Women please stand !!

[Redback]

http://www.undercover.com.au/news/2005/jan...19_sheepee.html (http://www.undercover.com.au/news/2005/jan05/20050119_sheepee.html)
8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O :roll: :idea:

Baz.

[Tyrepower]

I know plenty of bokes that squat to pee..... Perhaps they might be interested!

[Knight]

[size=18]<span style="color:red">WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!!!!!!!</span>

Hi Guys,

(commencing venting......now): 8O

Let me tell you - thats the one thing that really boils my blood - women, chicks, girls, ladies, etc, etc - that have a god-damn picnic in the loos! It takes less than 3 mins to pee - not 20 mins!!
So over it! :x

- when ladies go to the 'bathroom area' - there goes a good 30mins - 1 Hour of ya time - seriously! :x
- i dont know what possess most of them to go into a cubicle in 'groups' - (well, sure we know what they're doing - and it AINT using the loo to pee!!!) :wink:
- so, this will speed things up for those who are genuinely wanting to pee!!! Horray style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

:twisted: Well, this new "She Pee" wil fix that prob! :twisted:
(venting over.............now, phew)

looks fun and if i had a ticket for the Sydney Big Day Out I'd be trying it out.

Over to you guys again........

Cheers
Knight :wink:

[Tyrepower]

I'm having trouble picturing how it would all work.... and is the funnel disposable or just a wash and wipe job.
I can just see it now as the ladies all stand up and rummage through their bags for the funnel (Big bright yellow thing?) and announce discreetly that they are of to powder their nose.
It would be great if they could make the funnel out of fuel resistant plastic then we could use it to fuel up the Landy when its not being used by the Mrs.

[Knight]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>I'm having trouble picturing how it would all work.... and is the funnel disposable or just a wash and wipe job.
I can just see it now as the ladies all stand up and rummage through their bags for the funnel (Big bright yellow thing?) and announce discreetly that they are of to powder their nose.
It would be great if they could make the funnel out of fuel resistant plastic then we could use it to fuel up the Landy when its not being used by the Mrs.[/b][/quote]

LOL!
Now that was funny!

Ok:
1) they are (the funnel thingy) handed to you as you're just about to go!
2) no, the are thrown away after ONE use! - (wipe and use again - WHAT THE?)
3) fast way to do a quick No.1 for the ladies
4) looks fun!
5) not sure about the re-use for the Landy - (I reckon they'll be 'pee assist 'supervisors' that wont let you take it with you - and can you blame them - who'd want ot take a used one anywhere with them?!


hope that eases your mind Tyrepower! - just too funny!

Cheers
Knight :wink:

[Redback]

This may help http://magic-cone.com/animation1.htm or
http://www.p-mate.com/eng/intro.html

The cartoon is good 8O

[DEFENDERZOOK]

temporary strapadicktame!!

[Ace]

I thought i had seen everything until Rons picture in the picture thread, now i definitely have. Matt

[Tyrepower]

Originally posted by Knight

1) they are (the funnel thingy) handed to you as you're just about to go!
2) no, the are thrown away after ONE use! - (wipe and use again - WHAT THE?)
3) fast way to do a quick No.1 for the ladies
4) looks fun!
5) not sure about the re-use for the Landy - (I reckon they'll be 'pee assist 'supervisors' that wont let you take it with you - and can you blame them - who'd want ot take a used one anywhere with them?!


hope that eases your mind Tyrepower! - just too funny!

Cheers
Knight :wink:
I wonder how the fat chicks will get on.......you wouldn't want to line it up with a wrinkle and pee down your leg by mistake style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
I think with a bit of lateral thought other uses could be found for the she pee, like
1. Hearing aid for the hard of hearing. When in a noisy social gathering, remove from hand bag place smaller end in ear and position other end toward person your listening too.
2. Bugle/trumpet for kids when playing Cowboys-Indians.
3. Serving nuts/lollies at shopping centres. It could become an Internationly recognized quantity. Instead of asking for 200 grams of mixed nuts, you just say "a She Pee full of mixed nuts thanks"
4. And if they make them in extra large for the larger ladies, it could still double as an emergency funnel for the 4x4.

[Redback]

8O speechless is the word i was searhing for 8O

[Knight]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif too funny Tyrepower!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

# 3 - really got me a beauty!!

Yep - I'd ask for a pck of them!!

i must agree with you though - after seenig the 'hands on' demonstration -i can easily see how the SHE PEE is a multi use item!

too funny! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Cheers
Knight :wink:

[Tyrepower]

Yeah, I'm just taking the "****" out of this.....................

[Ace]

You have seen this in real life have you Knight? Matt

[rmp]

Yes yes yes, but women still won't be able to do a no-hands special!

[DEFENDERZOOK]

nothing a bit of velcro wont fix!

[Ace]

Originally posted by DEFENDERZOOK
nothing a bit of velcro wont fix!

What happens after the next half dozen beers when they need to go again and the last trip they got a brazilian from the velcro. They may need those 3M strips which can be removed without taking the paint off. Matt style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[DEFENDERZOOK]

then theres good ol smurf ***** :oops: sorry blu tack

if that wont hold......SIKAFLEX


or maybe a snatch strap?

[Ace]

Originally posted by DEFENDERZOOK
then theres good ol smurf ***** :oops: sorry blu tack

if that wont hold......SIKAFLEX


or maybe a snatch strap?

Now a strap on funnel, thats an idea, they could do it with no hands at all everytime. You didnt design this thing did you DZ? Matt

[DEFENDERZOOK]

just perfected it???????

[Ace]

Originally posted by DEFENDERZOOK
just perfected it???????

Someone has to do it. Matt