Phoenix Special

[incisor]

http://www.bris.ac.uk/Depts/Chemistry/MOTM...y/sillymols.htm (http://www.bris.ac.uk/Depts/Chemistry/MOTM/silly/sillymols.htm)

should keep the semi scientific bored amused for a wee while i imagine 8O

[Phoenix]

Are you trying to say something about me :evil:

[incisor]

no, what makes you ask :roll:

[Phoenix]

Somthing about the topic just sounded familiar, not sure what :roll: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[incisor]

ohhh

odd...

[Phoenix]

Yeah, most bizzare, wait a minute .......................... nope, its gone :roll:

[Pedro_The_Swift]

I must have missed somthing on the web site,,
or ,
you pair are being really
<span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">OBTUSE</span>

[bigbugga]

And people think I have to much spare time 8O

[Pirate]

No need to get Paraniod BigBugga :twisted:

When is the move BB?

[bigbugga]

January.

[incisor]

Originally posted by Pedro_The_Swift
<span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">OBTUSE</span>

closer to isosceles than obtuse

8O

[Pedro_The_Swift]

incisor---
I just noticed you're 59 model is a boy landrover :!:

[Pedro_The_Swift]

<span style="color:darkred">There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air. </span>
no,, I didnt write that :roll:
not a bad image tho,,,,

[Pedro_The_Swift]

<span style="color:cyan">http://www.math.com/school/subject3/lessons/S3U2L2GL.html#</span>

for all you people with fetishes about 3 sided objects,,,

[bigbugga]

u having a quiet day pedro???

[Pedro_The_Swift]

<span style="color:darkred">Not many people know that the manufacturer
of Land Rovers attempted to market a computer.
Why did they stop?
The could not find a way to get it to leak oil!</span>


<span style="color:orange">A Land Rover doesn't leak oil, it marks it's territory.</span>

<span style="color:green">Did you hear about the man whose Land Rover didn't leak oil?
The factory took it back and worked on it until it did.</span>


<span style="color:indigo">Did you hear the one about the guy that peeked into a Land Rover and asked the owner
"How can you tell one switch from another at night, as they all look the same ?"
"He replied, it does not matter which one you use, nothing happens </span>


what makes you say that BB :?:

[bigbugga]

Originally posted by Pedro_The_Swift


what makes you say that BB :?:


Gee I dont know :wink:

[Phoenix]

Geez, here we were having a quiet conversation, when everyone jumps in and askes if we have padded rooms at work, what is this world coming to 8O :wink:

[fernockulated]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif and as we sit and watch from the safety of the hide ,you can see the wild animals trading useless banter as they try desperatly to put some decent numbers on the board, even resorting to links to pages of limited interest, trying to lure the other contenders away from the posts ,so as to keep there numbers down, even if only for a short time ,or telling jokes in the attempt to make the others loose there train of thought , gaining just a momentary advantage


More next week from David Rabbitborough


8)

[bigbugga]

8O I need what ever you are on

[incisor]

me too

has to be GOOD stuff!

[fernockulated]

8) style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif must be something in the tea!!!! :roll:

[incisor]

mate if that is tea i am off to nerada right here and now style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[bigbugga]

TEA 8O


Mixed
one part tea leaf

12 part's those funny lawn clipping's that just showed up one day.


3 part's gin.


:twisted:

[Phoenix]

Quite a concoction, maybe it would help relax me at work 8O

[bigbugga]

Might make you do a lot of thing's,

Just not sure if you will remember any of them :wink:

[Phoenix]

Forgetting work would make me more relaxed 8O style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Pedro_The_Swift]

take my word for it Pheonix,,,
if your work is stressing ("killing") you,,
stop/change work.
may seem difficult or impossible at first thought,
its the next 40 years of thoughts you should be thinking of.
want another 40 years of thoughts???
want another 40 years of good thoughts?

enjoy your job.








or win lotto----

[Phoenix]

I take the "Win lotto" option thanks pedro 8) (I just haven't figured out how to make it happen yet :wink: )

My job isn't too bad, I just get sick of talking to argumentitive lawyers at other firms for half the day.

I'm only going to be in this business a couple of years (At least that is the idea). Then i'm going to try and get a job in computing with better pay than this job. Well, like I said that is the plan. At least this is a job, and will help my buy a house with my fiance style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif .

Trust me pedro, I don't plan on stopping in a job that I don't like. I work to live, not Live to work style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Pedro_The_Swift]

I nearly had "that" accident ,,, :x
untill my loverly wife tattoed that last line on my forehead,,,
ahhh wives,, where would we be without 'em style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[harry]

8) probably down the pub, and not have a land rover to drive home in.
wives are good, probably wise not to have too many of them.
another wine sir, is your table satisfactory, will madam be joining you this evening?
8) harry

[Pedro_The_Swift]

OH! this IS madam!
Very Good Sir!

[fernockulated]

Originally posted by bigbugga
8O I need what ever you are on

OK , so its not the tea, its in the cake,so here is the recipe,

BOILED FRUIT CAKE
Ingredients:
1cup of butter
1cup sugar
1cup of mixed dried fruit
1cup water
4large eggs
1tablespoon brown sugar
1teaspoon salt
1teaspoon baking soda
50g walnuts, lemon juice
1 bottle whisky

METHOD:

place dried fruit,water and half a cup of sugar in small suace pan.
boil for 15 mins.
pour whisky into shot glass,sample to check quality
get large mixing bowl
check whisky again
pour 1 level cup and drink
repeat previous step
turn on electric mixer and beat butter in a large fluffy bowl
add 1 spoontea of baking soda,half a cup of sugar and beat again
resample whisky to make sure its still whisky
turn off the mixer, break 2 legs, add to bowl
chuck in dried fruit
mix on the turner
if fruit gets stuckin the beaters, pry loose with drewscriver
sample whisky to check tonsisticity
next sift 2 cups of salt or something , who cares what!
CHECK THE WHISKY!
now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts
add 1 babblespoon of brown sugar,or whatever colour you can find
wix mell
grease the oven,turn pancake to 350 gredeedles
don't forget to beat off the turner
pour mix into cake pan and over bench
throw bowl out the window
stagger to luandry,put cake in oven,set to hot rinse
continue sampling whisky till bottle is empty
bo to ged



merry xmas style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif :wink:

[bigbugga]

You idiot :wink:

[fernockulated]

:roll: what sort of a come back was that, pathetic 8O :?

















must of had tooooooo much cake!!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[bigbugga]

After reading that lot my brain was to fried to think of any thing better. :wink: