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Blknight.aus
6th August 2014, 04:21 PM
One from one of my favorite fiction websites.

A Game Of Inches : 365 tomorrows : A New Flash of Science Fiction Every Day (http://365tomorrows.com/08/05/a-game-of-inches)

We had barely a minute. The ship was breaking apart. The floor dropped from beneath my feet and then crashed back into me, buckling my legs and smashing me up into the bulkhead. The captain screamed into my earpiece. “Run Ensign, run! It’s our only chance!”
Rubbing the back of my head I gathered myself and clambered forward. I was not even qualified for this. I was but a simple refrigeration mechanic, trained to maintain the Canadian built air conditioning system in the officers’ quarters and forward lounges. But apparently all the senior engineers and mechanical staff had been killed or lost with the separation of our main engine. I was now our only hope.

I burst into the upper observatory and dropped through the service hatch into the maintenance bay. Frantically I searched for the unfamiliar controls to the powerful ion lander engine. The captain’s broken screams were now incoherent as the ion shielding blocked most of the signal. But I knew the gist of what he was saying.

I scanned instructions on a massive control panel with its hundreds of lights and switches. Suddenly the captain’s words burst through the static, “…ever mind that. Just undo the side access and rip out the main switch harness… …engine will fire up itself….”

Before his words trailed off I reached into my trusty tool pouch and procured what I thought was the correct socket driver. I leaned over and spied the etched imprint on the access panel. “Made In U.S.A.” I shrugged and popped the driver over the bolt head and turned. And the wrenched skipped… I couldn’t believe it. Maybe in my haste I had pulled out the wrong driver. Lightning fast I expertly popped it back into its clip and grabbed the next size down. This one would not go on. Incredibly it was too small! Again I read the words, “Made In U.S.A.”
The captain’s screams broke through the static, “Ensign! It’s all over, we’re all…..”

I looked from my metric socket driver to the imperial bolt head on the access panel and, as the atmosphere was sucked from around me, I cursed the human race.

Bigbjorn
6th August 2014, 04:58 PM
Yeah, metric systems are a PIA.

Blknight.aus
6th August 2014, 09:03 PM
As I like telling new mechanic appies.

Don't come to me and whine about metric versus imperial, I work on landies and I think its perfectly normal to find metric, imperial, sae, bsw, bsp, bspt, bsc and bse on one major sub assembly.

nesjules
7th August 2014, 04:16 PM
We boatbuilders and shipwrights talk in both metric and imperial in the same sentence. I still think in feet for the size of a hull, but happily measure off in mms and metres (don't often talk cms though).

Cheers

Jules

bob10
7th August 2014, 05:48 PM
We boatbuilders and shipwrights talk in both metric and imperial in the same sentence. I still think in feet for the size of a hull, but happily measure off in mms and metres (don't often talk cms though).

Cheers

Jules


Just curious, how do you order your material [ assume it is wood] metric or imperial, Bob

Hall
7th August 2014, 06:10 PM
Place that I am currently working at renovates old clay processing machinery. Machine extrudes bricks, is American made and about forty plus years old. So most is unc or afs (any efin size :D ). Some of the bolt heads and nuts are real odd sizes. Yanks love there sixteenth sizes.
Cheers Hall

Bigbjorn
8th August 2014, 09:35 AM
Farmers, truckies, and earthmovers don't use kilowatts and newton/metres. They still talk (and understand) horsepower and foot/pounds.

olbod
8th August 2014, 10:00 AM
Farmers, truckies, and earthmovers don't use kilowatts and newton/metres. They still talk (and understand) horsepower and foot/pounds.


And me.

Pedro_The_Swift
8th August 2014, 10:05 AM
Hey Robert!
still no D3 in your sig?,,,:angel:;):wasntme:

olbod
8th August 2014, 10:12 AM
Hey Robert!
still no D3 in your sig?,,,:angel:;):wasntme:

No not yet.
Just chewing on a few ideas.
At the daydreaming out loud stage at the moment.
Not sure which way to jump or fall.

Bigbjorn
8th August 2014, 10:46 AM
Place that I am currently working at renovates old clay processing machinery. Machine extrudes bricks, is American made and about forty plus years old. So most is unc or afs (any efin size :D ). Some of the bolt heads and nuts are real odd sizes. Yanks love there sixteenth sizes.
Cheers Hall

Henry Ford liked 32nds. See the number of them on T's and A's and pre-war V8's. Just like the Japs and their oddball metric sizes and pitches. Attempting to lock you into their exclusive and grossly overpriced spare parts system.

AllTerr
8th August 2014, 11:06 AM
Farmers, truckies, and earthmovers don't use kilowatts and newton/metres. They still talk (and understand) horsepower and foot/pounds.

And us transplanted Americans....
😜😃


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nesjules
8th August 2014, 02:51 PM
"Just curious, how do you order your material [ assume it is wood] metric or imperial, Bob "
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Materials are ordered according to how they're machined - generally metric.

Cheers
Jules

UncleHo
8th August 2014, 09:16 PM
Probably as xxxxx Super Feet :)

joel0407
10th August 2014, 10:07 PM
I've been keen to buy a set of Metrinch socket for a while now.

Happy Days

wrinklearthur
11th August 2014, 12:51 PM
Multigrips.