VladTepes
18th March 2004, 02:18 PM
MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL TRY THIS ONE DAY...
I went to the shop the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a police officer writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, mate, how about giving a guy
a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a biro sucking meathead.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tyres!
So I called him a piece of horse ****.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the
first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes...The more I abused him, the more
infringement notices he wrote.
I didn't care.
My Landy was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
I went to the shop the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a police officer writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, mate, how about giving a guy
a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a biro sucking meathead.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tyres!
So I called him a piece of horse ****.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the
first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes...The more I abused him, the more
infringement notices he wrote.
I didn't care.
My Landy was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.