Things you see while driving

[sclarke]

Mmmmmm are we to be nervous????

http://www.aulro.com/albums/album201/DriversSign.jpg

Regards
Steve

[Maggot4x4]

Surely not :roll: :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Ace]

Has anyone seen the Fat Pizza Movie? They have a joke like that but it says POLICE NOW TARGETING- LEBOS. The only funny part of the movie.

But very funny. I would have thought though they would have more luck targeting Volvo drivers. Matt

[DEFENDERZOOK]

hey...my father was once given a volvo as a loan car when his was in for repairs. i had to ask him cos i was too scared to drive it myself..........

i asked.........
is it true,dad, that when you get in a volvo and put all the windows up and start driving..........do all the other cars really dissappear off the road?????????????

he looked at me and smiled but didnt give me an answer............?


does anyone know the answer????




or are volvo drivers just pr__ks who think they own the road?




how many people have been cut off by a volvo with the driver not even realising what just happened?
if anyone else cuts you off you can see they meant to do it but not the volvo drivers.....

[hiline]

it would be hard for them to drive with those stupid hats on 8O 8O
that most of them drive in style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[harry]

8) actually its 'not pick on vulva drivers day' so look out
ahm, there is a racing car up here [actually it lives at the foot of mt warning] called a marcos it runs volvo engine and drive train. it runs in the historics and does it go.
the owner/driver is able to kill off mustangs with it

[DiscoTDI]

Its because they realise we are taking over the world :twisted:

[PeteH]

Originally posted by DEFENDERZOOK





or are volvo drivers just pr__ks who think they own the road?


Its true v vo drivers really think they own the road...........followed
closely by BM...double U Drivers(sorry carnt bring me self to say Bee Em Double U) :twisted:

[Ace]

I find it easier to give them the finger before they do the wrong thing by you, that way you dont miss it of they cut you off quickly. Matt

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by Ace
I find it easier to give them the finger before they do the wrong thing by you, that way you dont miss it of they cut you off quickly. Matt

sounds like you have a bit of road rage welling up inside you :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Ace]

Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Ace
I find it easier to give them the finger before they do the wrong thing by you, that way you dont miss it of they cut you off quickly. Matt

sounds like you have a bit of road rage welling up inside you :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

No i just dont like inconsiderate people who have no care in the world for the others around them. Matt

[DiscoTDI]

looks like we have a little nerve showing there style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[sclarke]

From a Landy Driver who has Volvo's also i can tell you there are worse people.
From a point of View of a 4WD and Volvo and Saab Driver i can tell you most arrogant and ignorant people on the road fall into the 18-30yo bracket.
"P" platers are the worse. Like a 15yo who knows everything.

Over the years Volvo Drivers got a bad rap as most of them were the Retired people or heading that way. Now days they drive Magna's and Corolla's

I'm the 1st to admit there is some dickhead Volvo drivers out there. They are not ignorant, most are just "over educated" they tend to be dreaming about making that 1st million with the invention of "Free Energy"

But on the otherhand over the past few years 4WD drivers have been the main cause of upset.
Some of us get excited and think we are bigger than you so get out of my road.
I'm one of them. I used to own a Troop Carrier Cruiser with 4" Lift. It was monster on the road. I loved it's size. I sold it as it was to big and a bastard to park.
So thats why i want my Disco 10 feet tall. To be bigger.
I cant afford a Kenworth so the Disco will have to do the Job.

Why do i own Volvo's??
Like most people who have them. They are Reliable (unlike BLMC) they are Safe, Comfortable, Handle great and Stop on a Dime.
I rally one or should i say use to. It was Fast, Reliable and always finished events.

Most people who **** can Volvo's do it as they know nothing better. If you drive a mid to late 80's model or later you would find they are a Nice car. Not everyones cup of tea, but nor are Commodores.

Classic Quote from a clown some many years back when i worked as a panel beater for a company that did Euro cars.
"Mate Volvo's are Fuc#@ng ugly, like a bloody box. I love my XD Falcon. Its the best car ever invented"
Mmmm now did Ford make cars Boxy for a while??? XD to XF off memory....lol :?

Anyhow. We all express ourselfs in different ways.
Lets not pick on one type of Car Driver. If we pick its on all drivers.
At some stage a Volvo driver will crap you off. You will remeber it as you hear people say it. Hence the Volvo campain of "Bloddy Volvo Driver"

Here is something for you all to do if you get bored with life and need some excitement.
Grab a notpad and leave it in your form of transport.
Everytime you get cut off and peeved off, note the type of car and age group.

Stats should follow like this.
High speed cut of with no regard to life of theres or yours will be from a "P" Plate Male in a 1987-1994 Commodore or Falcon. Maybe the odd Jap car.
Slow speed, lack of indication, forgetting to look, pulling out into fast traffic, talking to the dog on their lap. Chances are it will be leaving or heading to the Bowls or the retirement village.

These Stats i have pulled out of my Ass and can be 1% accurate over a 100 year period.

My House backs onto a Retirement village and they can be shockers.
I was once a "P" plater with a Supercharged Volvo. I ****ed all the V8 commodore drivers off.

When i'm 60-90 i will be an old Volvo driver.

I'm in my Mid 30's a drive like a old fella and i fail to indicate or look all the time. Why?? Because i've done it since i was 18 and i'm still here.

Learn to live with dickhead drivers they will always be here. As will you.

Steve

[Ace]

We arent hanging **** on volvo drivers cause we dont like or understand them. Its sort of like picking on New Zealander's, not all of them have sex with sheep style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif . I do undertand that not all volvo drivers are bad, and i can admit that not all are ugly, there are some nice volvos.

We are not having a shot at you Volvo, just stiring ****, besides DiscoTDi made me say it. Matt

[p38arover]

Originally posted by Ace
Its sort of like picking on New Zealander's, not all of them have s*x with sheep

They don't? Well, well, you learn something every day.

Ron

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by p38arover+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(p38arover)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Ace
Its sort of like picking on New Zealander's, not all of them have s*x with sheep

They don't? Well, well, you learn something every day.

Ron[/b][/quote]

news to me to 8O