HOOTERS Calender

[bigbugga]

Thought you lot might enjoy this
























































http://www.jokefrog.com/pictures/1487.jpg

[harry]

8) ah ya big bastard,
that was a hoot!!
sorry
'bugga

[bigbugga]

Originally posted by harry
8) ah ya big bastard,
that was a hoot!!
sorry
'bugga

HEHEHE gotcha style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[harry]

8)[size=24]<span style="color:red">hoooot</span>

[Redback]

BUGGER style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif ya big bugger, bigbugga :?

Have a good one.

Baz.

[disco95]

Goddamn it :!: You know how disapointing it is when you expect to see boobs and you don't :cry:

[bigbugga]

Originally posted by disco95
Goddamn it :!: You know how disapointing it is when you expect to see boobs and you don't :cry:


Oh I dont know.

Including your reply I see 3 boobs

There are a lot more but you 3 are the only ones to speak up about it :twisted:

[VladTepes]

and me. Don't forget me. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[disco95]

That's not technically true BB, I mean you can't actually see me.......Can you :?: 8O

[DEFENDERZOOK]

Originally posted by disco95
Goddamn it :!: You know how disapointing it is when you expect to see boobs and you don't :cry:

i could take my shirt off if you like....

[Ace]

Originally posted by DEFENDERZOOK+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DEFENDERZOOK)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-disco95
Goddamn it :!: You know how disapointing it is when you expect to see boobs and you don't :cry:

i could take my shirt off if you like....[/b][/quote]

we want woman boobs not man boods zook. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

[disco95]

Thanks for the offer Tony, but I think I'd be better off looking in the mirror for man boobs.

[DiscoTDI]

I bet that calender gets you going BB :wink:

[disco95]

Has him OWLING at the moon TDI style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by disco95
Has him OWLING at the moon TDI style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

dodgey and I like it style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[disco95]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[bigbugga]

Originally posted by disco95
Has him OWLING at the moon TDI style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif


Omg thats lame


Good to see our standard hasnt dropped style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[VladTepes]

Lame ?

Why that's the 236,754th funniest thing I've read all year....

[disco95]

Originally posted by bigbugga+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(bigbugga)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-disco95
Has him OWLING at the moon TDI style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif


Omg thats lame


Good to see our standard hasnt dropped style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

Just call me mr consistant
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_21.gif

[Ace]

Originally posted by disco95+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(disco95)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by bigbugga@
<!--QuoteBegin-disco95
Has him OWLING at the moon TDI style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif


Omg thats lame


Good to see our standard hasnt dropped style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Just call me mr consistant
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_21.gif[/b][/quote]

Someone has to do it, who else would make the rest of us look good? 8) Matt

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by disco95+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(disco95)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-bigbugga@
<!--QuoteBegin-disco95
Has him OWLING at the moon TDI style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif


Omg thats lame


Good to see our standard hasnt dropped style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Just call me mr consistant
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_21.gif[/b][/quote]

Someone has to do it, who else would make the rest of us look good? 8) Matt[/b][/quote]


How do you think he gets his post count up, if he actually put a bit of quality into his posts he might be at around 20 by now :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[VladTepes]

Yeah - no doubt he reckons we are OWLING with laughter over it :roll:

[DiscoTDI]

Arent you hooting with delight style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Ace]

damn this threads a hoot style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

[Pedro_The_Swift]

someone get me my 12guage and find that bloody bird-dog,,,, style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[p38arover]

Originally posted by disco95
Goddamn it :!: You know how disapointing it is when you expect to see boobs and you don't :cry:

Why did you expect that? To calender is to press (as cloth, rubber, or paper) between rollers or plates in order to smooth and glaze or to thin into sheets.

Or it coud be a a member of a Sufic order of wandering mendicant dervishes.

Of course, a calendar is entirely different thing. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

Ron

[Pedro_The_Swift]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Ace]

Originally posted by p38arover+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(p38arover)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-disco95
Goddamn it :!: You know how disapointing it is when you expect to see boobs and you don't :cry:

Why did you expect that? To calender is to press (as cloth, rubber, or paper) between rollers or plates in order to smooth and glaze or to thin into sheets.

Or it coud be a a member of a Sufic order of wandering mendicant dervishes.

Of course, a calendar is entirely different thing. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

Ron[/b][/quote]

You read into things way to much p38a. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif Matt

[VladTepes]

and he's not even the school teacher...

[Ace]

Originally posted by VladTepes
and he's not even the school teacher...

I'm an ag teacher, i cant read, i can grow lettuces but i'll be stuffed if i canr read. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

[p38arover]

Originally posted by Ace
You read into things way to much p38a. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif Matt

Nah! I just read what people write and interpret the words in a way not intended by the author. :twisted:

It's not my fault that they use homonyms.

Ron

[Ace]

Originally posted by p38arover+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(p38arover)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Ace
You read into things way to much p38a. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif Matt

Nah! I just read what people write and interpret the words in a way not intended by the author. :twisted:

It's not my fault that they use homonyms.

Ron[/b][/quote]

Are they the opposite of heteronyms? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif Matt

[DiscoTDI]

getting worried as to where this one is leading 8O

[p38arover]

Originally posted by Ace
Are they the opposite of heteronyms? :D Matt

<grin> Very likely! The Rev. Nile might think synonyms (read that as sin-onyms).

Ron

[Ace]

Ah i get it, sin-onyms and he is a reverend. Thats funny p38a. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Thats enough playing with words. Lets play with something else style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by Ace
Ah i get it, sin-onyms and he is a reverend. Thats funny p38a. :lol: :lol:

Thats enough playing with words. Lets play with something else style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

Keep it in your pants ace :roll: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Ace]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Ace
Ah i get it, sin-onyms and he is a reverend. Thats funny p38a. :lol: :lol:

Thats enough playing with words. Lets play with something else style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

Keep it in your pants ace :roll: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

What ever are you suggesting disco. Matt

[bigbugga]

Originally posted by Ace
Ah i get it, sin-onyms and he is a reverend. Thats funny p38a. :lol: :lol:

Thats enough playing with words. Lets play with something else style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt


Depending on what you might be sugesting, I'm in :twisted:

[Ace]

Originally posted by bigbugga+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(bigbugga)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Ace
Ah i get it, sin-onyms and he is a reverend. Thats funny p38a. :lol: :lol:

Thats enough playing with words. Lets play with something else style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt


Depending on what you might be sugesting, I'm in :twisted:[/b][/quote]

Its nothing rude i promise BB. Matt

[VladTepes]

None of us believe that.......

[incisor]

http://www.nice-tits.org/

me either...

[Ace]

Originally posted by VladTepes
None of us believe that.......

Why wont anyone believe me? I am teling the truth damn it. :cry: Matt

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by incisor
http://www.nice-t*ts.org/

me either...

thats mean :evil:

[Ace]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-incisor
http://www.nice-t*ts.org/

me either...

thats mean :evil:[/b][/quote]

Yeah we got our hopes up again and all we got was damn birds again. Something is rigged in this place. Matt

[DiscoTDI]

There is an advertisment for t-shirts on there :twisted:

[VladTepes]

Yeah, good shirts..... oh, nice bird too.
(She's wearing it) style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Ace]

What do you do if a bird ****s on youre windscreen.


















Dont take her out again. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif . Matt

[harry]

8) was that poo bare?

[VladTepes]

or Mr Hanky the Christams poo ?

[DiscoTDI]

Thats an oldie Ace style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[bigbugga]

Originally posted by incisor
http://www.nice-t*ts.org/

me either...


You mean there is now a club we can join to watch these wonders of nature????










I need a members card so I dont get into trouble again :twisted:

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by bigbugga+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(bigbugga)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-incisor
http://www.nice-t*ts.org/

me either...


You mean there is now a club we can join to watch these wonders of nature????










I need a members card so I dont get into trouble again :twisted:[/b][/quote]


I thought the members cards you would have would encourage trouble :wink:

[Ace]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI
Thats an oldie Ace style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Ah but its a goldie. Matt

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI
Thats an oldie Ace style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Ah but its a goldie. Matt[/b][/quote]

more of a brownie style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Ace]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Ace@
<!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI
Thats an oldie Ace style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Ah but its a goldie. Matt

more of a brownie style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

mmmmmmmm brownies. Matt

[harry]

8) we're starting to worry about you three.

so does 'melons' change your bent train of thought?
or just add to it

[bigbugga]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by bigbugga@
<!--QuoteBegin-incisor
http://www.nice-t*ts.org/

me either...


You mean there is now a club we can join to watch these wonders of nature????










I need a members card so I dont get into trouble again :twisted:


I thought the members cards you would have would encourage trouble :wink:[/b][/quote]

I would have an excuse with a members card, tell them it was for research.

I only do it now for fun :twisted:

[Ace]

Originally posted by harry
8) we're starting to worry about you three.

so does 'melons' change your bent train of thought?
or just add to it

mmmmmmm melons. Matt

[VladTepes]

http://melons.fanfreak.net/

[harry]

8) vlad, king of the obscure and weird

[VladTepes]

http://gulaman.blogspot.com/2004/12/obscur...ird-at-3am.html (http://gulaman.blogspot.com/2004/12/obscure-and-weird-at-3am.html)

[Ace]

You need a hobby vlad. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif Matt

[VladTepes]

I ahev two hobbies - both keep me poor and use up all my time - but then, that's what hobbies are for. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Ace]

Whats the second hobby, i am guessing the first is youre addiction to landies. Matt

[VladTepes]

See thread re shooting.. I'm getting back into sporting clays (shotgunning) after a 12 year abscence. Got a ex mil .303 as well.

[Ace]

I knew that, i was just post whoring. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

[VladTepes]

Originally posted by Ace
I knew that, i was just post whoring. :lol: :lol: Matt

Well...

[VladTepes]

that's just....

[VladTepes]

NOT on :!:

[Ace]

Only joking vlad, i was really interested. Do you do much rifle shooting, as in live game. Matt

[VladTepes]

best place is in other thread... and no.
I don't know anybody with a property with pigs n rabbits n such.

<span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">HINT HINT...</span>

[Ace]

Originally posted by VladTepes
best place is in other thread... and no.
I don't know anybody with a property with pigs n rabbits n such.

<span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">HINT HINT...</span>

Wasnt even thinking that vlad, I love shooting but i will be stuffed if i am going to drive all that way. Got plenty of places to shoot here.

[penno]

Have you tried bunny shooting with a bow ?

[VladTepes]

Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-VladTepes
best place is in other thread... and no.
I don't know anybody with a property with pigs n rabbits n such.

<span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">HINT HINT...</span>

Wasnt even thinking that vlad, I love shooting but i will be stuffed if i am going to drive all that way. Got plenty of places to shoot here.[/b][/quote]

That's OK I'll drive there.... :wink:

Penno: No, that would be silly and it's why they invented firearms. If you have a bow you have to go about robbing from the rich and giving to the poor and things. Who has time for that.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Ace]

Originally posted by penno
Have you tried bunny shooting with a bow ?

No mate i havent, i prefer shooting with rifles, but i do enjoy archery, just never been out hunting live targets with a bow. Matt

[VladTepes]

Mrs Vlad has expressed an interest in trying archery.
How might she go about that ?

[Ace]

Originally posted by VladTepes
Mrs Vlad has expressed an interest in trying archery.
How might she go about that ?

Now where did i put robin hoods phone number. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Seriously Vlad, i dont know how you would find out about it, but try and find out if there is an archery club/range near by. I know there is one hear and in bathurst, so you should be able to find one near by. I dont know much about the bows them self i have only ever used other peoples bows, but a gun shop which sell bows could kit Mrs Vlad up with a bow tailored to her, he might even know of an archery club. Matt

[VladTepes]

Nah she'll want to try it first before buying any gear etc. Will look out for a club. Cheers

[Ace]

I am sure someone at a club will let her have a go. Good luck. Matt

[p38arover]

Elisabeth and I had our first ever try of archery about 2 weeks ago.

At first try, hitting the target is a damn sight harder than you'd think.

I'm righthanded but I shoot, play snooker, and hop on a bicycle all left-handed. So I tried a left-handed bow. I couldn't work a RH bow.


Ron

[Ace]

Originally posted by p38arover
Elisabeth and I had our first ever try of archery about 2 weeks ago.

At first try, hitting the target is a damn sight harder than you'd think.

I'm righthanded but I shoot, play snooker, and hop on a bicycle all left-handed. So I tried a left-handed bow. I couldn't work a RH bow.


Ron

Thats exactly why i dont go rabbit shooting with a bow. If i dont have a scope i couldnt hit the side of a barn with an axe. Matt style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[VladTepes]

He He He.

Have you ever heard of 'volley sights' on older military rifles.

Now there's a way to guarantee inaccuracy. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by VladTepes
He He He.

Have you ever heard of 'volley sights' on older military rifles.

Now there's a way to guarantee inaccuracy. :D

hey, at least you know deep down you will probably get something

[Ace]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-VladTepes
He He He.

Have you ever heard of 'volley sights' on older military rifles.

Now there's a way to guarantee inaccuracy. :D

hey, at least you know deep down you will probably get something[/b][/quote]

Nah, i have only really used scopes, have shot with open sights a few times, with shot guns and the odd .22, but both my rifles have scopes. Matt

[ats11279]

Vlad, there used to be a club out Petrie way, Pine Rivers Archers?! Can't think of the name of the road, but it was a winding road near the lake/ river? Sorry for the vagueness, but have since moved to Central Queensland and gotten out of the archery scene. Anthony.

[Ace]

Originally posted by ats11279
Vlad, there used to be a club out Petrie way, Pine Rivers Archers?! Can't think of the name of the road, but it was a winding road near the lake/ river? Sorry for the vagueness, but have since moved to Central Queensland and gotten out of the archery scene. Anthony.

There you go vlad. AULRO to the rescue, is there anything which cant be found out here? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

[disco95]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-VladTepes
He He He.

Have you ever heard of 'volley sights' on older military rifles.

Now there's a way to guarantee inaccuracy. :D

hey, at least you know deep down you will probably get something[/b][/quote]

There's nothing like being absolutely, positively certain that you might hit something. :wink:

I do all my shooting with a minolta 35mm, that way I can only take a picture of my toe, not shoot my foot off. :wink:

[Ace]

Originally posted by disco95+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(disco95)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI@
<!--QuoteBegin-VladTepes
He He He.

Have you ever heard of 'volley sights' on older military rifles.

Now there's a way to guarantee inaccuracy. :D

hey, at least you know deep down you will probably get something

There's nothing like being absolutely, positively certain that you might hit something. :wink:

I do all my shooting with a minolta 35mm, that way I can only take a picture of my toe, not shoot my foot off. :wink:[/b][/quote]

Playing it safe i see, why not just buy steel capped boots? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by disco95+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(disco95)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI@
<!--QuoteBegin-VladTepes
He He He.

Have you ever heard of 'volley sights' on older military rifles.

Now there's a way to guarantee inaccuracy. :D

hey, at least you know deep down you will probably get something

There's nothing like being absolutely, positively certain that you might hit something. :wink:

I do all my shooting with a minolta 35mm, that way I can only take a picture of my toe, not shoot my foot off. :wink:[/b][/quote]

Playing it safe i see, why not just buy steel capped boots? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt[/b][/quote]

dont forget the saftey glasses :wink:

[Ace]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by disco95
<!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI@
<!--QuoteBegin-VladTepes
He He He.

Have you ever heard of 'volley sights' on older military rifles.

Now there's a way to guarantee inaccuracy. :D

hey, at least you know deep down you will probably get something

There's nothing like being absolutely, positively certain that you might hit something. :wink:

I do all my shooting with a minolta 35mm, that way I can only take a picture of my toe, not shoot my foot off. :wink:

Playing it safe i see, why not just buy steel capped boots? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt[/b][/quote]

dont forget the saftey glasses :wink:[/b][/quote]

And hearing protection. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif Matt

[disco95]

Is that in the workplace health and safety manual for photography :?: 8O

[Ace]

Originally posted by disco95
Is that in the workplace health and safety manual for photography :?: 8O

Being a keen shooter, you should know all this disco, have you been shooting unsafely? Matt

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-disco95
Is that in the workplace health and safety manual for photography :?: 8O

Being a keen shooter, you should know all this disco, have you been shooting unsafely? Matt[/b][/quote]

definatly need a cup style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[disco95]

Yes I'm afraid I have, and I know the value of the cup. When the camera swings around wildly on it's strap you never know where it's going to hit. 8O

[Ace]

Originally posted by disco95
Yes I'm afraid I have, and I know the value of the cup. When the camera swings around wildly on it's strap you never know where it's going to hit. 8O

Thats easy, just make the strap shorter. :roll: Matt

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-disco95
Yes I'm afraid I have, and I know the value of the cup. When the camera swings around wildly on it's strap you never know where it's going to hit. 8O

Thats easy, just make the strap shorter. :roll: Matt[/b][/quote]

well he is not a rocket scientist is he :roll:

[disco95]

I trid that but couldn't breath. :roll:
C'mon you guys, you think I wouldn't have thought of that.

[DiscoTDI]

dont ask questions which you dont want the answer to 8)

[Ace]

The fact that a cup was suggested over shortening the strap answered it all. As for not being able to breath, you need to reach a compromise. Matt style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[disco95]

Ahh I see, give it to the missus to carry :wink:

[Ace]

Originally posted by disco95
Ahh I see, give it to the missus to carry :wink:

Now youre talking, and if you tighten it, you might have a fighting chance of keeping her quiet. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

[disco95]

Especially if I hang it a little higher than her nek, say around her mouth. :twisted:

[Ace]

Originally posted by disco95
Especially if I hang it a little higher than her nek, say around her mouth. :twisted:

You could duct tape it there just to be sure its sound tight. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

[disco95]

Bugger it, I'll just use the duct tape and carry the camera myself style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-disco95
Especially if I hang it a little higher than her nek, say around her mouth. :twisted:

You could duct tape it there just to be sure its sound tight. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt[/b][/quote]
well thats just mean :twisted:

[Ace]

Yeah, we are just nasty. Matt

[disco95]

You're only saying that because you're scared of your missus.
<span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%">I'm not</span> :!:

[hiline]

Originally posted by disco95
You're only saying that because you're scared of your missus.
<span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%">I'm not</span> :!:

we all are we all are 8O 8O

they have control of most things we like as men :evil: :evil:

[Ace]

Originally posted by hiline+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hiline)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-disco95
You're only saying that because you're scared of your missus.
<span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%">I'm not</span> :!:

we all are we all are 8O 8O

they have control of most things we like as men :evil: :evil:[/b][/quote]

I got in trouble last night for being on here to much, something about me talking to you guys more than her, apparently i dont pay enough attention to her or something, i wasnt really listening, i was on the forum at the time. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

[hiline]

Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by hiline@
<!--QuoteBegin-disco95
You're only saying that because you're scared of your missus.
<span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%">I'm not</span> :!:

we all are we all are 8O 8O

they have control of most things we like as men :evil: :evil:

I got in trouble last night for being on here to much, something about me talking to you guys more than her, apparently i dont pay enough attention to her or something, i wasnt really listening, i was on the forum at the time. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt[/b][/quote]

you must be a good bloke
you even speak to her style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[hiline]

sometimes :wink:

[Ace]

Originally posted by hiline
sometimes :wink:

Yeah i occasionally give her the odd hello. Matt

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by hiline+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hiline)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-disco95
You're only saying that because you're scared of your missus.
<span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%">I'm not</span> :!:

we all are we all are 8O 8O

they have control of most things we like as men :evil: :evil:[/b][/quote]

I can only think of half, she does not control my Landy :evil:

[hiline]

oh she will one day :wink:

[VladTepes]

Originally posted by disco95
I trid that but couldn't breath. :roll:
C'mon you guys, you think I wouldn't have thought of that.

Don't tell me that when the starp was long and swingly freely, colliding with your, umm Nobbys, that you were able to breath easily...

[Ace]

Originally posted by VladTepes+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VladTepes)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-disco95
I trid that but couldn't breath. :roll:
C'mon you guys, you think I wouldn't have thought of that.

Don't tell me that when the starp was long and swingly freely, colliding with your, umm Nobbys, that you were able to breath easily...[/b][/quote]

He couldnt breath easily because of the two funny lumps in his throat. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif . Matt

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by hiline
oh she will one day :wink:

she has her own :twisted:

[hiline]

lucky mate style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

and so does mine style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

we both lucky

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by hiline
lucky mate style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

and so does mine style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

we both lucky

its nice not being hassled by the missus for the car style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[disco95]

Mine only likes to drive small cars so she rarely uses mine at all. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Ace]

Originally posted by disco95
Mine only likes to drive small cars so she rarely uses mine at all. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif :D :D :D
Stacey drives the Disco, but she has her commodore and she prefers to drive that. She can drive the disco, just not that well. Matt

[hiline]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-hiline
lucky mate :lol: :lol:

and so does mine :lol: :lol:

we both lucky

its nice not being hassled by the missus for the car style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/b][/quote]

took her car for spin yesturday style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
only to find it had no fuel :evil: :evil:
bitch

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by hiline+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hiline)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI@
<!--QuoteBegin-hiline
lucky mate :lol: :lol:

and so does mine :lol: :lol:

we both lucky

its nice not being hassled by the missus for the car style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

took her car for spin yesturday style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
only to find it had no fuel :evil: :evil:
bi*ch[/b][/quote]



style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

thats unlike a woman :wink:

[hiline]

mine would have to be the worst at it

every time she gets me :twisted: :twisted:

[DiscoTDI]

mine got me last night, the lights only been on for a day style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[hiline]

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

how many times do i have to tell you
dont let your car get below 1/4 tank

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by hiline
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

how many times do i have to tell you
dont let your car get below 1/4 tank

thats what roadside assistance is for :twisted:

[Ace]

Originally posted by hiline+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hiline)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI@
<!--QuoteBegin-hiline
lucky mate :lol: :lol:

and so does mine :lol: :lol:

we both lucky

its nice not being hassled by the missus for the car style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

took her car for spin yesturday style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
only to find it had no fuel :evil: :evil:
bi*ch[/b][/quote]

She isnt a car sales person is she, they do that all the time. Got a courtesy car when i had the commodore in for a service, got the car half way to work and the fuel light came on, bastards. Matt

[Ace]

Originally posted by hiline+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hiline)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI@
<!--QuoteBegin-hiline
lucky mate :lol: :lol:

and so does mine :lol: :lol:

we both lucky

its nice not being hassled by the missus for the car style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

took her car for spin yesturday style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
only to find it had no fuel :evil: :evil:
bi*ch[/b][/quote]

She isnt a car sales person is she, they do that all the time. Got a courtesy car when i had the commodore in for a service, got the car half way to work and the fuel light came on, bastards. Matt

[DiscoTDI]

what do you expect, you had a commodore :twisted:

[disco95]

Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-disco95
Mine only likes to drive small cars so she rarely uses mine at all. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif :D :D :D
Stacey drives the Disco, but she has her commodore and she prefers to drive that. She can drive the disco, just not that well. Matt[/b][/quote]

Josie can drive the disco just fine, she just doesn't like to.

[VladTepes]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI
what do you expect, you had a commodore :twisted:

Yeah the tank was full when he left the shop.


No, wait, that's what happens in Pedro's disco.