coffee

[incisor]

hmmmmmm


COFFEE!

[Landy Smurf]

You do put across a good point...

[Mick_Marsh]

Coffee!
I have better, hot chocolate (made with real Belgium chocolate) for winter.
Chilled white chocolate port for summer.

[Landy Smurf]

Mick that does sound good.
When working at the servo of a night in winter I use to use the coffee machine to make a hot chocolate.
I can only imagine what a real one would taste like.

[Blknight.aus]

hmmm

baileychino....

[digger]

Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country?
What happened with coffee?
Did I miss a meeting?
They have every other flavor but coffee-flavored coffee. They have mochaccino, frappaccino, cappuccino, al pacino…
Coffee doesn’t need a menu, it needs a cup.
-Denis Leary
Never a truer word...




A morning without coffee is like sleep.
-Author Unknown

Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
-David Letterman

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
-Author Unknown

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-Alphonse Allais

Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!
-Author Unknown

Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.
-Author Unknown

I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!
-Author Unknown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
-T.S. Eliot

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!’
-Conan O’Brien


I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up.
-From the television show Will and Grace

Coffee falls into the stomach … ideas begin to move, things remembered arrive at full gallop … the shafts of wit start up like sharp-shooters, similies arise, the paper is covered with ink …
-Honoré de Balzac

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
Ronald Reagan

“I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.” ~ Steven Wright

“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.” ~ Alex Levine

“Behind every successful woman…is a substantial amount of coffee.” ~ Stephanie Piro

“We usually don’t notice until the coffee tastes funny.” ~ Anne Afdahl

“Tis pity wine should be so deleterious, for tea and coffee leave us much more serious.” ~ Lord Byron

“Coffee which makes the politician wise, and see through all things with his half-shut eyes.” ~ Alexander Pope

“Are we sure it is desirable for a man’s spirit not to be at war with itself, or that it is better to be serene and ready to go to dinner than to be excited and unwilling to stop for a cup of coffee even?” ~ William Saroyan

“Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions; the surest poison is time.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.” ~
Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

“No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.” ~ Sheikh Abd-al-Kadir

“Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water.” ~
The Women’s Petition Against Coffee

“This guy makes coffee nervous.” ~ Bobby Heenan on the Ultimate Roider

“It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.” ~
Zora Neale Hurston


“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.” –
Dave Barry

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning. ~
Mae West



Hope these help!

[V8Ian]

I thought it was going to be about......

AM - Study suggests caffeine can boost memory function 13/01/2014 (http://www.abc.net.au/am/content/2013/s3924329.htm)

I call BS, going by the above article I should have a photographic memory and be able to recall everything I ever saw, heard or read.

Who are you? :confused::D

[incisor]

Who are you? :confused::D

who are you?

[digger]

do you mean
The Who-Who Are You@Concert For New York City 1/4 - YouTube

:D

[disco_goose]

Coffee is great!!!! Being the coffee bitch......not so great :(

[Blknight.aus]

being the only guy with a coffee machine a hammock and a room full of officers...

duties, what duties? I have a coffee machine to tend and a extensive stress testing of the hammock supports to conduct.

[Pedro_The_Swift]

mmmmmm coffee--:cool:

[debruiser]

Coffee is great, but can be trumped by beer. :twobeers:

[ramblingboy42]

...mmmm must have a chat to Glenn Cooper.....I can smell a coffee flavoured stout coming on.....

[Chucaro]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2014/01/868.jpg

[BMKal]

Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country?


I recall having a nice coffee flavoured coffee in your office recently Digger........... :D

[bob10]

Coffee....rocks, man, Bob


edit- any one here own the disco with the canoe on top about halfway thru?


https://www.google.com.au/search?q=coffee+rock&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=9F7UUtrpIY6dlQXdyIHoBg&ved=0CC8QsAQ&biw=1024&bih=643

[ramblingboy42]

A new generation of speech, coffee tastes and behavioural patterns is emerging with the advent of the Nespresso shops franchising in major shopping centres.

It is like the latte set have moved in with a new dress code and language.

My two sons are Nespresso persons and left Xmas requests for certain coffee "pods" for which SWMBO and myself attempted to purchase.

Firstly , you cannot get Nespresso pods anywhere else but a Nespresso shop.

Secondly , there are only a few Nespresso shops in SE Qld spaced within about 200km.

Thirdly , when you get there the shop is full of Gen Y types talking in café latin and you wait in lines like supermarket checkouts for about half an hour and you still don't know what you are really buying.

You can do tastings in a special area, but you need one of their staff to talk you through.

It goes on.....anyone experienced it?

So.....after Xmas I ask #2 son to make me a good strong coffee from his machine. The result?....meh....my plunger using Vittoria !00% aribica coffee grounds ****s all over it for taste.

Does anyone have and love a Nespresso coffee maker?

[Ralph1Malph]

This thread is either:
1. A gratuitous 'post count' booster; or
2. A call for help from a coffee deprived individual, supported by like minded deprivees.

Either way, I'll go have a coffee and think about it:D:D:eek:.

Ralph

[mattadelaide1975]

Why hasnt anyone mentioned a good pot of tea yet? :wasntme:(runs behind the nearest rock and hides!!) - ahh thats right its a coffee thread.... my mistake. Ill take my bad and ball and go elsewhere.

Cheers

Matt

[DieselDan]

I had a very patriotic coffee this morning - it left this shape in the bottom of the cup!

[rick130]

Mmmm, coffee....

could go a nice piccolo latte ATM !

[Mick_Marsh]

The result?....meh....my plunger using Vittoria !00% aribica coffee grounds ****s all over it for taste.

Does anyone have and love a Nespresso coffee maker?
With you there.
A mate has a Nespresso machine. Treats it as if it's something special. I particularly dislike the way the milk is frothed. I would prefer a flat white Moccona when offered a Nespresso.

[John H]

One way to break the coffee adiction is to drink international roast caterer's blend.(those who have been in the Army years ago will understand why).Im a tea addict these days and my annual coffee is drunk black with a substantial amount of rum in it.

[olbod]

International Roast is the only coffee I drink. Two or three mugs a day.
White with one, thanks.
I dont think I have ever had coffee made from a machine.

[Chucaro]

One way to break the coffee adiction is to drink international roast caterer's blend.(those who have been in the Army years ago will understand why).Im a tea addict these days and my annual coffee is drunk black with a substantial amount of rum in it.

:confused: and I was under the impression that the thread was about coffee :p

[mattadelaide1975]

One way to break the coffee adiction is to drink international roast caterer's blend.(those who have been in the Army years ago will understand why).Im a tea addict these days and my annual coffee is drunk black with a substantial amount of rum in it.

My taste buds just went into hiding at the mention of International Roast.... yes I remember it:mad:

Same as you tea is my "hot" drink of choice these days.... but the occassional rum and coffee (around the 25th April) has always hit the mark

Cheers

Matt

[solmanic]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/solmanic42/IMG_0923.jpg (http://s256.photobucket.com/user/solmanic42/media/IMG_0923.jpg.html)

[Basil135]

be right back...

Just gonna grab a coffee

[mattadelaide1975]

be right back...

Just gonna grab a coffee

Must have been a great coffee... you havent come back yet:wasntme::angel:

[sheerluck]

My taste buds just went into hiding at the mention of International Roast.... yes I remember it:mad:

Same as you tea is my "hot" drink of choice these days.... but the occassional rum and coffee (around the 25th April) has always hit the mark

Cheers

Matt

Just the mention of International Roast and my taste buds did the same thing one's testicles do when dunked in cold water. :p

The last place I worked at used to provide International Roast in the staff rest areas. Most people wouldn't drink it, even though it was free.

I like a good coffee. I limit myself to one per day so that it is a treat, and drink tea the rest of the time. We've got one of the Aldi capsule machines in our staff kitchen area, along with one of their milk frothing jugs. I find it makes quite a decent cup (we've found that Lavazza capsules fit, and are a little better than the Aldi ones).

[ramblingboy42]

[B]PROCAFFINATING

the tendency to not start anything until you have had at least one coffee.

[rick130]

I like a good coffee. I limit myself to one per day so that it is a treat, and drink tea the rest of the time.

Ditto, although I've been indulging myself and having two a day lately. :D

Having done basic barista training, (and the ex is a barista) life's too short to put up with **** coffee!

[solmanic]

...We've got one of the Aldi capsule machines in our staff kitchen area, along with one of their milk frothing jugs. I find it makes quite a decent cup (we've found that Lavazza capsules fit, and are a little better than the Aldi ones).

Aahhh. The good old Aldi capsule machines. Passable espresso and responsible for me overcoming my fear of drinking coffee at other people's places.

[ramblingboy42]

What is it with "other peoples" coffee.......and also their home brew?

Why is it never as good as your own?

[Avion8]

Anyone have experience with the Bialetti Moka Express, apparently been in continuous production since 1933 & most Italian homes have one. Great thing is it could be good for camping as it is stove top driven!:D

[scottvdw]

Taste?? whats that,
I'm an adict, not a connoisseur.
it's the caffine that is important.
The only reason I have sugar is to hide the taste......

Scott

[mattadelaide1975]

What is it with "other peoples" coffee.......and also their home brew?

Why is it never as good as your own?

Nothing wrong with my home brew, bet it tastes as good as yours :p

Cheers

Matt

[ramblingboy42]

Nothing wrong with my home brew, bet it tastes as good as yours :p

Cheers

Matt

I can see a beer tasting coming on.

I will be in Adelaide in april.

How well do you know Glenn Cooper?

Dennis

[sheerluck]

Ditto, although I've been indulging myself and having two a day lately. :D......

Noooooo, I only stick to one per day. I'm up to March 27th at the moment. :D