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PeteH
17th January 2005, 09:40 AM
The job you should be doing............ style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

http://www.jobpredictor.com/

Redbak
17th January 2005, 09:46 AM
"Davo, Your ideal job is a God"

Knew it , sounds acurate to me ... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Davo

hiline
17th January 2005, 09:46 AM
this is what came up for hiline


hiline, Your ideal job is a Air Steward(ess). :oops: :oops:

hiline
17th January 2005, 09:48 AM
and for ray


ray, Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.

Outlaw
17th January 2005, 12:18 PM
Hmmm it got mine in 1 style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Josh, Your ideal job is a Pole Dancer :twisted:

VladTepes
17th January 2005, 01:04 PM
Michael Reed: Prostitute 8O

Michael: Paleantologist

VladTepes: Astrologer

Vlad: Rally Car Driver

I think I'll go with the last one.


Out of interest:

Phoenix & Outlaw: Fluffy Bunny Trainer

BigBugga: Trained Assassin 8O

Incisor: Alien Investigator

Jojo: Your ideal job is, I'm afraid, a traffic warden. Perhaps you need to change those visa details.


but the winner is adm333: Top Gun Pilot. (must mean a Defender Driver style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif )

Yabbie
17th January 2005, 01:20 PM
jason, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin. 8O

Damm!!!!! knew I shouldnt have quit that bloody course :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Phoenix
17th January 2005, 01:21 PM
I dunno, plug in my full name, "The Phoenix" and you get Prime Minister 8)

and even better, plug in my real na,e, and you get, Pirate :twisted:

slaughts
17th January 2005, 02:20 PM
I just tried some of the names I go by
Matthew - Bunjee Jumper 8)
Matthew Slaughter - Prime minister :?
Slaughts - Spinster with cats :oops:
But most worrying of all is the wife came up as SATAN!! :twisted:

slaughts
17th January 2005, 02:24 PM
Tried the sister in law and she came up with Suicide bomber, so tried her full name and got trained assassin. Think I may have married into the wrong family?

hiline
17th January 2005, 02:28 PM
slaughts start running mate 8O 8O :wink:

slaughts
17th January 2005, 02:49 PM
One of my daughters came up with Brain Surgeon style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif and the other is going to be a Kiss Ass 8O

Ace
17th January 2005, 03:17 PM
My professional Job

With Ace i am a professional hippy
With Matthew i am a Bungee Jumper
With Matthew Holden i am a Professional Dodgem driver.


If i put in Stacey's full name i get- Gigilo

Matt

hiline
17th January 2005, 03:45 PM
dont dare put my wife's name in 8O 8O

going by the rest of you guy's
some things are better not known style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Ace
17th January 2005, 03:47 PM
Put the mother inlaws name in hiline, go on i dare ya. Matt

agrojnr
17th January 2005, 04:02 PM
Don't feel bad guy's have a look at mine

Adam = Rear end of a Panto Cow
Adam Greenfield = Puppeteer
Agrojnr = Brain Surgeon

and now for the wife's

Sally = Professional Shopper !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at least the wife's is actually right 8O

Adam :twisted:

hiline
17th January 2005, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by Ace
Put the mother inlaws name in hiline, go on i dare ya. Matt

ok ok i'll do it

one sec :!: :!:

Ace
17th January 2005, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by hiline+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hiline)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Ace
Put the mother inlaws name in hiline, go on i dare ya. Matt

ok ok i'll do it

one sec :!: :!:[/b][/quote]

I dont have any inlaws yet, gotta wait till october this year for that. Matt

hiline
17th January 2005, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by Ace
Put the mother inlaws name in hiline, go on i dare ya. Matt

came up with this

Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Ace
17th January 2005, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by hiline+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hiline)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Ace
Put the mother inlaws name in hiline, go on i dare ya. Matt

came up with this

Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

Not really as good as satan is it? :cry: matt

hiline
17th January 2005, 04:20 PM
no not really :cry: :cry:

but would be good if it was true :wink:

Ace
17th January 2005, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by hiline
no not really :cry: :cry:

but would be good if it was true :wink:

Is it true? 8) Matt

hiline
17th January 2005, 04:28 PM
nope she only lives 10min away :evil: :evil:

Maggot4x4
17th January 2005, 04:59 PM
Ash, Your ideal job is a Supermodel.

I agree

LRHybrid100
17th January 2005, 06:08 PM
"Your ideal job is a Gigolo. "

LRH

LRHybrid100
17th January 2005, 06:08 PM
"LRHybrid100, Your ideal job is a Supermodel. "

LRH

p38arover
17th January 2005, 06:17 PM
p38arover, Your ideal job is a Mime Artist.

Ron, Your ideal job is a Permanent Temp.

Ron Beckett, Your ideal job is a Mad Scientist.

Ronald Beckett, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver.

Ronald Lee Beckett, Your ideal job is a Human Shield.

Where's "Pedant"??

Ron

slaughts
17th January 2005, 06:32 PM
The missus isn't really satan, although she wouldn't mind a go at Professional Shopper
Slaughts

RichardK
17th January 2005, 07:11 PM
Well, I got
RichardK= Emperor of all the world

Richard= Sewage worker

Full name= Professional tramp

Think I'll stick to what I'm doing.

LandyAndy
17th January 2005, 08:22 PM
Hi Guys
Andrew= Soap Star

Landy andy = Panto Dame

Could somebody tell me what the pluck is a Panto Dame,I would hate to think Ive mised my true calling :roll: :roll: :roll: .I see Agrojnr scored a Panto Cow.Adam perhaps we should be working together????Perhaps I better find out what its all about first. :twisted: :twisted:
Andrew

hiline
17th January 2005, 08:35 PM
http://www.douglasmounce.com/photosbig/palebluedame.jpg

this is it Panto Dame

hiline
17th January 2005, 08:38 PM
hope pale blue is your color LandyAndy style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

LandyAndy
17th January 2005, 08:45 PM
Well perhaps I missed my calling style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif But I dont think I will chase it for the time being style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
If you start hearing of a new Dame Andy Landy opera star you will have to get some tickets.
With an outfit like that they would even let me in them Mardigras parades we see Vlad in every year. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
Andrew

hiline
17th January 2005, 08:48 PM
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when you do mate
i'll have a couple of tickets for nicks :wink:

Ace
17th January 2005, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by hiline
http://www.douglasmounce.com/photosbig/palebluedame.jpg

this is it Panto Dame


Thats a nice dress hiline, where did you get it? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt

hiline
17th January 2005, 08:50 PM
out of your mum's wardrobe 8O :wink: :wink:

hiline
17th January 2005, 08:52 PM
by the way
my pics came today style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
cheers ace

some great shoots 8)

LandyAndy
17th January 2005, 09:22 PM
Hiline
You had the wrong wardrobe,it was actually his dad's
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
Andrew

hiline
17th January 2005, 09:57 PM
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
kinky dad :!: :!:
hey ace :wink: :wink:

Yabbie
18th January 2005, 12:45 AM
jason n, Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world.

Bow before me peasants,

Hey matt you never told me your old man was a cabaret girl umm guy umm thing in a dress with nuts style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

disco95
18th January 2005, 05:41 AM
Well disco95 came up as stripper.
Sean came up as The local always in the pub when you walk in. 8O

hiline
18th January 2005, 06:50 AM
oh well looks like your the stripper at the local pub 8O 8O

VladTepes
18th January 2005, 11:23 AM
Originally posted by slaughts
One of my daughters came up with Brain Surgeon style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif and the other is going to be a Kiss Ass 8O

They can do the full service - one working at each end, so to speak.

hiline
18th January 2005, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by VladTepes+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VladTepes)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-slaughts
One of my daughters came up with Brain Surgeon style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif and the other is going to be a Kiss Ass 8O

They can do the full service - one working at each end, so to speak.[/b][/quote]

one works out how the **** comes in :?:
and the other wonders how it can produce so much **** 8O

Pedro_The_Swift
18th January 2005, 11:57 AM
Pedro The Swift = a land far far away, = Maryborough!
Peter = hpynotist = strange behaviour
bub91 = bunji jumper = quick acceleration

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

disco95
18th January 2005, 06:09 PM
Originally posted by hiline
oh well looks like your the stripper at the local pub 8O 8O


How can this thing be so accurate 8O

hiline
18th January 2005, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by disco95+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(disco95)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-hiline
oh well looks like your the stripper at the local pub 8O 8O


How can this thing be so accurate 8O[/b][/quote]

hope you've got nice legs
and a cute arse :wink: :wink:

Redbak
18th January 2005, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by hiline+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hiline)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by disco95@
<!--QuoteBegin-hiline
oh well looks like your the stripper at the local pub 8O 8O


How can this thing be so accurate 8O

hope you've got nice legs
and a cute arse :wink: :wink:[/b][/quote]

Otherwise he's gonna starve .... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Davo

Ace
18th January 2005, 08:20 PM
Originally posted by hiline
out of your mum's wardrobe 8O :wink: :wink:


The question remains. What the hell were you doing in my mums wardrobe? 8O

disco95
18th January 2005, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by Redbak+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Redbak)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by hiline+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hiline)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-disco95@
<!--QuoteBegin-hiline
oh well looks like your the stripper at the local pub 8O 8O


How can this thing be so accurate 8O

hope you've got nice legs
and a cute arse :wink: :wink:[/b][/quote]

Otherwise he's gonna starve .... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Davo[/b][/quote]

Can't you hear my stomach rumbling :cry: :cry:

Ace
18th January 2005, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by disco95+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(disco95)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Redbak+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Redbak)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by hiline
<!--QuoteBegin-disco95@
<!--QuoteBegin-hiline
oh well looks like your the stripper at the local pub 8O 8O


How can this thing be so accurate 8O

hope you've got nice legs
and a cute arse :wink: :wink:

Otherwise he's gonna starve .... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Davo[/b][/quote]

Can't you hear my stomach rumbling :cry: :cry:[/b][/quote]

That wasnt a rumble, that was an earth quake. Matt

hiline
18th January 2005, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-hiline
out of your mum's wardrobe 8O :wink: :wink:


The question remains. What the hell were you doing in my mums wardrobe? 8O[/b][/quote]

looking for your dads dresses style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

disco95
19th January 2005, 05:41 AM
Originally posted by hiline+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hiline)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Ace@
<!--QuoteBegin-hiline
out of your mum's wardrobe 8O :wink: :wink:


The question remains. What the hell were you doing in my mums wardrobe? 8O

looking for your dads dresses style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

And your mothers army boots. :wink:

Ace
19th January 2005, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by disco95+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(disco95)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by hiline+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hiline)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Ace@
<!--QuoteBegin-hiline
out of your mum's wardrobe 8O :wink: :wink:


The question remains. What the hell were you doing in my mums wardrobe? 8O

looking for your dads dresses style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

And your mothers army boots. :wink:[/b][/quote]

They are nice boots, they were hand me downs from youre mum disco. :wink:

disco95
19th January 2005, 05:44 PM
And I suppose she handed them down to the next girly in your family, you ace :?:
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Redbak
19th January 2005, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by disco95+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(disco95)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by hiline
<!--QuoteBegin-Ace@
<!--QuoteBegin-hiline
out of your mum's wardrobe 8O :wink: :wink:


The question remains. What the hell were you doing in my mums wardrobe? 8O

looking for your dads dresses style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

And your mothers army boots. :wink:[/b][/quote]

They are nice boots, they were hand me downs from youre mum disco. :wink:[/b][/quote]

Mmmmmmm , woman in boots .... 8O

Davo

Ace
19th January 2005, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by disco95
And I suppose she handed them down to the next girly in your family, you ace :?:
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No i am saving up for a pair of the ones Damo has on his website. The tan ones or what ever colour they are. Just need a little shy of $300. Matt

disco95
19th January 2005, 06:39 PM
I've got a great pair of boots, cost me nothing. Work paid for them, and they're steel caps. The most comfortable steel caps I've ever worn, I could hike in these things for days.

Ace
19th January 2005, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by disco95
I've got a great pair of boots, cost me nothing. Work paid for them, and they're steel caps. The most comfortable steel caps I've ever worn, I could hike in these things for days.

What brand are they? Matt

disco95
19th January 2005, 06:43 PM
Steel Blue. They're a high top lace up, with an extremely good rubber sole, and a tread pattern that looks like a mud tyre style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Ace
19th January 2005, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by disco95
Steel Blue. They're a high top lace up, with an extremely good rubber sole, and a tread pattern that looks like a mud tyre style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Any idea what they are worth, and who sells them? Matt

Bytemrk
19th January 2005, 07:37 PM
8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O




It says my ideal job is........ A Garden Gnome!!!







......... Don't even like bloody gardens......






I think I should be offended.......... anyway, I'm 105kg :!: :!: 8O






That's one damn big gnome :evil:





:? :? Hope my Boss doesn't see this :!: :? :?




might give him ideas...... 8O 8O 8O 8O

Ace
19th January 2005, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by Bytemrk
8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O




It says my ideal job is........ A Garden Gnome!!!







......... Don't even like bloody gardens......






I think I should be offended.......... anyway, I'm 105kg :!: :!: 8O






That's one damn big gnome :evil:





:? :? Hope my Boss doesn't see this :!: :? :?




might give him ideas...... 8O 8O 8O 8O

You might be lucky enough to be an important gnome, maybe a foreman or something. Matt

Bytemrk
19th January 2005, 07:54 PM
Ace Wrote:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>You might be lucky enough to be an important gnome, maybe a foreman or something. Matt
[/b][/quote]


I've done some stupid jobs in the past...








But I'm not too sure I could bring myself to put "Important Gnome" on my resume 8O

Bytemrk
19th January 2005, 07:56 PM
oohh :!: :!: :!: :!:

I'm such an Important Gnome I get a red star!!!!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Ace
19th January 2005, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by Bytemrk
oohh :!: :!: :!: :!:

I'm such an Important Gnome I get a red star!!!!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

That should make you feel better, you havent even started yet and you are already getting promotions. Matt

DiscoTDI
19th January 2005, 08:29 PM
Scott Thompson = A Evil Boss
Scott = A suicide bomber
DiscoTDI= A God


Not doing too bad out of this :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

hiline
20th January 2005, 12:01 AM
well someone is style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

DEFENDERZOOK
20th January 2005, 08:03 AM
any one wanna buy some insurance.........























i got insurance fraudster

VladTepes
20th January 2005, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by Bytemrk
8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
It says my ideal job is........ A Garden Gnome!!!

Nah, that'd put Pedro out of a job.

Ace
20th January 2005, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by DiscoTDI
Scott Thompson = A Evil Boss
Scott = A suicide bomberDiscoTDI= A God


Not doing too bad out of this :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

I have been told suicide bombers dont have much in the way of job security, and there isnt much of an opportunity for promotions. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

One thing i have always wondered though, is why do suicide bombers wear helmets? :? Matt

DiscoTDI
21st January 2005, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI
Scott Thompson = A Evil Boss
Scott = A suicide bomberDiscoTDI= A God


Not doing too bad out of this :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

I have been told suicide bombers dont have much in the way of job security, and there isnt much of an opportunity for promotions. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

One thing i have always wondered though, is why do suicide bombers wear helmets? :? Matt[/b][/quote]

What are you talking about, no room for promotion. In that industry the skies the limit :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Ace
21st January 2005, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Ace@
<!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI
Scott Thompson = A Evil Boss
Scott = A suicide bomberDiscoTDI= A God


Not doing too bad out of this :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

I have been told suicide bombers dont have much in the way of job security, and there isnt much of an opportunity for promotions. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

One thing i have always wondered though, is why do suicide bombers wear helmets? :? Matt

What are you talking about, no room for promotion. In that industry the skies the limit :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]


Yeah but from there it is just a downward spiral. Matt style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Bytemrk
21st January 2005, 09:06 PM
Hey,Hey,hey...


Now we are cooking :twisted: : style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif :twisted:







The Garden Gnome thing was using my real name...... 8O :? 8O




style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif But this one..... I might even show the boss style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>bytemrk, Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.
[/b][/quote] :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

DiscoTDI
21st January 2005, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Ace@
<!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI
Scott Thompson = A Evil Boss
Scott = A suicide bomberDiscoTDI= A God


Not doing too bad out of this :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

I have been told suicide bombers dont have much in the way of job security, and there isnt much of an opportunity for promotions. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

One thing i have always wondered though, is why do suicide bombers wear helmets? :? Matt

What are you talking about, no room for promotion. In that industry the skies the limit :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]


Yeah but from there it is just a downward spiral. Matt style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

hence the helmet :roll:

Ace
22nd January 2005, 08:39 AM
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Scott Thompson = A Evil Boss
Scott = A suicide bomberDiscoTDI= A God


Not doing too bad out of this :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

I have been told suicide bombers dont have much in the way of job security, and there isnt much of an opportunity for promotions. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

One thing i have always wondered though, is why do suicide bombers wear helmets? :? Matt

What are you talking about, no room for promotion. In that industry the skies the limit :wink: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif


Yeah but from there it is just a downward spiral. Matt style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

hence the helmet :roll:[/b][/quote]

I bet they wear a seatbelt as well. Matt

VladTepes
23rd January 2005, 09:24 PM
I think you are confusing 'suicide bomber' with 'kamikaze pilot'/

The former makes a pointless sacrifice in the name of a lost cause, the latter....




Well, I'm sure I was going to make some sort of point...