDER, she's more 'Eastern Bloc Shot-putter' than supermodel[/b][/quote]

One of your diamond calls Vlad ... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Davo

bigbugga
28th September 2004, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by VladTepes+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VladTepes)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by bigbugga@
<!--QuoteBegin-Redbak
AND .... which s*x is your new Fender BB ...... :?:


Female of course,

Yeah, but being a DEFENDER, she's more 'Eastern Bloc Shot-putter' than supermodel. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

I like a challenge style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif