Jokes #3

[Tyrepower]

The other one was getting a bit long so I thought I would start of a new one.


A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the

bees.



"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me

you won't tell me."



Confused, the father asked what was wrong.



"Oh dad," the boy sobbed, "when I was 6 I got the 'There's no Santa'

speech. At 7, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. When I was

8, you hit me with the 'There's no tooth fairy' speech. If you tell me that

grown-ups don't really shag each other, I'll have nothing left to live

for style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Tyrepower]

Here's another, just to keep the ball rolling.

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT PAPER/SCISSORS/ROCK

I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no f -ing way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why-- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY! A rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh sh * t, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you".
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Ace]

Good one TP, i like it.

What does a blonde do when she wakes up in the morning?














She goes home. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Matt