Christmas Cheer!!

[Pedro_The_Swift]

A little Christmas cheer for all from the Australian Bureau of Statistics


*31 Australians have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

*19 Australians have died in the last 3 years by eating Christmas decorations they believed were chocolate.

*Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling incidents.

*101 Australians since 1997 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet

*18 Australians had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new pullover with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

*A massive 543 Australians were admitted to casualty in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth or eye socket.

*5 Australians were injured last year in accidents involving out of control scalextric cars.

*3 Australians die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.

*142 Australians were injured in 1998 by not removing all the pins from new shirts.

*58 Australians are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

and finally:

*8 Australians cracked their skull in 1997 after falling asleep (passing out) while throwing up into the toilet.

YEP! its great to be Australian!

[incisor]

what a quality piece of aussie christmas cheer!

you have to much time on your hands pedro style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Pedro_The_Swift]

yea lifes a bitch huh,,,
I just think of it as a proper chrissy holiday.
Reality cuts in around the 10th of Jan.

[Redback]

It would be much better/higher with beer. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif :roll:

[VladTepes]

So Pedro - which ones were YOU :?: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Pedro_The_Swift]

having an electrical background, I dont water lights,, or test batteries that way.
drinking XXXX out of cans means no missing teeth or ripped out eyeballs,,
not smoking and living in QLD cuts out the smoke /jumper thing,,
mmm whats left,,
yep,, the rest all sound like a Good chrismas day to me!!!

[one_iota]

These are the harbingers of reality

The mortal danger lies in being jolly with a bunch of relatives who you haven't seen in some time and for whom getting together over copious quantities of cheer is regarded as a good time but results in angst and the list above.

baaaa humbug :wink:

Seriously OH&S.

Stay cool 8)

[DEFENDERZOOK]

how does testing 9volt batteries on your tongue kill you?



and is there another way of testing them when you dont have your workshop with you?

[Ace]

Those scaletrix cars can be a reak bugger, i used to play with them as a kid, if i had more room here i would play with them now. Matt

[one_iota]

Ace,

Beware the stray LEGO block in the dark under bare foot when the nocturnal soft fall of foot on rug between bed and loo is crippled 8O (it is usually the red square one that gets you).

Children are before you.

[Ace]

Originally posted by one_iota
Ace,

Beware the stray LEGO block in the dark under bare foot when the nocturnal soft fall of foot on rug between bed and loo is crippled 8O (it is usually the square one).

Children are before you.

Ahh the old hidden peice of lego in the carpet trick, know it well. Been caught out on that one before. Matt

[VladTepes]

We keep discovering old pins in our carpet (the hard way OUCH !!)

The old lady who lived here before must have dropped thousands of the things. Seems they gradually work their way to the top so we can step on one in bare feet every few weeks.

If I hadn;t spent all my money on pergolas/ paving / sheds and Land Rovers (what else could a man need style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif ) then I'd replace the carpet with wood flooring.

Instead, I think I'll just go sit in my pergola and have a beer. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[DiscoTDI]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif , what are the statistics of people who have burnt the soles of their feet on the ground and have had to be admited style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Ace]

Originally posted by VladTepes
If I hadn;t spent all my money on pergolas/ paving / sheds and Land Rovers (what else could a man need :) ) then I'd replace the carpet with wood flooring.style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Why not just invest in a metal detector. Matt

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Originally posted by VladTepes


Instead, I think I'll just go sit in my pergola and have a beer. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif


does that mean its finished :?: :!: :?: :!:

[fernockulated]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif 8) * i can hear a Barbie comin on.....*
sung to the tune of the old fourex ad style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif


so. what is the date of the next Qld branch AULRO BBQ vlad???????? :roll: 8)

[Ace]

29th of Feb. Matt style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[VladTepes]

Is it finished :?: Yep :!: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Am I going to invite you bunch of miscreants over for a BBQ :?: 8O


..... Yep style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif


We'll wait for the dust to settle on the whole Christmas / New Years thing (and for people to get back from holidays), Then we'll sort out a date for it. I have a 9kg gas bottle so we could keep the BBQ stoked up for a week or so... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Oh and I have an Esky that fits lots of beer.

and a fridge for the same purpose. (It even has a flame job... :twisted: )

[Ace]

Originally posted by VladTepes
Is it finished :?: Yep :!: :D

Am I going to invite you bunch of miscreants over for a BBQ :?: 8O


..... Yep :D


We'll wait for the dust to settle on the whole Christmas / New Years thing (and for people to get back from holidays), Then we'll sort out a date for it. I have a 9kg gas bottle so we could keep the BBQ stoked up for a week or so... :D

Oh and I have an Esky that fits lots of beer.

and a fridge for the same purpose. (It even has a flame job... :twisted: )


Do the flames make the fridge work any better vlad? Matt

[VladTepes]

It's like asking Do they make hot rods work any better :?:

Of course they do :!:

What sort of a silly question is that. :roll:

[Ace]

Originally posted by VladTepes
It's like asking Do they make hot rods work any better :?:

Of course they do :!:

What sort of a silly question is that. :roll:

Yeah but the flames make the hot rod, "hot", a fridge is supposed to be cold, not hot. :roll: Matt

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-VladTepes
It's like asking Do they make hot rods work any better :?:

Of course they do :!:

What sort of a silly question is that. :roll:

Yeah but the flames make the hot rod, "hot", a fridge is supposed to be cold, not hot. :roll: Matt[/b][/quote]

that depends on what part of the fridge you are talking about :wink:

[harry]

8) do i detect pedro you are refering to an invitation 'when the pergola's finished' that is /was op some time back

woops, foung the next page

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Try and keep up Harry :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[DiscoTDI]

Still recovering Harry or havent you stopped style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Ace]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI
Still recovering Harry or havent you stopped style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

He is using the age old hangover prevention method- Stayus Drunkus. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif Matt

[DiscoTDI]

Im opting for the hair of the dog

[harry]

8) ok i checked, i'm at the bottom of the page and trying to keep up pedro,
but its been a bit busy
what with xmas, her indoors birthday yesty, her over the road's b'day terday, playing the 19th shot glass game last night just to amuse children, well he's a big boy now,
i'm pooped,
gotta go deepsea fishin' in the morning [santa - you know!]
how the xz/# am i going to keep up?
am pedro, gotta fly the boat tues,
wanna give me your co-ordinates, and i will see if we can wake your neighbors?

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Originally posted by harry


am pedro, gotta fly the boat tues,
wanna give me your co-ordinates, and i will see if we can wake your neighbors?


YaaHooo!!!

its around 215um,, north and er,,

how about you hit the big KENO sign on the roof of the Sporties club at the NORTHERN end of the strip????

I'm about 500metres south of there,,,

what time Tuesday?

[Ace]

Originally posted by harry
8) ok i checked, i'm at the bottom of the page and trying to keep up pedro,
but its been a bit busy
what with xmas, her indoors birthday yesty, her over the road's b'day terday, playing the 19th shot glass game last night just to amuse children, well he's a big boy now,
i'm pooped,
gotta go deepsea fishin' in the morning [santa - you know!]
how the xz/# am i going to keep up?
am pedro, gotta fly the boat tues,
wanna give me your co-ordinates, and i will see if we can wake your neighbors?

Dont go biting off more than you can chew now harry, we wouldnt want an AULRO member dieing of exhaustion. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif Matt

[harry]

8) look out fish,10 mins to go,
wahoo!, or schnapper or dolphinfish or trevally or,

pedro, depart cooli 0800 ish,

[VladTepes]

Originally posted by Pedro_The_Swift
how about you hit the big KENO sign on the roof of the Sporties club at the NORTHERN end of the strip????

I'm about 500metres south of there,,,


The KENO sign is Pedro's beacon - guiding him to the club in any weather....

[Pedro_The_Swift]

The KENO sign is Pedro's beacon - guiding him to the club in any weather....[/quote]

and damn useful too style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

so,,, at a guesstimate of say 400kays each way ,

come on people help me out here,,,

how fast does a float plane fly ????

[harry]

8) 125 kts, today
but we only went top of nth strad and return,
so stop looking out the window

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Dammit!!!
I had a car park full of people waiting for you to buzz the Sporties!!!!!


style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[VladTepes]

A floatplance you say.....

Pedro - got a pool ?

[harry]

8) wanna be a big pool

[VladTepes]

or a good pilot....

[DiscoTDI]

They need to design a caribu float plane, so they can land in pools style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Redbak]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI
They need to design a caribu float plane, so they can land in pools style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Wouldnt that be a helicopter ... :?:

Davo

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by Redbak+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Redbak)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI
They need to design a caribu float plane, so they can land in pools style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Wouldnt that be a helicopter ... :?:

Davo[/b][/quote]

smart arse style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Ace]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Redbak@
<!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI
They need to design a caribu float plane, so they can land in pools style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Wouldnt that be a helicopter ... :?:

Davo

smart arse style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/b][/quote]

I was going to say that, but then i realised, now one likes a smart arse. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

[Redbak]

Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Redbak@
<!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI
They need to design a caribu float plane, so they can land in pools style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Wouldnt that be a helicopter ... :?:

Davo

smart arse style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/b][/quote]

I was going to say that, but then i realised, now one likes a smart arse. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt[/b][/quote]

Sometimes the obvious just has to be said , the boundaries of smart arse and logic sometimes overlap ... :roll:

Davo :wink:

[DiscoTDI]

For the real facts though, A helicopter is not a plane style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Redbak]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI
For the real facts though, A helicopter is not a plane style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Now who's the smart arse .... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Davo

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by Redbak+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Redbak)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI
For the real facts though, A helicopter is not a plane style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Now who's the smart arse .... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Davo[/b][/quote]


he he style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Ace]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Redbak@
<!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI
For the real facts though, A helicopter is not a plane style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Now who's the smart arse .... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Davo


he he style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/b][/quote]

Things are getting bad when youre arse is smarter than you disco. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

[Redbak]

ECU = Electronic Colon Controller .... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Davo

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Redbak@
<!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI
For the real facts though, A helicopter is not a plane style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Now who's the smart arse .... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Davo


he he style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/b][/quote]

Things are getting bad when youre arse is smarter than you disco. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt[/b][/quote]

there was never any mention of that, it was just mentioned that my arse was smart style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Ace]

Originally posted by Redbak
ECU = Electronic Colon Controller .... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif :lol: :lol: :lol:

Davo

First of all that would be a ECC, and second that would be a great use for vlads new snorkel idea. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[DiscoTDI]

that would be interesting to see in action 8O

[Ace]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI
<!--QuoteBegin-Redbak@
<!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI
For the real facts though, A helicopter is not a plane style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Now who's the smart arse .... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Davo


he he style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Things are getting bad when youre arse is smarter than you disco. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt[/b][/quote]

there was never any mention of that, it was just mentioned that my arse was smart style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

To assume makes an ass of you and me. Sorry disco. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif Matt

[DiscoTDI]

he he :twisted:

[Ace]

Now, what was this thread about again? :? Matt

[DiscoTDI]

stuff

[Ace]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI
stuff

in other words you have NFI, just like me. My problem is that i suffer from CRAFT, its a pretty nasty condition. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

[harry]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI
For the real facts though, A helicopter is not a plane style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

and a plane is not an aircraft,
carpenters use planes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Redbak]

Originally posted by harry+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(harry)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI
For the real facts though, A helicopter is not a plane style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

and a plane is not an aircraft,
carpenters use planes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/quote]

Correction:

Cabinet Makers use planes .. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Carpenters use chain saws ... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Davo :wink:

[Ace]

Originally posted by Redbak+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Redbak)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by harry@
<!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI
For the real facts though, A helicopter is not a plane style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

and a plane is not an aircraft,
carpenters use planes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Correction:

Cabinet Makers use planes .. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Carpenters use chain saws ... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Davo :wink:[/b][/quote]

I think there are to many smart arses in this place. But i like it. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif Matt

[VladTepes]

Thankfully, that allows me to blend in..... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Redbak]

Originally posted by VladTepes
Thankfully, that allows me to blend in..... :D

Funny , I thought you were the Grand Pu'ba of all this havoc .... 8O style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Davo style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Ace]

Originally posted by Redbak+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Redbak)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-VladTepes
Thankfully, that allows me to blend in..... :D

Funny , I thought you were the Grand Pu'ba of all this havoc .... 8O style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Davo style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/b][/quote]

Ya took the words right outa my mouth. Matt

[bigbugga]

Originally posted by VladTepes
Thankfully, that allows me to blend in..... :D


Excuse you 8O

[VladTepes]

Originally posted by bigbugga+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(bigbugga)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-VladTepes
Thankfully, that allows me to blend in..... :D
Excuse you 8O[/b][/quote]

Huh :?: :?

P.S. BB get off your arse and come to my BBQ.
Show those bloody Disco owners it is possible in a Diesel 'fender.

[Ace]

Anything is possible in a diesel, and being a defender it is definitely possible, only if you arent in a hurry. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by VladTepes+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VladTepes)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by bigbugga@
<!--QuoteBegin-VladTepes
Thankfully, that allows me to blend in..... :D
Excuse you 8O

Huh :?: :?

P.S. BB get off your arse and come to my BBQ.
Show those bloody Disco owners it is possible in a Diesel 'fender.[/b][/quote]

you had better leave now if you want to be here by June BB :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[VladTepes]

ha ha ha now YOU get to cop that joke as well.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Ace]

Originally posted by VladTepes
ha ha ha now YOU get to cop that joke as well.... :D

Its ok vlad, us diesel drivers are thick skinned, we mightnt get there fast, but slow and steady wins the race. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

[VladTepes]

And off-road we may not always get there quickly....

But at least we get there style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-VladTepes
ha ha ha now YOU get to cop that joke as well.... :D

Its ok vlad, us diesel drivers are thick skinned, we mightnt get there fast, but slow and steady wins the race. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt[/b][/quote]

you need to be thick skinned it protects you from the dust settling on you :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Ace]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Ace@
<!--QuoteBegin-VladTepes
ha ha ha now YOU get to cop that joke as well.... :D

Its ok vlad, us diesel drivers are thick skinned, we mightnt get there fast, but slow and steady wins the race. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

you need to be thick skinned it protects you from the dust settling on you :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

And the moss. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Ace@
<!--QuoteBegin-VladTepes
ha ha ha now YOU get to cop that joke as well.... :D

Its ok vlad, us diesel drivers are thick skinned, we mightnt get there fast, but slow and steady wins the race. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

you need to be thick skinned it protects you from the dust settling on you :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

And the moss. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt[/b][/quote]

thats in your fuel tank style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Ace]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI
<!--QuoteBegin-Ace@
<!--QuoteBegin-VladTepes
ha ha ha now YOU get to cop that joke as well.... :D

Its ok vlad, us diesel drivers are thick skinned, we mightnt get there fast, but slow and steady wins the race. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

you need to be thick skinned it protects you from the dust settling on you :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

And the moss. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt[/b][/quote]

thats in your fuel tank style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

No that would be cob webs, they get so thick between trips to the servo. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Ace

Originally posted by DiscoTDI
<!--QuoteBegin-Ace@
<!--QuoteBegin-VladTepes
ha ha ha now YOU get to cop that joke as well.... :D

Its ok vlad, us diesel drivers are thick skinned, we mightnt get there fast, but slow and steady wins the race. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

you need to be thick skinned it protects you from the dust settling on you :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

And the moss. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

thats in your fuel tank style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

No that would be cob webs, they get so thick between trips to the servo. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt[/b][/quote]

shortening the life of your motor causing premature rebuild costing in excess of $6000 he he he :wink:

[disco95]

You don't get the babes looking at you rumbling at the lights like a stud either, they look at you like an old man clattering away next to them.
8)

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by disco95
You don't get the babes looking at you rumbling at the lights like a stud either, they look at you like an old man clattering away next to them.
8)


looking for the bomb thats about to go off :wink:

[Ace]

Ah, but they will never find me because i put up my high tech smoke screen. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

[disco95]

You need to reevaluate your methods ace. you put the smoke screen out the back, by the time it works they're so far in front it's not funny.

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by disco95
You need to reevaluate your methods ace. you put the smoke screen out the back, by the time it works they're so far in front it's not funny.


style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Ace]

Originally posted by disco95
You need to reevaluate your methods ace. you put the smoke screen out the back, by the time it works they're so far in front it's not funny.

No i moon them first, this stuns them whilst i apply the smoke screen and get away. Perfect. Matt

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-disco95
You need to reevaluate your methods ace. you put the smoke screen out the back, by the time it works they're so far in front it's not funny.

No i moon them first, this stuns them whilst i apply the smoke screen and get away. Perfect. Matt[/b][/quote]

It would want to be an ugly arse for them to be stunned style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[disco95]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_12_2.gif

[Ace]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Ace@
<!--QuoteBegin-disco95
You need to reevaluate your methods ace. you put the smoke screen out the back, by the time it works they're so far in front it's not funny.

No i moon them first, this stuns them whilst i apply the smoke screen and get away. Perfect. Matt

It would want to be an ugly arse for them to be stunned style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

And hairy. 8O Matt

[disco95]

Sounds like you need the old back, sack and crack wax :wink:

[Ace]

Originally posted by disco95
Sounds like you need the old back, sack and crack wax :wink:

God no, i couldnt stand the pain. Id rather be hairy. Matt

[disco95]

Suck it up ace and take it like a man. :twisted:

[DiscoTDI]

makes the eyes water that one :cry:

[Ace]

Originally posted by disco95
Suck it up ace and take it like a man. :twisted:

I am a man and men dont get bikini waxes. 8O Matt

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-disco95
Suck it up ace and take it like a man. :twisted:

I am a man and men dont get bikini waxes. 8O Matt[/b][/quote]

just brazilians hey :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Ace]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Ace@
<!--QuoteBegin-disco95
Suck it up ace and take it like a man. :twisted:

I am a man and men dont get bikini waxes. 8O Matt

just brazilians hey :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

Im glad im australian, thats all i can say. Matt

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Ace@
<!--QuoteBegin-disco95
Suck it up ace and take it like a man. :twisted:

I am a man and men dont get bikini waxes. 8O Matt

just brazilians hey :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

Im glad im australian, thats all i can say. Matt[/b][/quote]


you dont want that monkey on your back :wink:

[Ace]

IS the monkey hairy? Matt

[disco95]

Not since I gave him a back, sack and crack wax. :wink:

[Ace]

Originally posted by disco95
Not since I gave him a back, sack and crack wax. :wink:

Did the monkey take it like a man? Matt

[disco95]

No he took it like a monkey. :wink:

[Ace]

Originally posted by disco95
No he took it like a monkey. :wink:

Thats what you get when you pay peanuts. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

[disco95]

That's what I tell my boss when he sees me sitting around scratching my arse. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by disco95
That's what I tell my boss when he sees me sitting around scratching my arse. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif :lol:

He is really checking you out style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[hiline]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-disco95
That's what I tell my boss when he sees me sitting around scratching my arse. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif :lol:

He is really checking you out style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

your boss might be from the wrong side of the fence :x :x

[VladTepes]

Originally posted by disco95
You don't get the babes looking at you rumbling at the lights like a stud either, they look at you like an old man clattering away next to them.
8)

Mate you gotta stop kidding yourself. No 17 (ahem 18) year old chicky-babe is gonna mistake YOU in your V8 disco for a winnie smoking V8 Monaro driving acdc listening mechanic apprenticing potential root.

Sorry to shatter those illusions....

[Ace]

Originally posted by hiline+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hiline)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI@
<!--QuoteBegin-disco95
That's what I tell my boss when he sees me sitting around scratching my arse. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif :lol:

He is really checking you out style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

your boss might be from the wrong side of the fence :x :x[/b][/quote]

Maybe he is from lithgow. Matt style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[hiline]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

maybe

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by VladTepes+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VladTepes)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-disco95
You don't get the babes looking at you rumbling at the lights like a stud either, they look at you like an old man clattering away next to them.
8)

Mate you gotta stop kidding yourself. No 17 (ahem 18) year old chicky-babe is gonna mistake YOU in your V8 disco for a winnie smoking V8 Monaro driving acdc listening mechanic apprenticing potential root.

Sorry to shatter those illusions....[/b][/quote]


I dont know, Pedros little beast gave you all a chill when he left incisors place that night :wink:

[VladTepes]

I hate to admit it, but "he's right you know".

[disco95]

But I'm 36 so I don't want those 18 year old kids chasing me, I'm thinking more like the 35YO divorcee looking for some fun. :wink:

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by disco95
But I'm 36 so I don't want those 18 year old kids chasing me, I'm thinking more like the 35YO divorcee looking for some fun. :wink:

Liar :wink:

[Ace]

Quick get a hose disco95's pants are on fire. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

[hiline]

disco95 telling porky pies :evil: :evil:

[Ace]

Originally posted by hiline
disco95 telling porky pies :evil: :evil:

Yep, he is lieing through his teeth. Matt

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-hiline
disco95 telling porky pies :evil: :evil:

Yep, he is lieing through his teeth. Matt[/b][/quote]


Unless he has "morals" :twisted:

[VladTepes]

Disco95: Life tip: Take what you can get, when you can get it. :wink:

[disco95]

Hey now you guys, of course I have morals, I'm an upstanding member of society :!: I know because that's what my parole officer told me last week, and my psyciatrist. 8)

[Ace]

Originally posted by disco95
Hey now you guys, of course I have morals, I'm an upstanding member of society :!: I know because that's what my parole officer told me last week, and my psyciatrist. 8)

Dont listen to the shrink he is only messing with your'e mind. Matt

[disco95]

That's exactly what my cult leader keeps saying :!: 8O

[Ace]

Originally posted by disco95
That's exactly what my cult leader keeps saying :!: 8O

Yeah but he is on drugs you cant beleive a word he says. Matt style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[disco95]

If you are being honest I'll denounce all my wordly goods and follow your teachings. 8)

[Ace]

Originally posted by disco95
If you are being honest I'll denounce all my wordly goods and follow your teachings. 8)

Praise the lord. His soul is saved. Matt

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-disco95
If you are being honest I'll denounce all my wordly goods and follow your teachings. 8)

Praise the lord. His soul is saved. Matt[/b][/quote]

Ill take his disco style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Ace]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Ace@
<!--QuoteBegin-disco95
If you are being honest I'll denounce all my wordly goods and follow your teachings. 8)

Praise the lord. His soul is saved. Matt

Ill take his disco style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

Give me 5 bucks and you can have it. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Ace@
<!--QuoteBegin-disco95
If you are being honest I'll denounce all my wordly goods and follow your teachings. 8)

Praise the lord. His soul is saved. Matt

Ill take his disco style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

Give me 5 bucks and you can have it. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt[/b][/quote]

thats an insult :twisted:

[Ace]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI
<!--QuoteBegin-Ace@
<!--QuoteBegin-disco95
If you are being honest I'll denounce all my wordly goods and follow your teachings. 8)

Praise the lord. His soul is saved. Matt

Ill take his disco style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Give me 5 bucks and you can have it. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt[/b][/quote]

thats an insult :twisted:[/b][/quote]

Make it $10. Thats my final offer. matt

[disco95]

Hey, I thought you were trying to lead me to eternal salvation, but you only wanted my baby. :evil: That's it, I'm going to worship satan, at least he offered fame and fortune.

[VladTepes]

and here I am...... :twisted:

[Pedro_The_Swift]

GET YE BEHIND ME SATAN!!!

[VladTepes]

It'd be easier if you just turn the swivel chair so you're facing the other way.

[Pedro_The_Swift]

yes,, buts its harder to type :wink:

[disco95]

Originally posted by VladTepes
and here I am...... :twisted:

So where's my fame :?:
And how about that fortune :?:

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by disco95+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(disco95)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-VladTepes
and here I am...... :twisted:

So where's my fame :?:
And how about that fortune :?:[/b][/quote]

You expected Satan to tell you the truth :wink:

[Ace]

He lies more than youre shrink. Matt

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI


You expected Satan to tell you the truth:?:


just look at the way he goes on about his silly defender 8O



*me puts anti satan garlic around neck*

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by Pedro_The_Swift+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pedro_The_Swift)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI


You expected Satan to tell you the truth:?:


just look at the way he goes on about his silly defender 8O



*me puts anti satan garlic around neck*[/b][/quote]

after all its just a bloody ute :mrgreen:

[Ace]

Originally posted by Pedro_The_Swift+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pedro_The_Swift)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI


You expected Satan to tell you the truth:?:


just look at the way he goes on about his silly defender 8O



*me puts anti satan garlic around neck*[/b][/quote]

Thats vampires you bogan. :roll: :roll: Matt

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Pedro_The_Swift@
<!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI


You expected Satan to tell you the truth:?:


just look at the way he goes on about his silly defender 8O



*me puts anti satan garlic around neck*

Thats vampires you bogan. :roll: :roll: Matt[/b][/quote]


heh Bogan style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Ace]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Pedro_The_Swift@
<!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI


You expected Satan to tell you the truth:?:


just look at the way he goes on about his silly defender 8O



*me puts anti satan garlic around neck*

Thats vampires you bogan. :roll: :roll: Matt[/b][/quote]


heh Bogan style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

I was going to call him a tool, but tools are useful. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif matt

[DiscoTDI]

theres a song about bogans, "Nobody likes a Bogan"

[Ace]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI
theres a song about bogans, "Nobody likes a Bogan"

Yeah, i have heard that, thats a great song. Matt

[Yabbie]

Someone said they saw SANTA in here??? :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Ace
<!--QuoteBegin-Pedro_The_Swift@
<!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI


You expected Satan to tell you the truth:?:


just look at the way he goes on about his silly defender 8O



*me puts anti satan garlic around neck*

Thats vampires you bogan. :roll: :roll: Matt


heh Bogan style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

I was going to call him a tool, but tools are useful. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif matt[/b][/quote]

settle down ace.

[VladTepes]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Pedro_The_Swift@
<!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI


You expected Satan to tell you the truth:?:


just look at the way he goes on about his silly defender 8O



*me puts anti satan garlic around neck*

after all its just a bloody ute :mrgreen:[/b][/quote]

Nice try, very nice cast.

But I shall leave that hook well alone, despite the delicious looking bait. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by VladTepes+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VladTepes)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Pedro_The_Swift@
<!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI


You expected Satan to tell you the truth:?:


just look at the way he goes on about his silly defender 8O



*me puts anti satan garlic around neck*

after all its just a bloody ute :mrgreen:[/b][/quote]

Nice try, very nice cast.

But I shall leave that hook well alone, despite the delicious looking bait. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]


You know you want it 8)

[VladTepes]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Ace]

Originally posted by Pedro_The_Swift+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pedro_The_Swift)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI

Originally posted by Ace
<!--QuoteBegin-Pedro_The_Swift@
<!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI


You expected Satan to tell you the truth:?:


just look at the way he goes on about his silly defender 8O



*me puts anti satan garlic around neck*

Thats vampires you bogan. :roll: :roll: Matt


heh Bogan style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

I was going to call him a tool, but tools are useful. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif matt[/b][/quote]

settle down ace.[/b][/quote]

Sorry pedro, got a bit carried away there, will you ever forgive me? Matt

[Pedro_The_Swift]

:wink:

[Ace]

I knew you would forgive me, thats the kind of guy you are.



















Is that enough sucking up? Can i stop now? Matt

[Pedro_The_Swift]

yea Ace thats enough sucking,,,


now,, if you could just massage my ego-----




style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[VladTepes]

Originally posted by Pedro_The_Swift
yea Ace thats enough sucking,,,
now,, if you could just massage my ego-----
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif :lol:

If only his hands were large enough for that.......... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by VladTepes+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VladTepes)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Pedro_The_Swift
yea Ace thats enough sucking,,,
now,, if you could just massage my ego-----
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif :lol:

If only his hands were large enough for that.......... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/b][/quote]

Id be more concerned where they are 8O

[Ace]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by VladTepes@
<!--QuoteBegin-Pedro_The_Swift
yea Ace thats enough sucking,,,
now,, if you could just massage my ego-----
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif :lol:

If only his hands were large enough for that.......... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Id be more concerned where they are 8O[/b][/quote]

Why on the key board of course. Where elses...... oh youre mind is back in the gutter, silly me. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif matt

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by VladTepes@
<!--QuoteBegin-Pedro_The_Swift
yea Ace thats enough sucking,,,
now,, if you could just massage my ego-----
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif :lol:

If only his hands were large enough for that.......... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Id be more concerned where they are 8O[/b][/quote]


so now I have multiple egos in differing locations???

[Ace]

Originally posted by Pedro_The_Swift+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pedro_The_Swift)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-VladTepes@
<!--QuoteBegin-Pedro_The_Swift
yea Ace thats enough sucking,,,
now,, if you could just massage my ego-----
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif :lol:

If only his hands were large enough for that.......... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Id be more concerned where they are 8O[/b][/quote]


so now I have multiple egos in differing locations???[/b][/quote]

Ignore them pedro, thats what i do. Matt

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by Pedro_The_Swift+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pedro_The_Swift)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-VladTepes@
<!--QuoteBegin-Pedro_The_Swift
yea Ace thats enough sucking,,,
now,, if you could just massage my ego-----
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif :lol:

If only his hands were large enough for that.......... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Id be more concerned where they are 8O[/b][/quote]


so now I have multiple egos in differing locations???[/b][/quote]

well I have it on good authority that blokes think from two places, and massaging one of those ego's could cause major concern :wink:

[Ace]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Pedro_The_Swift+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pedro_The_Swift)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI
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yea Ace thats enough sucking,,,
now,, if you could just massage my ego-----
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

If only his hands were large enough for that.......... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Id be more concerned where they are 8O


so now I have multiple egos in differing locations???[/b][/quote]

well I have it on good authority that blokes think from two places, and massaging one of those ego's could cause major concern :wink:[/b][/quote]

And people think Damo and I are suss. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif Matt

[VladTepes]

Originally posted by Ace
Ignore them pedro, thats what i do. Matt

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(rolling around on fllor laughing 'til my tits fall off). (alright, teeeth fall out)

[Ace]

Originally posted by VladTepes+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VladTepes)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Ace
Ignore them pedro, thats what i do. Matt

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(rolling around on fllor laughing 'til my t*ts fall off). (alright, teeeth fall out)[/b][/quote]


Something I said Vlad? :? Matt

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by VladTepes@
<!--QuoteBegin-Ace
Ignore them pedro, thats what i do. Matt

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(rolling around on fllor laughing 'til my t*ts fall off). (alright, teeeth fall out)


Something I said Vlad? :? Matt[/b][/quote]

maybe its something you should not have said style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Ace]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-VladTepes@
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Ignore them pedro, thats what i do. Matt

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(rolling around on fllor laughing 'til my t*ts fall off). (alright, teeeth fall out)


Something I said Vlad? :? Matt[/b][/quote]

maybe its something you should not have said style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

Not sure disco, but something got him going. Only question now, is, how are we going to stop him. Matt