Need a laugh?

[Disco Muppet]

Are you feeling down?
Depressed?
Need something to cheer you up?
Head on over to amazon, and read some of the reviews of 'My Parents Open Carry"
Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: My Parents Open Carry (http://www.amazon.com/Parents-Open-Carry-Brian-Jeffs/product-reviews/1618081012/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending)
:lol2:
P.S
This is not a political debate, don't turn it into one...

[seano87]

And for more funnies, try some reviews of Haribo sugar free gummy bears!

Amazon

Nothing political about them!

[sheerluck]

There's a few good reviews there. A few that are a little near the mark....

I'm anxiously awaiting "I shot my instructor in the Face with an UZI ~ a memoir" :nazilock:

[seano87]

Oh lordy...


Give a man a fish, and he eats for only a day. Teach a man to fish, and he can eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to Open Carry, and he can take everyone else's fish. Beautifully illustrated, with dogma that every God-fearing and righteous Patriot can understand.

[Disco Muppet]

Some favourites.


A good primer for young readers. However, as a gun lover and local vigilante I feel Mr Jeffs has given short shrift to some important safety rules of open carry:
1. SAFETY OFF, WEAPONS OUT! Children, when your family walks through a "dark" neighbourhood responsible parents may not always get a chance to draw and unlock their weapons before you are all murdered. Believe it or not some people fumble their weapons under pressure. So remind mom and dad to always keep the safety off, the hammer cocked, and the weapon pointed at something threatening.
2. UNILATERAL PREVENTATIVE SHOOTING IN THE FACE. A stitch in time saves nine, right? Same with bullets. Waiting to be attacked, murdered, raped, or mutilated is just plain stupid. If someone looks menacing, or behaves in a suspicious manner SHOOT FIRST AND WORRY ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES LATER.

[Disco Muppet]

Originally titled, "Daddy's Penis is Very Small," this rousing and light-hearted look at a white family's irrational yet crippling fear of blacks and latinos is a wonderful primer for children of all ages. It deals with tough issues such as which firearm is best for the Gator Wrestle-n-Sack 'Em Festival, appropriate touching between siblings and cousins when shooting beer bottles behind the outhouse, and strategic placement of weapons throughout the trailer just in case Uncle Cletus ever gets paroled and tries to "have his way" with the family goat again. Beautiful illustrations make this an easy read for moms and dads who can't sound out the big words like "xenophobia" and "incestuous."

If you've been struggling to explain the Final Solution and the mistakes of General Lee during the War of Opression, this is a book that will spark lively conversation around the dinner table. Just don't let the possum get cold!

Another gem

[incisor]

Another gem

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[Disco Muppet]

I think I'm too far gone... :p

[sheerluck]

I think I'm too far gone... :p

Think? :angel:

[AllTerr]

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[Disco Muppet]

Think? :angel:

Yeah, you should try it some time :tease:

[Basil135]

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Last weekend, when I was on the big white telephone to God, he specifically mentioned no muppets allowed. :angel:


:wasntme:

[sheerluck]

Yeah, you should try it some time :tease:



You worry me all the frickin' time Muppet!!

There, fixed it for you. :p

[Disco Muppet]

That's not fair Basil. I think I'll sue God on the basis of racial discrimination.
Still, I suppose I'd only make a mess :p

Sheerluck, haven't you got better things to do, like post pics of your D3 ( :ohyes:)
Anyway, back on topic...


I laughed, I cried ...I accidentally shot my mailman in the face


really ties up all the loose ends left by "My Parents Are First Cousins"


There is a war raging in the United States. Those who are opposed argue that using it implies a lack of seriousness, a lack of education, and a flouting of social mores. Those who love it are more rabid about its appropriateness in all situations, wanting to show it off in restaurants, coffee shops, and even the library. Whether it's used at work to passive-aggressively tell a co-worker to stop eating your leftovers or it's used in the neighborhood to generate interest so the kids will come to a birthday party, those on the pro side completely ignore study after study that scientifically show that its use just isn't a good idea.

Am I talking about using a gun? No. I'm talking about using Comic Sans. This book is typeset in COMIC SANS. For the love of all that is good and pure, Mr. Jeffs, if you don't want your ideas about open carry to sound crazy, how about you write about them in a legible font that didn't go out with Windows 95?



I understand that this book is the first in a Trilogy. The second and third book, "There's Fluoride in my Water!" and Where's the President's Birth Certificate" are due out before Thanksgiving.

Gold.

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