100% [Archive] - Australian Land Rover Owners

bigbugga

30th October 2003, 08:05 PM

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE
than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more
than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to
give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Well, here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 98%

and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 103%

AND, look how far ass-kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bull****
and Ass-kissing will put you over the top.

one_iota

30th October 2003, 08:27 PM

2+21+12+12+2+1+6+6+12+5+19+2 +18+1+9+14+19

Bullbafflesbrains

161

bigbugga

21st August 2004, 08:00 PM

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Still baffeling

DiscoTDI

21st August 2004, 08:05 PM

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_72.gif

I have to use these at Monday mornings meeting

bigbugga

21st August 2004, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by DiscoTDI
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_72.gif

I have to use these at Monday mornings meeting

Well dont blame me for it then ok :wink:

fernockulated

21st August 2004, 08:08 PM

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif now that was a worthwhile blast from the past style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

bigbugga

21st August 2004, 08:10 PM

Originally posted by fernockulated
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif now that was a worthwhile blast from the past style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

But still pointless 8)

fernockulated

21st August 2004, 08:48 PM

:roll: yeah ,but we can get some mileage out of it again style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

DiscoTDI

21st August 2004, 08:52 PM

Well, keep it going

fernockulated

21st August 2004, 08:57 PM

i'm trying to but my legs are starting to cramp up after taking a group of youth walking up Mt. Greville today(see picy in my gallery of pebble in my front yard!)and i'm just about stuffed! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif

VladTepes

22nd August 2004, 01:20 PM

Today I put in, oh, 106%

When Medic came in the other day he only saw me at about 64%

Usually I work a lot harder. Whatever he says style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Bytemrk

22nd August 2004, 01:43 PM

mmm.... I just had a scary thought..... 8O

If you apply this formula to the way the governement see to want to shut 4x4 out of our forests.... :?

the results are terrifying :twisted: :twisted:

Mindless Bureaucracy = 213 :!: 8O :!:

DiscoTDI

22nd August 2004, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by Bytemrk
mmm.... I just had a scary thought..... 8O

If you apply this formula to the way the governement see to want to shut 4x4 out of our forests.... :?

the results are terrifying :twisted: :twisted:

Mindless Bureaucracy = 213 :!: 8O :!:

thats why they run the country, no one else can work that hard style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

VladTepes

22nd August 2004, 04:50 PM

On the grounds that I work for the mindless bureaucracy, I cannot comment lest I reveal some secret of its innermost machinations 8O style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Bytemrk

22nd August 2004, 05:48 PM

Vladtepes writes <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>On the grounds that I work for the mindless bureaucracy, I cannot comment lest I reveal some secret of its innermost machinations
[/b][/quote]

I knew there had to be a reason my post lasted 3 hours with a response from you..... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

anyway Vlad.... with your posting level here.... you're obviously putting in your 213%... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

DiscoTDI

22nd August 2004, 05:58 PM

I knew there was a reason you could post so much, question is do you take turns leaning on the shovel :wink:

VladTepes

22nd August 2004, 06:23 PM

Shovel :?: 8O

Mental note: Take turns looking for shovel.

Pedro_The_Swift

22nd August 2004, 07:13 PM

I can loan you one,,,

round nose, square, long handle, posthole, steel,

all guarenteed to withstand leaning style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

not mine, you all understand,,,, :roll:

VladTepes

22nd August 2004, 08:08 PM

Do you collect shovels or something :?: :?

DiscoTDI

23rd August 2004, 07:51 PM

Hes a shovel salesman style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

bigbugga

23rd August 2004, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by DiscoTDI
Hes a shovel salesman style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Nope he is just very skilled at shovelling IT style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

fernockulated

23rd August 2004, 08:01 PM

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif nahhh ,he had to get them so he could dig his way thru all the ***** from in front! 8O

bigbugga

23rd August 2004, 08:03 PM

Sheesh we post at the same time and also nearly about the same thing, we have to get out more 8O

DiscoTDI

23rd August 2004, 08:18 PM

HHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

little too strange 8O

fernockulated

23rd August 2004, 08:26 PM

Originally posted by bigbugga
Sheesh we post at the same time and also nearly about the same thing, we have to get out more 8O

its a good thing that we are on opposite sides of this country ,otherwise people mite talk!! 8O

bigbugga

24th August 2004, 07:25 AM

Originally posted by fernockulated+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(fernockulated)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-bigbugga
Sheesh we post at the same time and also nearly about the same thing, we have to get out more 8O

its a good thing that we are on opposite sides of this country ,otherwise people mite talk!! 8O[/b][/quote]

I thought they were already 8O :?

VladTepes

24th August 2004, 08:07 AM

Yes people will talk, especially if you are an easy target.

And you, my friend, are right in the centre of the crosshairs. http://mindscraps.com/s/contrib/blackeye/double0smile.gif

bigbugga

24th August 2004, 09:59 AM

Originally posted by VladTepes
Yes people will talk, especially if you are an easy target.

And you, my friend, are right in the centre of the crosshairs. http://mindscraps.com/s/contrib/blackeye/double0smile.gif

OOOOO I have come over all a quiver..

BBBRBBRBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Pedro_The_Swift

24th August 2004, 04:33 PM

Originally posted by bigbugga

OOOOO I have come over all a quiver..

I WILL not touch that,
I will NOT touch that,
I will not touch THAT,

8O 8O 8O 8O 8O

VladTepes

24th August 2004, 04:39 PM

Originally posted by Pedro_The_Swift_and_in_this_case_at_least_the_wise
I WILL not touch that,
I will NOT touch that,
I will not touch THAT,

8O 8O 8O 8O 8O

and very wisely said, at that :!:

DiscoTDI

24th August 2004, 06:11 PM

Originally posted by Pedro_The_Swift+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pedro_The_Swift)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-bigbugga

OOOOO I have come over all a quiver..

I WILL not touch that,
I will NOT touch that,
I will not touch THAT,

8O 8O 8O 8O 8O[/b][/quote]
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I agree

medic455

24th August 2004, 06:22 PM

fernockulated

24th August 2004, 06:31 PM

8O not even with vlads rubber gloves!!!!! 8O 8O 8O style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

bigbugga

25th August 2004, 07:29 AM

Pedro_The_Swift

25th August 2004, 06:30 PM

Hey Mr Moderator,,,

you're the reason I dont!!!!!

:wink:

bigbugga

25th August 2004, 07:37 PM

Originally posted by Pedro_The_Swift
Hey Mr Moderator,,,

you're the reason I dont!!!!!

:wink:

I am the reason there are a lot of NUNS

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

I will let you lot figure that one out

fernockulated

25th August 2004, 07:42 PM

:roll: you mean that "one nun sees the other nun gets none" style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

bigbugga

25th August 2004, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by fernockulated
:roll: you mean that "one nun sees the other nun gets none" style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

That might be one answer

DiscoTDI

25th August 2004, 07:47 PM

So what your trying to say BB is that you turn the women you meet into nuns, did you think about a bath maybe style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

fernockulated

25th August 2004, 07:48 PM

two nuns in a comvent during blackout, one says to the other ,"wheres the candle ?"
the other replies "does doesnt it!"
8O style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

bigbugga

25th August 2004, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by DiscoTDI
So what your trying to say BB is that you turn the women you meet into nuns, did you think about a bath maybe style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Ahh but maybe it isnt a bath thing.

They may think they have been touched by a god :twisted:

Please note I did say MAY :?

bigbugga

25th August 2004, 07:52 PM

Originally posted by fernockulated
two nuns in a comvent during blackout, one says to the other ,"wheres the candle ?"
the other replies "does doesnt it!"
8O style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Oh no he is at it again.

What type of herbs do you put in your tea again 8O

fernockulated

25th August 2004, 08:26 PM

:roll: well, you did mention nuns ..........
i could go on but that would be in violation of my earlier dummy spit :oops:

VladTepes

26th August 2004, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by bigbugga
I am the reason there are a lot of NUNS
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
I will let you lot figure that one out

Perhaps the auto-censor doesn't allow the word Penguins.

Let's see shall we....

bigbugga

26th August 2004, 07:32 PM

Originally posted by VladTepes+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VladTepes)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-bigbugga
I am the reason there are a lot of NUNS
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
I will let you lot figure that one out

Perhaps the auto-censor doesn't allow the word Penguins.

Let's see shall we....[/b][/quote]

Seems to work fine, 8O