If there was a god, what sort of Land Rover would she drive?

[Johnno1969]

I was just wondering....

[superquag]

Nissan X-Trail :twisted::twisted::twisted:

[sheerluck]

Oooh, the possibilities in this thread......I'll be good. :angel:

[bell1975]

I was just wondering....
Shouldn't you be out in the shed with a block of 4x2 getting that overdrive sorted John?

Doh! You're waiting for the kettle to boil and trying to find the Land Rover tea cosy on the kitchen table which is being used as a workbench....

Re your question: I reckon God probably has a fleet ranging from old Series for heavy duties such as building galaxies, etc and at the other end of the garage is an Evoque for when visiting dignitaries are being ferried around.

Hang on, the road network is a bit lacking once you leave Earth. This was a trick question wasn't it John?! (Just picked up the 'she' reference too....defintely an Evoque with Ipanema Sand exterior, waist finisher, Cirrus Morzine headlining, Pimento/Ebony Oxford interior and the eD4 engine for better planet saving fuel economy of course....)

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2013/10/161.jpg

[Eevo]

Evoque

[Johnno1969]

Oooh, the possibilities in this thread......I'll be good. :angel:

Oh, no - don't.

[Disco Muppet]

Oooh, the possibilities in this thread......I'll be good. :angel:

Bull**** :p

I'd say she drives a P38a.

[ramblingboy42]

how can a non-entity drive anything.....there is no god.....

[Johnno1969]

how can a non-entity drive anything.....there is no god.....

You've missed the point: we've already demonstrated that in The-Thread-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.The question posed here is if there was a god, what Land Rover would she choose to drive, given that she could probably pretty-much afford any model - and may even have access to prototypes.

It's probably worth taking a polytheistic viewpoint on this: that way we could fill a multi-bay shed.

[newhue]

Evoque

I thought that was a poofs Landy, but then if God was a shopper like Posh I suppose she might drive one.

[ramblingboy42]

well, what does the Flying Spaghetti Monster Drive? His noddleness has as much substance as dog.

[Eevo]

I thought that was a poofs Landy, but then if God was a shopper like Posh I suppose she might drive one.

Posh = God :wub:

[Johnno1969]

well, what does the Flying Spaghetti Monster Drive? His noddleness has as much substance as dog.

I reckon the FSM would probably have a Series Landy of some sort with every PTO attachment possible. No shortage of appendages with which to work all the levers.

[Johnno1969]

But of course we mustn't forget that we're only talking about a hypothetical deity here. Not a real one like the FSM. If you want to know what the FSMdrives, I reckon just ask the nearest pirate.

I reckon any god would probably get all genuine parts too. With her budget, what would be the point of going aftermarket?

[Disco Muppet]

But of course we mustn't forget that we're only talking about a hypothetical deity here. Not a real one like the FSM. If you want to know what the FSMdrives, I reckon just ask the nearest pirate.


I can't.
There are hardly any pirates left, which is why we have global warming.
I still think she drives a P38a.
Full of head scratching, what-on-earth-were-they-thinking, insanely temperamental moments.
:p

[newhue]

I think I found her and the daily driver.... enter if you dare.

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/843/8a1f.jpg/)
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/822/lxu5.jpg/)

[Ferret]

Since were not talking about any god in particular, I reckon they would all have a range of views. Some would like disco, other would prefer defender and I guess there would probably be even some gods that might consider a series if they could get one reasonably straight and without too much of rust.

The head of one god's local franchise on this planet is reported to be partial to RR but on the whole though I think all gods (and pirates too) would pretty much agree a 101 would be cool.

[Disco Muppet]

^^ looks like someone's put a traffic cone underneath her shirt.
No thanks.

[sheerluck]

Oh, no - don't.

Well, if you insist....:D


........It's probably worth taking a polytheistic viewpoint on this: that way we could fill a multi-bay shed.

Given that there are thousands of documented deities, realistically and practically speaking we're looking at a seven seater. The new RRS may be a bit small in the third row for when Thor and Helios start arguing in the back, so it can only be a D4. The Hindu god Shiva may struggle with the leather interior, but that's ok, room for someone else.
The new suspension height "Off World" and Terrain Response settings "Asteroids and Zero Gravity" that have been developed specially would of course make the D4 the only choice for the discerning deity.

The boot space in the D4 is large enough to store all the required fireballs to smite the unbeliever, and with all round airbags, safe enough to ensure that the immortal beings stay immortal.

The suspension gives a magic carpet ride, which when your poor old bones have been around since the beginning of time, is very welcome.

[sheerluck]

^^ looks like someone's put a traffic cone underneath her shirt.
No thanks.

I'm sorry, I appear to have drooled all over the screen of my iPad.

[Disco Muppet]

Obviously the scientologist..deity....thing...would be in a freelander one, petrol.

[Mick_Marsh]

well, what does the Flying Spaghetti Monster Drive? His noddleness has as much substance as dog.
I always thought the flying spagetti monster sailed a yacht.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Flying-Spaghetti-Monster-Yacht/229357413745814#!/photo.php?fbid=401008889913998&set=a.401007349914152.115066.229357413745814&type=1&theater

[Ferret]

Obviously the scientologist..deity....thing...would be in a freelander one, petrol.

A DC8 is his preferred mode of transport but if your marooned on some back water planet and all you could get was freelander it would probably do. Might be hard to reach the top of the volcanoes though - clearance, that sort of thing.

[Johnno1969]

Since were not talking about any god in particular, I reckon they would all have a range of views. Some would like disco, other would prefer defender and I guess there would probably be even some gods that might consider a series if they could get one reasonably straight and without too much of rust.

The head of one god's local franchise on this planet is reported to be partial to RR but on the whole though I think all gods (and pirates too) would pretty much agree a 101 would be cool.

Good point. I can't imagine any god risking looking uncool by admitting to not wanting a 101, even if they really didn't.

[Saitch]

One for work, one for play.

[Johnno1969]

Well, if you insist....:D



Given that there are thousands of documented deities, realistically and practically speaking we're looking at a seven seater. The new RRS may be a bit small in the third row for when Thor and Helios start arguing in the back, so it can only be a D4. The Hindu god Shiva may struggle with the leather interior, but that's ok, room for someone else.
The new suspension height "Off World" and Terrain Response settings "Asteroids and Zero Gravity" that have been developed specially would of course make the D4 the only choice for the discerning deity.

The boot space in the D4 is large enough to store all the required fireballs to smite the unbeliever, and with all round airbags, safe enough to ensure that the immortal beings stay immortal.

The suspension gives a magic carpet ride, which when your poor old bones have been around since the beginning of time, is very welcome.

Good points all. But if this mob was heading out on an expedition to the far reaches of the galaxy, or travelling on-site whilst constructing others I think they could do far worse than a convoy of fully kitted out 110 Tdi Defenders. Parts would be relatively easy (even in more remote areas), the ride acceptable and wind noise minimised by travelling in the interstellar void. They could probably pick up and refit some ex-Camel trophy vehicles and have a bit of fun along the way pretending they're in Borneo or something...

[sheerluck]

Good points all. But if this mob was heading out on an expedition to the far reaches of the galaxy, or travelling on-site whilst constructing others I think they could do far worse than a convoy of fully kitted out 110 Tdi Defenders. Parts would be relatively easy (even in more remote areas), the ride acceptable and wind noise minimised by travelling in the interstellar void. They could probably pick up and refit some ex-Camel trophy vehicles and have a bit of fun along the way pretending they're in Borneo or something...

The issue with a Defender is that Neptune (or Poseidon to his Greek mates) may well leak out, given that a small child could limbo through the panel gaps. However, if you were to choose a LR to have a Dionysian style orgy in, you would probably relish the hose-clean properties of an older Series interior.

Some of the gods are quite busy, such as the ancient Egyptian Osiris, who's portfolio included the underworld, fertility and agriculture. If you have as much on as that, then you'd probably want a Supercharged RRS to be able to get to your next conception, death or harvesting as quickly as possible.

The Norse god Hödr, blind as he was, would most likely not get much enjoyment out of driving any of the Land Rover range, unless he was trying to frighten the pants off Loki to get his own back.

[33chinacars]

I think I found her and the daily driver.... enter if you dare.

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/843/8a1f.jpg/)
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/822/lxu5.jpg/)


There is a god after all

[sheerluck]

^^^^^^ Oooh I've gone and drooled all over my screen again.

[Homestar]

how can a non-entity drive anything.....

Posh manages to get about in an Evoque... There's no bigger non entity than that...

[Johnno1969]

Posh manages to get about in an Evoque... There's no bigger non entity than that...

Hehehehehehehehehehehe...........

[sdt463]

God may not drive a land rover,

But the devil definatly would.:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

[Johnno1969]

I think I found her and the daily driver.... enter if you dare.

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/4999/8a1f.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/843/8a1f.jpg/)
http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/2029/lxu5.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/822/lxu5.jpg/)


I don't know where to look. Oh, hang on. Yes, I do....

[bee utey]

Kahn Cosworth Range Rover Sport RS300 (http://www.motorward.com/2010/06/kahn-cosworth-range-rover-sport-rs300/)

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2013/10/135.jpg

[d2dave]

Got is male not female. Real men drive series landy's.

[manic]

If god owned a high mileage land rover I would be outraged! He's done **** all to service his other creations.

Sent from my PadFone 2 using AULRO mobile app

[Eevo]

The correct answer is

My wife/girlfriend drives a ....

[Johnno1969]

The correct answer is

My wife/girlfriend drives a ....

Points for effort there.

[ramblingboy42]

Jason, what do you mean by 'enter' if you dare?

[TerryO]

^^ looks like someone's put a traffic cone underneath her shirt.
No thanks.

Hmmm! ....out of the mouths of babes ...:angel:

[blitz]

Me tinks this question is an oxy moron - Landover's are proof there is no god :o :p :wasntme:

[ramblingboy42]

just one of millions blitz

[Homestar]

Landover's are proof there is no god :o :p :wasntme:

On the contrary, it proves she has a sense of humour...:D

[newhue]

Jason, what do you mean by 'enter' if you dare?

yep, smoken hot chick or a Defender, they are going to cost you about the same. And if it's a religion you are after well it's going top cost you your life as well.

Still, everyone to there own.

[bee utey]

And the God of Landrovers flicked a switch and said: Let There Be Light.
There was indeed light, of a yellow kind, like morning sunshine through farmyard dust.
And then the God of Landrovers spake: Dang, Another Light switch Gone.
And thusly Dusk was made. A certain Prince was heard to snigger in the gloom.

[d2dave]

Me tinks this question is an oxy moron - Landover's are proof there is no god :o :p :wasntme:

But beer is proof that there is a god.

[bob10]

If god owned a high mileage land rover I would be outraged! He's done **** all to service his other creations.

Sent from my PadFone 2 using AULRO mobile app

I think God, or Yarweh, Allah, & any other name you wish, left it up to Man to take the ball, & run with it, I'm sure He/ She /or in between, is like a coach of a football team, up in the box, ripping his hair out, wishing he had coached another team. It's a copout to blame anyone else but humankind for the problems on this small planet. Bob

[d2dave]

I think God, or Yarweh, Allah, & any other name you wish, left it up to Man to take the ball, & run with it, I'm sure He/ She /or in between, is like a coach of a football team, up in the box, ripping his hair out, wishing he had coached another team. It's a copout to blame anyone else but humankind for the problems on this small planet. Bob

Bob, you seem to have taken this thread a bit too seriously. This thread is just a bit of light hearted fun.

[Ferret]

But beer is proof that there is a god.

No, it's proof you'll drink chemicals that you know will mess with your brain functions.

Bottoms up, hic :p

[Flipper]

Since god created heaven and hell, she would drive the Defender 130.
Travel anywhere but can not park anywhere in town. :p

[bob10]

[QUOTE=Mr Whippy;2015662]Bob, you seem to have taken this thread a bit too seriously. This thread is just a bit of light hearted fun.[/QUO
Sorry if I have interrupted your fun, not my intention. But, I can't help being serious, life is a serious business sometimes, Bob

[Johnno1969]

I think God, or Yarweh, Allah, & any other name you wish, left it up to Man to take the ball, & run with it, I'm sure He/ She /or in between, is like a coach of a football team, up in the box, ripping his hair out, wishing he had coached another team. It's a copout to blame anyone else but humankind for the problems on this small planet. Bob



But what would she drive????

[bob10]

But what would she drive????

A Toyota 200 series, just to stick it up the real believers, Bob

[Johnno1969]

A Toyota 200 series, just to stick it up the real believers, Bob

Now you're getting it.... But this misses the terms of reference (hereafter to be referred to as "The Terms") of this discussion.... What sort of Land Rover would she drive? There is no avoiding this existential question.

[bob10]

Now you're getting it.... But this misses the terms of reference (hereafter to be referred to as "The Terms") of this discussion.... What sort of Land Rover would she drive? There is no avoiding this existential question.
The very first Freelander, after all , if She hasn't experienced real pain, how can the common man relate to her? Bob

[newhue]

The very first Freelander, after all , if She hasn't experienced real pain, how can the common man relate to her? Bob

that's gold

[incisor]

they drive white 1996 auto disco's i believe....

:angel:

[The ho har's]

Actually she drives a 1978 Camino Gold 88":D

[blitz]

hmm would god actually drive a primus??

[Homestar]

they drive white 1996 auto disco's i believe....

:angel:

Oh no, it's finally happened! Someone call the men in white coats...

[DiscoMick]

Given that she's rather 'out there' she would have to drive a new RR with that 900mm of suspension travel - yes?

[Johnno1969]

I've been doing a little reading on the Celtic god Morrigan, described as a "Megalithic Military Mother Goddess". She seems like a pretty tough customer, so probably drives a IIA Pink Panther.

[Johnno1969]

It's worth checking out the Godchecker site, though I haven't yet found much information on what Land Rovers they drive. I suppose that they're probably pretty careful in keeping their private lives private - like what products they buy and where they send their children to school. All the same, there is probably some way of hacking into their vehicle registration records.

Anyway, it's worth checking out today's current Top Ten gods at:

Who's the most popular God? See the Holy Hit Parade! (http://www.godchecker.com/gotw/index.php)

The whole pantheon is at: Godchecker › Browse the pantheons of world mythology (http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/index.php)

[jerryd]

My first choice can't be posted as it's already been posted :confused:

But this will do if we believe that god is female and can drive :D

[korg20000bc]

Give me a sec and I'll consult my old Advanced Dungeons & Dragons tome- Deities and Demigods. I'm sure it's listed under their treasure code.
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2013/10/53.jpg

[Saitch]

The 4HP Series 0.

[bob10]

My first choice can't be posted as it's already been posted :confused:

But this will do if we believe that god is female and can drive :D

All of a sudden, advancing age doesn't seem a concern :angel: what was that, dear?
Bob

[d2dave]

But this will do if we believe that god is female and can drive :D

Where does this notion that god is a female come from. God is a male.

[Homestar]

Give me a sec and I'll consult my old Advanced Dungeons & Dragons tome- Deities and Demigods. I'm sure it's listed under their treasure code.
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2013/10/53.jpg

I may still have a copy of that somewhere...:angel::wasntme:

Along with a Monster Manual and a Fiend Folio...

[Homestar]

Where does this notion that god is a female come from. God is a male.

You know this how Dave? Been chatting to the big cheese recently?:D

[sheerluck]

Where does this notion that god is a female come from. God is a male.

The pictures from my mythology studies showed Athena, Aphrodite and Hera very much as female. The breastydumplings were a giveaway.

And I reckon the three of them would be very much at home in a SWB Series 3 ;)

[bee utey]

One that never leaks oil.
(swoon!)

[korg20000bc]

I may still have a copy of that somewhere...:angel::wasntme:

Along with a Monster Manual and a Fiend Folio...

If your copy has the copyright-breaching section on the gods of the Cthulhu Mythos its worth good money.

[Homestar]

If your copy has the copyright-breaching section on the gods of the Cthulhu Mythos its worth good money.

I'll have to see if I can find it - if it is anywhere... It's been a LONG time since I've seen it.:D. But I can't remember anything like that though

Honest...:angel:

[Johnno1969]

One that never leaks oil.
(swoon!)


Now if that's true, it's got me thinking - and the conclusion is troubling. If memory serves me correctly with regard to a certain Td5 Xtreme wagon I knew many years ago..... it may mean that Wally is actually god.

[DiscoMick]

Rather disappointing I know, but according to Wikipedia the female god doesn't drive a LR, she rides a camel:


The She-Camel of God was a miraculous female camel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camel) sent by God (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God) to the people of Thamud (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thamud), in Arabia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arabia), when they demanded their prophet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophet) Saleh or Sahlay (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saleh) to ask God for a miracle. The narrative and story of the she-camel is recorded in the Qur'an (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qur%27an).

Couldn't find a picture...

:D

[d2dave]

The pictures from my mythology studies showed Athena, Aphrodite and Hera very much as female. The breastydumplings were a giveaway.

And I reckon the three of them would be very much at home in a SWB Series 3 ;)

The operative word, its meaning being that it is a myth.

Now I am not religious myself but I do know the lords prayer. It starts with "Our father which art in heaven", not "Our Mother which art in heaven"

[Johnno1969]

Now I am not religious myself but I do know the lords prayer. It starts with "Our father which art in heaven", not "Our Mother which art in heaven"

The version of that I learned starts with "You got a lotta nerve, to say you are my friend....."

[sheerluck]

The operative word, its meaning being that it is a myth.

Now I am not religious myself but I do know the lords prayer. It starts with "Our father which art in heaven", not "Our Mother which art in heaven"

The subtleties of language. The thread title was "if there was a god..." not God, chosen deity of the Christians and the Jews, but god, deity, generic, of which there have been thousands, and a good proportion of which have been depicted as female by their followers.

So, the original thread title is not bound by the immediate conclusion that most would jump to on reading it that god=God. And your comment on how the pantheon of gods of the Ancient Greeks is merely mythology, given that there is little difference between their worship ( as in they raised temples to their gods, prayed to them, and devoted their lives to them) is no different to any other belief system.

I think that Helios did eventually trade his chariot that he used to cart the sun across the sky for a Perentie. Soft top, of course.

[Eevo]

i drive a discovery 2

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[Saitch]

You know this how Dave? Been chatting to the big cheese recently?:D
Where do you look when having a chat??? :eek2:

[Homestar]

The operative word, its meaning being that it is a myth.

Now I am not religious myself but I do know the lords prayer. It starts with "Our father which art in heaven", not "Our Mother which art in heaven"

That reminds me - many years ago, my Dad - a Primary School Teacher - asked his students to write down the Lords Prayer. I always remember one of the students started with 'Our Father, who aren't in Heaven, hello be thy name'...:D

[bob10]

The operative word, its meaning being that it is a myth.



Well, She would certainly not be a Mythter, would She? :p Bob

[Johnno1969]

The subtleties of language. The thread title was "if there was a god..." not God, chosen deity of the Christians and the Jews, but god, deity, generic, of which there have been thousands, and a good proportion of which have been depicted as female by their followers.

So, the original thread title is not bound by the immediate conclusion that most would jump to on reading it that god=God. And your comment on how the pantheon of gods of the Ancient Greeks is merely mythology, given that there is little difference between their worship ( as in they raised temples to their gods, prayed to them, and devoted their lives to them) is no different to any other belief system.

I think that Helios did eventually trade his chariot that he used to cart the sun across the sky for a Perentie. Soft top, of course.

Wise words, thanks. It pays to remind people that this thread is about Land Rovers.

[sheerluck]

Wise words, thanks. It pays to remind people that this thread is about Land Rovers.

Indeed. And if it were to slide in an alternative direction, I'm sure it would quickly end up in the mods' 'special place', never to be seen again. ;)

And to continue the theme.....Kabta, the Mesopotamian god of pick axes and the shaping of bricks, blessed as he is with a very narrow job description, would drive a Defender Tanami that still had the gardening tools on the bonnet.

[johnyrover]

If God was a girl, she would be hardworking and looking after everyone instead of smiting them. To that end she would need something big - to ferry all the saints around - and comfortable - for the long drives to hell and back to keep Satan in line, and stylish of course - because you can't be seen in any old thing.:D

[Johnno1969]

Kabta, the Mesopotamian god of pick axes and the shaping of bricks, blessed as he is with a very narrow job description, would drive a Defender Tanami that still had the gardening tools on the bonnet.

That is a brilliant god! Everybody has to admire a specialist. It's important to be good at what you do.

[wally]

Now if that's true, it's got me thinking - and the conclusion is troubling. If memory serves me correctly with regard to a certain Td5 Xtreme wagon I knew many years ago..... it may mean that Wally is actually god.

You think it's troubling for you? This is going to require quite an adjustment for me if it's true. If it is, then I can tell you that god drives mostly 130s, has been known to drive 110s and a stage 1 V8, and has a fondness for 2As but can't actually be said to drive one. But how can I be sure either way? It's true that I had a oil-leak free 110. Not only that, but my current crewcab 130 doesn't leak any either. So that's undeniably a strong case for the affirmative. On the other hand, I've never created anything. Well, nothing really significant like planets or Polio (or midgets). And you couldn't describe the manner in which I create things as anything but conventional. I've never used the kind of magic or supernatural methods favoured by gods for getting things done. I don't even know any magic. So on the balance of the evidence, I'm thinking probably not.
Anyway, I've been thinking that with all these thousands of gods that have been around (and are still around, since presumably they're all immortal) throughout the course of human history, if they all drive Land Rovers, surely based on probability every Land Rover model has been represented at some point.
It must be an intensively competitive environment, each deity (or in some cases coalitions of deities) tirelessly insisting that he or she is the one true god. I think image would be everything. If I was one of them, I would want a Land Rover that's a little bit intimidating, something that embodies my omnipotence and allows me to stand out in the great carpark of the gods. For that reason it has to be the Judge Dredd 101.

[The ho har's]

You think it's troubling for you? This is going to require quite an adjustment for me if it's true. If it is, then I can tell you that god drives mostly 130s, has been known to drive 110s and a stage 1 V8, and has a fondness for 2As but can't actually be said to drive one. But how can I be sure either way? It's true that I had a oil-leak free 110. Not only that, but my current crewcab 130 doesn't leak any either. So that's undeniably a strong case for the affirmative. On the other hand, I've never created anything. Well, nothing really significant like planets or Polio (or midgets). And you couldn't describe the manner in which I create things as anything but conventional. I've never used the kind of magic or supernatural methods favoured by gods for getting things done. I don't even know any magic. So on the balance of the evidence, I'm thinking probably not.
Anyway, I've been thinking that with all these thousands of gods that have been around (and are still around, since presumably they're all immortal) throughout the course of human history, if they all drive Land Rovers, surely based on probability every Land Rover model has been represented at some point.
It must be an intensively competitive environment, each deity (or in some cases coalitions of deities) tirelessly insisting that he or she is the one true god. I think image would be everything. If I was one of them, I would want a Land Rover that's a little bit intimidating, something that embodies my omnipotence and allows me to stand out in the great carpark of the gods. For that reason it has to be the Judge Dredd 101.




You pair need to get a life...does our 101 fit in there?? seconded thoughts we all need to get a life:o:wasntme:

Mrs hh:angel:

[bob10]

Something's been bothering me. If a Deity , of whatever persuasion, were to confront fire & brimstone, would they drive a vehicle made primarily of aluminium? Bob

[wally]

Something's been bothering me. If a Deity , of whatever persuasion, were to confront fire & brimstone, would they drive a vehicle made primarily of aluminium? Bob

A fair point, Bob. Goodness knows what the Judge Dredd 101 is made from - probably cardboard.

[DiscoMick]

If God encountered fire and brimestone, she would just conjure up a flood to put it out, no worries.

[d2dave]

If God encountered fire and brimestone, she would just conjure up a flood to put it out, no worries.

Didn't Noah build his ark at Solihull?:)

[Disco Muppet]

Didn't Noah build his ark at Solihull?:)

Not if the aim was for it to be reasonably water-tight! :o

[d2dave]

Just didn't use Defender seals between the boards.:wasntme:

[DiscoMick]

Here's a Land Rover (Series) that tried to get closer to god.
Land Rover Stuck In The Tree Scene From The Gods Must Be Crazy - YouTube

[Johnno1969]

Ah, The Antichrist. Loved that fillum.....

[Ferret]

So, the original thread title is not bound by the immediate conclusion that most would jump to on reading it that god=God.

Your right, god does equal God. Nevertheless some of its (his, her whatever) devotees think he (it, she whatever) is a devotee of the brand.

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

[Johnno1969]

Your right, god does equal God. Nevertheless some of its (his, her whatever) devotees think he (it, she whatever) is a devotee of the brand.

http://behance.vo.llnwd.net/profiles2/214255/projects/1028539/818984461fbd94c88a1a2d1f37bcc5d1.jpg

Aha!! Proof of at least one god's brand loyalty! Now we just have to find out which model!

[Hoges]

Actually the Bible is full of hints...
this has been extensively researched by Lotus Elan afficianados:
The bad news is that LR doesn't rate a mention ...rather God favoured US makes and perhaps even a Honda. British motorcycles also get a mention:

Ref: Biblical Marques : Archive by LotusElan.net (http://www.lotuselan.net/forums/elan-archive-f16/biblical-marques-t5425.html)

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth
because the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the
Garden of Eden in a Fury".

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo.
The passage urges the Jesus to "pursue your enemies with your
Tempest and terrify them with your Storm".

Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers
are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds
a long blast".

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to
talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel
where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own
Accord..." .

Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced
by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph
is heard in the hills".

Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler:
"Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land".

And, finally, following Jesus' lead, the Apostles carpooled in a Honda...
"The Apostles were in one Accord".

[Johnno1969]

Question: Would Ganesha need a snorkel, or just go wading with original equipment?

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[wally]

Question: Would Ganesha need a snorkel, or just go wading with original equipment?

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Being a god of wisdom and prudence I doubt that Ganesha would do any really deep wading without thorough preparation. And as a god of obstacles I imagine he'd mostly avoid deep water crossings in favour of an easier route. But another possibility occurs to me... Ganesha places obstacles in front of those seeking a shortcut into heaven in order to avoid illegal immigration and overcrowding. I think it's just possible that among his arsenal of obstacles could be deep water. And if he has the power to create deep water obstacles, then it's likely he has the power also to take them away. If that's the case then he wouldn't go to any trouble to prepare his Land Rover for wading. But which model would he drive?