Sex in a Land Rover!!

[Pedro_The_Swift]

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not you, ok?

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[Disco Muppet]

Jeep.

It doesn't work Pedro :mad: :p

As for the title.......:angel:

[Greatsouthernland]

That's the **** Pedro ;)

[UncleHo]

Is somebody having a go at me :wasntme:

[Greatsouthernland]

No. Me I think :D

[LandyAndy]

Here you go Pedro,nice white chairs to christen;););););).
New Land Rover Discovery 4 SDV6 HSE, For Sale, Cannington, 2014 Land Rover Discovery 4 SDV6 HSE Series 4 L319 M (http://ucn.dealernet.com.au/detail.php'sessionid=8B78264C033C4A6188B914FEAACA2 BAB&resultsessid=8B78264C033C4A6188B914FEAACA2BAB&ucnid=7909505)
Andrew

[The ho har's]

:confused:

Yeh we do all the time:angel:

Mrs hh:angel:


PS OH maybe that is not technically in the LR but in the camper;)

[Mick_Marsh]

And I was about to report this thread as inappropriate.

Don't forget this forum is "G" rated. That goes for adults too.

[Sitec]

Difficult not too, when the Land Rover has a double bed in it eh!!!! :D

[Mick_Marsh]

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This has got to be the first AULRO thread that has strayed onto topic.

[Homestar]

Difficult not too, when the Land Rover has a double bed in it eh!!!! :D

Only a double? A queen sized mattress fits straight in...;)

[Homestar]

Is somebody having a go at me :wasntme:


No. Me I think :D

Guilty consciences here eh?:D Not just you 2, but it seems more and more of it is going on at the moment. This thread is a nice, timely reminder and with the clever click baiting title that Pedro has come up with, I'm sure it will get plenty of views.:)

[Ean Austral]

The best 10 seconds I've had in a car..:wasntme:


Cheers Ean

[incisor]

The best 10 seconds I've had in a car..:wasntme:


Cheers Ean

braggard...

[Ean Austral]

braggard...


Cmon Inc, its taken 30 yrs to get to double figures.






Cheers Ean

[Disco Muppet]

10 seconds in a Land Rover?
Nice try

[Landy Smurf]

:confused:

Yeh we do all the time:angel:

Mrs hh:angel:


PS OH maybe that is not technically in the LR but in the camper;)
giggity giggity goo

[Chops]

Cmon Inc, its taken 30 yrs to get to double figures.

Cheers Ean

Damn,,, it only took you 30y to get to double figures,,, I'm screwed,,, :eek:

[DiscoMick]

Much better in the comfy camper trailer.

[Bigbjorn]

:confused:

Yeh we do all the time:angel:

Mrs hh:angel:


PS OH maybe that is not technically in the LR but in the camper;)

At your age!!!!!! You should be ashamed of yourselves.:angel:

[The ho har's]

At your age!!!!!! You should be ashamed of yourselves.:angel:


OI we are not that old :angel: Seems the general consensus is that most do :p

Mrs hh:angel:

[Bigbjorn]

OI we are not that old :angel: Seems the general consensus is that most do :p

Mrs hh:angel:

You had best hope that your children don't read this forum. They would be super-embarrassed to find their wrinklies are still "doing it".

[kenleyfred]

Does roof top tent count?
It's on top of a Land Rover.

[discovery39]

This is all getting a bit weird now..................

[Greatsouthernland]

This is all getting a bit weird now..................

Copy that!

One time, in the back of my Datsun....:angel: no I don't think it appropriate. Where else could this thread have gone?
.

[goingbush]

well least I'm not going off topic for once,

Daniel Cooper has sex with Land Rover in Holywell, North Wales: Dad also simulated sex with kebab shop counter - Mirror Online (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/daniel-cooper-sex-land-rover-2266791)

[DiscoMick]

I know a couple who claim to have had sex in their canoe, but I can't see it myself...

[incisor]

I know a couple who claim to have had sex in their canoe, but I can't see it myself...

no binoculars?

[Basil135]

I was looking at a picture of Jennifer Hawkins in her Sport while I had a moment alone.

Does that count???

[Ean Austral]

Damn,,, it only took you 30y to get to double figures,,, I'm screwed,,, :eek:


Isn't that the whole idea....:wasntme:

Cheers Ean

[RHS58]

I know a couple who claim to have had sex in their canoe, but I can't see it myself...

This is called canoodling.;)

[AndyG]

Copy that!

One time, in the back of my Datsun....:angel: no I don't think it appropriate. Where else could this thread have gone?
.

Imagine being conceived in the back of a Datsun 120Y, oh the shame:o

[AndyG]

And i suppose if you drive a Series your into weird sex , masochism, B&D, talk about good vibrations:wasntme:

[Disco Muppet]

Owning ANY land rover suggests, at the very least, mild masochistic leanings :D

[stallie]

And why you have to be careful doing it in flight - when you're the pilot…

NTSB report MIA92FA051 (http://www.ntsb.gov/aviationquery/brief.aspx?ev_id=20001212X18632)

[AndyG]

And why you have to be careful doing it in flight - when you're the pilot…

NTSB report MIA92FA051 (http://www.ntsb.gov/aviationquery/brief.aspx?ev_id=20001212X18632)

Well they went out with a bang:p

[stallie]

Well they went out with a bang:p
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[alittlebitconcerned]

Well, a couple of times I've felt like my defender has tried to **** me.

[Bushy049]

Feeling inspired...... Let ya know

Sent from my HTC_PN071 using AULRO mobile app

[Greatsouthernland]

Imagine being conceived in the back of a Datsun 120Y, oh the shame:o

How dare you accuse me of driving a 120Y......It was a 200B :D.

And luckily there were no conceptions...;)
.

[85 county]

any seat any postion, easy when your single

[sdt463]

The best 10 seconds I've had in a car..:wasntme:


Cheers Ean

!! You done it twice.!!!!!!!!! :wasntme:

Cheers dave

[1999td5]

I had my landy in a oh G spot last weekwend

[wrinklearthur]

You had best hope that your children don't read this forum. They would be super-embarrassed to find their wrinklies are still "doing it".

Somebody call?

[DeeJay]

The title of this thread has sparked an idea in my over active brain..
I might have lazy sex in the Isuzu Perentie.
Get the better half in the back & leave it on idle.:angel:

[Disco Muppet]

It's meant to be an enjoyable experience DeeJay.....
:p

[discovery39]

This is all still weird.
Can we stop talking about pretend sex now........
Sheeeesh.

[V8Ian]

Is it mere coincidence that this thread grew legs during the absence of the forum jump? :o

[bob10]

You're not suggesting some one ****ed up, Ian? :D

[Disco Muppet]

This is all still weird.
Can we stop talking about pretend sex now........
Sheeeesh.

Just because you're not getting any doesn't mean the rest of us aren't ;) :tease:

[discovery39]

Just because you're not getting any doesn't mean the rest of us aren't ;) :tease:

I really don't know how to respond to that.........

[olbod]

Nothing wrong with my memory either.

[JohnF]

Yes Please

Oops :D:D:D

[JohnF]

no binoculars?

:D:D:D:D

[JamesH]

I know a couple who claim to have had sex in their canoe, but I can't see it myself...


I drank a Budweiser once, does that count?

[scarry]

any seat any postion, easy when your single

or not....:o

[Pedro_The_Swift]

wow! 6 pages of nothing!
only a couple more and I could have a Pilot,,,:angel::wasntme:

[V8Ian]

wow! 6 pages of nothing!
only a couple more and I could have a Pilot,,,:angel::wasntme:
And it took you six days to count them, Pedro?

[Pedro_The_Swift]

You cant rush these things:p

[Mick_Marsh]

swearing on AULRO.COM.

The rule is simple,,

just type the word.

if the swear filter thinks its not a G rated word, the filter will do all that's needed.

not you, ok?

just. type. the. word.
Interestingly, there are people out there still who have not read this thread.

[Wildcard8]

I was looking at a picture of Jennifer Hawkins in her Sport while I had a moment alone.

Does that count???

Not bad, but this is better!!!!!

[85 county]

Not bad, but this is better!!!!!

now thats illegal, mismatched tyers on the same axle

[V8Ian]

Not bad, but this is better!!!!!

I much prefer the Rangie.

[sheerluck]

Interestingly, there are people out there still who have not read this thread.

And one of them that I saw wasn't exactly a new member either.

[Bytemrk]

now thats illegal, mismatched tyers on the same axle

What tyres? :angel:

[85 county]

What tyres? :angel:

SHEESH THE SKINNY THINGS

[Pedro_The_Swift]

They are ALL too skinny,,:mad: