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VladTepes
31st December 2004, 01:09 PM
There is always a profucxion fo Christmas threads at Christmas. It's inevitable.

Similarly there will be a New Years thread - it's only a matter of time. It's like gravity - you can;pt stop it (well, you can, but it leads to all sorts of hassles).

Solet me be the first - pretend it's past midnight and....


<span style="color:red"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!</span></span>


May 2005 bring all the happiness and Land Rovering you can manage. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Redbak
31st December 2004, 01:14 PM
I'll second what Vlad said.

A happy , prosperous and Land Rovering 2005 ..... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

To all on this forum .... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Davo ..... Hic !

(and may all your hangovers be little teeny weeny ones ... :twisted: )

Ace
31st December 2004, 02:06 PM
I will third that. Have a happy new year, dont drink and drive and most of all have fun. Now charge youre glasses and lets have a toast to Discovery 3, the vehicle which will take land rover to the top, and then the new rangie, freebie and defender which will keep them there. Ok so i am optimistic, its my new years resolution. Matt

VladTepes
31st December 2004, 02:41 PM
My new years resolutions are:
* Grow older
* Grow fatter
* Be lazier
* Do bugger all around the house
* Go Land Rovering as often as I can
* Go to work only reluctantly and because they don't pay me otherwise.

I reckon I've got a pretty good chance of keeping them this year. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Ace
31st December 2004, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by VladTepes
My new years resolutions are:
* Grow older
* Grow fatter
* Be lazier
* Do bugger all around the house
* Go Land Rovering as often as I can
* Go to work only reluctantly and because they don't pay me otherwise.

I reckon I've got a pretty good chance of keeping them this year. :lol:

Is doesnt appear that you have set youre goals to high vlad, you have to set acheivable goals and you have done this well style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

DiscoTDI
31st December 2004, 05:14 PM
I concour, Happy new year eveyone :wink:

DiscoTDI
31st December 2004, 05:15 PM
I dont have any new years resolutions, I'm perfect the way I am style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

VladTepes
31st December 2004, 06:18 PM
The way you are: quiet and humble. :roll:

Ace
31st December 2004, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by DiscoTDI
I dont have any new years resolutions, I'm perfect the way I am style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

That will be youre little secret. Matt

Redbak
1st January 2005, 07:31 AM
Made some New Year resolutions once ...

To stop, drinking, swearing, smoking and give up sex. 8O

Was the worst 15 mins of my life .... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Davo :wink:

DiscoTDI
1st January 2005, 09:20 AM
Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI
I dont have any new years resolutions, <span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">I'm perfect the way I am</span> style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

That will be youre little secret. Matt[/b][/quote]

I want it loud style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

RR5L
1st January 2005, 04:01 PM
Happy New year to all of you lot out there !!

Ace
1st January 2005, 04:40 PM
Yeah happy new year everyone. As for youre lack of new years resolutions Disco, you will find one, no one is perfect, there are always imperfections below the surface. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

DiscoTDI
1st January 2005, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by Ace
Yeah happy new year everyone. As for youre lack of new years resolutions Disco, you will find one, no one is perfect, there are always imperfections below the surface. :lol: Matt


watch it, you are starting to sound like a woman 8O

Ace
1st January 2005, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Ace
Yeah happy new year everyone. As for youre lack of new years resolutions Disco, you will find one, no one is perfect, there are always imperfections below the surface. :lol: Matt


watch it, you are starting to sound like a woman 8O[/b][/quote]



Um.......nah what he doesnt know wont hurt him. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

DiscoTDI
1st January 2005, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI@
<!--QuoteBegin-Ace
Yeah happy new year everyone. As for youre lack of new years resolutions Disco, you will find one, no one is perfect, there are always imperfections below the surface. :lol: Matt


watch it, you are starting to sound like a woman 8O



Um.......nah what he doesnt know wont hurt him. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt[/b][/quote]


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Ace
1st January 2005, 05:05 PM
Just kidding disco, sorry if i scared ya, didnt mean to sound like a woman. I promise i will only type manly things from now on. Matt

DiscoTDI
1st January 2005, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by Ace
Just kidding disco, sorry if i scared ya, didnt mean to sound like a woman. I promise i will only type manly things from now on. Matt

I thought it was one of your alter egos showing through :twisted:

Ace
1st January 2005, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Ace
Just kidding disco, sorry if i scared ya, didnt mean to sound like a woman. I promise i will only type manly things from now on. Matt

I thought it was one of your alter egos showing through :twisted:[/b][/quote]

No i have medication to keep him under control. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

DiscoTDI
1st January 2005, 05:33 PM
Its prescription beer isnt it style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Ace
1st January 2005, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by DiscoTDI
Its prescription beer isnt it style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

That all depends on the dose, when they up it, i get prescribed scotch. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

DiscoTDI
3rd January 2005, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI
Its prescription beer isnt it style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

That all depends on the dose, when they up it, i get prescribed scotch. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt[/b][/quote]

a big prescription would be op rum :wink:

Ace
3rd January 2005, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Ace@
<!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI
Its prescription beer isnt it style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

That all depends on the dose, when they up it, i get prescribed scotch. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

a big prescription would be op rum :wink:[/b][/quote]

Better make it a double. 8) Matt

DiscoTDI
3rd January 2005, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Ace@
<!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI
Its prescription beer isnt it style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

That all depends on the dose, when they up it, i get prescribed scotch. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

a big prescription would be op rum :wink:[/b][/quote]

Better make it a double. 8) Matt[/b][/quote]



mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm double

Ace
3rd January 2005, 06:09 PM
If we wanted to be daring we could make it a tripple. 8) Matt

DiscoTDI
3rd January 2005, 06:38 PM
then it would be a dribble style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

disco95
3rd January 2005, 06:42 PM
You shouldn't drink while you're playing basketball. :wink:

Ace
3rd January 2005, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by disco95
You shouldn't drink while you're playing basketball. :wink:

Thats ok, i cant play basket ball, i dribble regardless. Matt

disco95
3rd January 2005, 06:45 PM
I can dribble between my legs. :wink:

DiscoTDI
3rd January 2005, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by disco95
I can dribble between my legs. :wink:

8O

Hmmmmmmmm, I dont want to know :twisted:

disco95
3rd January 2005, 07:01 PM
I'm talking about my balls TDI.
:roll:
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_8_2.gif

DiscoTDI
3rd January 2005, 07:18 PM
If your balls are dribbling, you are in trouble style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

disco95
3rd January 2005, 07:20 PM
You speaking from experience TDI :?:

Ace
3rd January 2005, 07:20 PM
Yeah, i would be off to the doc asap, dribbling balls isnt good. Matt

disco95
3rd January 2005, 07:22 PM
Guess I'll have to shoot them then.

Ace
3rd January 2005, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by disco95
Guess I'll have to shoot them then.

I have some of the rubber rings left over for castrating sheep. It far less painfull. Matt

disco95
3rd January 2005, 07:35 PM
No thanks, bouncing them off the boards into steel rings is better.

DiscoTDI
3rd January 2005, 07:35 PM
Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-disco95
Guess I'll have to shoot them then.

I have some of the rubber rings left over for castrating sheep. It far less painfull. Matt[/b][/quote]


does that ever come up in conversation 8O

disco95
3rd January 2005, 07:44 PM
Usually when you're talking about livestock.

Ace
3rd January 2005, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by disco95
Usually when you're talking about livestock.

No, its a first for me, well when there hasnt been any mention of live stock anyway. Matt

disco95
3rd January 2005, 07:47 PM
Although the women do call me horse at times :twisted:

Ace
3rd January 2005, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by disco95
Although the women do call me horse at times :twisted:

Is that because you are as smart as a horse and hung like einstein? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

DiscoTDI
3rd January 2005, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-disco95
Although the women do call me horse at times :twisted:

Is that because you are as smart as a horse and hung like einstein? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt[/b][/quote]

hey 95, can you stamp to 3 :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Ace
3rd January 2005, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Ace@
<!--QuoteBegin-disco95
Although the women do call me horse at times :twisted:

Is that because you are as smart as a horse and hung like einstein? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

hey 95, can you stamp to 3 :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

He isnt coordinated enough to do that. Matt

DiscoTDI
3rd January 2005, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Ace@
<!--QuoteBegin-disco95
Although the women do call me horse at times :twisted:

Is that because you are as smart as a horse and hung like einstein? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

hey 95, can you stamp to 3 :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

He isnt coordinated enough to do that. Matt[/b][/quote]

you think he might fall over style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

disco95
3rd January 2005, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Ace@
<!--QuoteBegin-disco95
Although the women do call me horse at times :twisted:

Is that because you are as smart as a horse and hung like einstein? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

hey 95, can you stamp to 3 :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

Neigh

DiscoTDI
3rd January 2005, 08:15 PM
woof

Ace
3rd January 2005, 09:46 PM
Quack

Ace
3rd January 2005, 09:47 PM
Quack

hiline
4th January 2005, 12:33 AM
<span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</span>

disco95
4th January 2005, 05:22 AM
We got a real managerie here. 8O

hiline
4th January 2005, 07:24 AM
old mac donald had a farm
and on that farm he had a :?: :?:

cow
with a
<span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">moo moo </span>

here

:wink: :wink: :wink:

Ace
4th January 2005, 10:48 AM
and a moo moo there.

Speaking of cows. What do you get if you sit under one?
















A pat on the head. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

hiline
4th January 2005, 11:09 AM
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Ace
4th January 2005, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by hiline
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah i laughed when i heard it for the first time. Simple but ammusing. Matt

hiline
4th January 2005, 11:19 AM
like most of us here


<span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">Simple but ammusing</span>

Ace
4th January 2005, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by hiline
like most of us here


<span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">Simple but ammusing</span>

Simple folk, thats us landy owners. Matt

hiline
4th January 2005, 11:26 AM
pitty our cars aren't style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

Ace
4th January 2005, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by hiline
pitty our cars aren't :)

Yeah i know, they get more and more complicated everyday dont they.
I have to dash out for a minute hiline, gotta nip down to the servo and get some bread. Dont go anywhere, we can continue the banter when i get back. Matt

DiscoTDI
4th January 2005, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by hiline
pitty our cars aren't :)

you would buy a rangie style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

hiline
4th January 2005, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-hiline
pitty our cars aren't :)

you would buy a rangie style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

but who cares about cost really :?: :?:
i dont

DiscoTDI
5th January 2005, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by hiline+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hiline)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI@
<!--QuoteBegin-hiline
pitty our cars aren't :)

you would buy a rangie style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

but who cares about cost really :?: :?:
i dont[/b][/quote]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm V8 :wink:

hiline
5th January 2005, 07:14 PM
vroom vroom v8 style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Ace
5th January 2005, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by hiline+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hiline)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI@
<!--QuoteBegin-hiline
pitty our cars aren't :)

you would buy a rangie style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

but who cares about cost really :?: :?:
i dont[/b][/quote]

Whats money if you cant spend it. Matt

hiline
5th January 2005, 07:31 PM
my 130 **** its self today :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

harmonic balance has a wobble and knocking sound
gearbox has blown a oil seal as well
oil everywhere :evil: :evil:

Ace
5th January 2005, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by hiline
my 130 **** its self today :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

harmonic balance has a wobble and knocking sound
gearbox has blown a oil seal as well
oil everywhere :evil: :evil:

Thats no good hiline, look at it this way, at it coulda been the new rangie. Oh i have gone light headed and all i can see is dollar signs. Matt

hiline
5th January 2005, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-hiline
my 130 **** its self today :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

harmonic balance has a wobble and knocking sound
gearbox has blown a oil seal as well
oil everywhere :evil: :evil:

Thats no good hiline, look at it this way, at it coulda been the new rangie. Oh i have gone light headed and all i can see is dollar signs. Matt[/b][/quote]


i've just fainted :? :?

DiscoTDI
5th January 2005, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by hiline+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hiline)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Ace@
<!--QuoteBegin-hiline
my 130 **** its self today :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

harmonic balance has a wobble and knocking sound
gearbox has blown a oil seal as well
oil everywhere :evil: :evil:

Thats no good hiline, look at it this way, at it coulda been the new rangie. Oh i have gone light headed and all i can see is dollar signs. Matt


i've just fainted :? :?[/b][/quote]


consider this my get well soon card for your 130 :wink:

Ace
5th January 2005, 07:58 PM
Yeah get well soon 130. Matt

DiscoTDI
5th January 2005, 08:15 PM
And hope that your mechanic doesnt charge like my vet :cry:

hiline
5th January 2005, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by DiscoTDI
And hope that your mechanic doesnt charge like my vet :cry:

he better not or he'll need your vet :evil: :evil:

disco95
6th January 2005, 05:30 AM
If he's a land rover mechanic he probably charges more than your vet.

Hey I'm my own mechanic, maybe I should do all my own veterinary work too :?: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

hiline
6th January 2005, 09:55 AM
Originally posted by disco95
If he's a land rover mechanic he probably charges more than your vet.

Hey I'm my own mechanic, maybe I should do all my own veterinary work too :?: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

why would you :?: :?:
dont even pay for a mechanic you should have heaps saved up
to pay a vet :wink: :wink:

VladTepes
6th January 2005, 04:14 PM
hiline have you considered that the 130 may be chucking a hissy fit now its not getting as much attention as before, with the arrival of the 'new baby'. :?:

DiscoTDI
6th January 2005, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by VladTepes
hiline have you considered that the 130 may be chucking a hissy fit now its not getting as much attention as before, with the arrival of the 'new baby'. :?:

Landies dont get jealous :twisted:

VladTepes
6th January 2005, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-VladTepes
hiline have you considered that the 130 may be chucking a hissy fit now its not getting as much attention as before, with the arrival of the 'new baby'. :?:

Landies dont get jealous :twisted:[/b][/quote]

Ok if not jealous, then ****ty. I'll bet Medic455's isn't happy...

DiscoTDI
6th January 2005, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by VladTepes+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VladTepes)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI@
<!--QuoteBegin-VladTepes
hiline have you considered that the 130 may be chucking a hissy fit now its not getting as much attention as before, with the arrival of the 'new baby'. :?:

Landies dont get jealous :twisted:

Ok if not jealous, then Sh*t. I'll bet Medic455's isn't happy...[/b][/quote]


Its laughing at the Patrol rusting into the ground style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

disco95
6th January 2005, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by hiline+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hiline)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-disco95
If he's a land rover mechanic he probably charges more than your vet.

Hey I'm my own mechanic, maybe I should do all my own veterinary work too :?: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

why would you :?: :?:
dont even pay for a mechanic you should have heaps saved up
to pay a vet :wink: :wink:[/b][/quote]

Last time I had my dog in the vets he cost me over a grand. Little bastard, I should've just cut the damn leg off :evil:

Ace
6th January 2005, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by disco95+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(disco95)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by hiline@
<!--QuoteBegin-disco95
If he's a land rover mechanic he probably charges more than your vet.

Hey I'm my own mechanic, maybe I should do all my own veterinary work too :?: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

why would you :?: :?:
dont even pay for a mechanic you should have heaps saved up
to pay a vet :wink: :wink:

Last time I had my dog in the vets he cost me over a grand. Little bastard, I should've just cut the damn leg off :evil:[/b][/quote]

There is nothing that cant be fixed with a pocket knife and duct tape. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

DiscoTDI
6th January 2005, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by disco95+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(disco95)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by hiline@
<!--QuoteBegin-disco95
If he's a land rover mechanic he probably charges more than your vet.

Hey I'm my own mechanic, maybe I should do all my own veterinary work too :?: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

why would you :?: :?:
dont even pay for a mechanic you should have heaps saved up
to pay a vet :wink: :wink:

Last time I had my dog in the vets he cost me over a grand. Little bastard, I should've just cut the damn leg off :evil:[/b][/quote]

Stop giving me ideas :twisted:

disco95
6th January 2005, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by disco95+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(disco95)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-hiline@
<!--QuoteBegin-disco95
If he's a land rover mechanic he probably charges more than your vet.

Hey I'm my own mechanic, maybe I should do all my own veterinary work too :?: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

why would you :?: :?:
dont even pay for a mechanic you should have heaps saved up
to pay a vet :wink: :wink:

Last time I had my dog in the vets he cost me over a grand. Little bastard, I should've just cut the damn leg off :evil:[/b][/quote]

There is nothing that cant be fixed with a pocket knife and duct tape. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt[/b][/quote]

Or a little rubber ring 8O

noddy
6th January 2005, 09:32 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>disco95 wrote:
If he's a land rover mechanic he probably charges more than your vet.

Hey I'm my own mechanic, maybe I should do all my own veterinary work too


why would you
dont even pay for a mechanic you should have heaps saved up
to pay a vet


Last time I had my dog in the vets he cost me over a grand. Little bastard, I should've just cut the damn leg off [/b][/quote]


Was your dog made by Toyota? Sounds like it is suffering from an "Independent Front Suspension" control arm (sorry Leg) failure!!!!

No warranty??

Ace
6th January 2005, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by Noddy
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>disco95 wrote:
If he's a land rover mechanic he probably charges more than your vet.

Hey I'm my own mechanic, maybe I should do all my own veterinary work too


why would you
dont even pay for a mechanic you should have heaps saved up
to pay a vet


Last time I had my dog in the vets he cost me over a grand. Little bastard, I should've just cut the damn leg off


Was your dog made by Toyota? Sounds like it is suffering from an "Independent Front Suspension" control arm (sorry Leg) failure!!!!

No warranty??[/b][/quote]

IFS on toyotas doesnt stand for Independent Front Ususpension, it stands for Independent Fracturing Suspension. Matt

disco95
6th January 2005, 09:46 PM
He's actually an english dog (pomeranian, got two of them) So more like he broke an axle.

disco95
6th January 2005, 09:48 PM
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~edwardgorga/mypic5.JPG

Ace
6th January 2005, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by disco95
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~edwardgorga/mypic5.JPG

I love dogs got 5 of them, we havent had much trouble with vets, they never seem to get sick. Touch wood. Scared ****less of snake bite here though. Matt

disco95
6th January 2005, 09:56 PM
The other one threw him off the balcony.
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~edwardgorga/mypic8.JPG

Ace
7th January 2005, 08:17 AM
Nice shirt disco, is that a hand me down from youre wardrobe? Matt

hiline
7th January 2005, 09:11 AM
Originally posted by VladTepes
hiline have you considered that the 130 may be chucking a hissy fit now its not getting as much attention as before, with the arrival of the 'new baby'. :?:

130 just sitting around waiting to be fixed goes in monday style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
but i do go out each morning and sit with her awhile and talk to her
and rub her tummy

it always gets my full attention style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Ace
7th January 2005, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by hiline+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hiline)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-VladTepes
hiline have you considered that the 130 may be chucking a hissy fit now its not getting as much attention as before, with the arrival of the 'new baby'. :?:

130 just sitting around waiting to be fixed goes in monday style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
but i do go out each morning and sit with her awhile and talk to her
and rub her tummy

it always gets my full attention style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

Does her leg shake when you rub her tummy? Matt

DiscoTDI
8th January 2005, 08:36 AM
Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by hiline@
<!--QuoteBegin-VladTepes
hiline have you considered that the 130 may be chucking a hissy fit now its not getting as much attention as before, with the arrival of the 'new baby'. :?:

130 just sitting around waiting to be fixed goes in monday style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
but i do go out each morning and sit with her awhile and talk to her
and rub her tummy

it always gets my full attention style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Does her leg shake when you rub her tummy? Matt[/b][/quote]

It just sits there farting in its oilburning way style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

VladTepes
10th January 2005, 01:47 PM
and dribbling (oil).

DiscoTDI
10th January 2005, 08:56 PM
and smoking :wink:

Ace
10th January 2005, 09:02 PM
Ahh, but it drinks very little, after all its not a V8. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif Matt

hiline
10th January 2005, 09:16 PM
tomorrow should see all oil leaks gone style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

for a couple of weeks :wink: :wink:

DiscoTDI
10th January 2005, 09:42 PM
Originally posted by Ace
after all its not a V8. :D :D Matt

Thats its biggest problem 8)

Ace
10th January 2005, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Ace
after all its not a V8. :D :D Matt

Thats its biggest problem 8)[/b][/quote]

Each to their own. :wink: Matt

DiscoTDI
10th January 2005, 10:05 PM
where have I heard that before :wink:

Ace
10th January 2005, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by DiscoTDI
where have I heard that before :wink:

Not sure, a wise man once told me. Matt :wink:

VladTepes
11th January 2005, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI
where have I heard that before :wink:
Not sure, a wise man once told me. Matt :wink:[/b][/quote]

What did I tell you :?:

DiscoTDI
11th January 2005, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by VladTepes+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VladTepes)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Ace@
<!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI
where have I heard that before :wink:
Not sure, a wise man once told me. Matt :wink:

What did I tell you :?:[/b][/quote]

nothing wise Vlad thats for sure :wink:

disco95
11th January 2005, 08:20 PM
OI TDI get your butt in the chat room

Ace
11th January 2005, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by VladTepes+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VladTepes)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Ace@
<!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI
where have I heard that before :wink:
Not sure, a wise man once told me. Matt :wink:

What did I tell you :?:[/b][/quote]

nothing wise Vlad thats for sure :wink:[/b][/quote]

Sorry i missed the word "arse" after wise. Sorry if i confused anyone. Matt style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

DiscoTDI
11th January 2005, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by disco95
OI TDI get your butt in the chat room

Im there :?

Ace
11th January 2005, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-disco95
OI TDI get your butt in the chat room

Im there :?[/b][/quote]

And stay there!!!

DiscoTDI
11th January 2005, 09:59 PM
maybe I will style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Ace
11th January 2005, 10:23 PM
You are allowed out for 1/2 an hour per day to stretch youre legs. matt