Sound Advice

[Ralph1Malph]

I was told this today and thought I should share......

If you are being chased by a police dog, DO NOT be tempted to run along the balance beam, dodge through the witches hats and jump through the flaming hoop....


the dog is trained for this....

:wink:
Ralph

[Ace]

Thanks ralph, i will remember this. Matt

[Bytemrk]

Ralph1Malph wrote:

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>If you are being chased by a police dog, DO NOT be tempted to run along the balance beam, dodge through the witches hats and jump through the flaming hoop....


the dog is trained for this....
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...I'll have what he's having........... but make mine a small one :?

[Pedro_The_Swift]

I thought this was gunna be a post about in car stereo :?

[Yabbie]

Originally posted by Ralph1Malph
I was told this today and thought I should share......

If you are being chased by a police dog, DO NOT be tempted to run along the balance beam, dodge through the witches hats and jump through the flaming hoop....


the dog is trained for this....

:wink:
Ralph

Hey RALPHY BOY!

Your Dealer didn't happen to give you this information by any chance did he :?: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[hiline]

sound advice for Ralph1Malph


<span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">STAY AWAY FROM POLICE DOGS</span> style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

especially when carrying the stuff :wink: :wink:

[DEFENDERZOOK]

sounds to me like the stuff was used up before the dogs got to him.

[NOZ]

ah hmmmm ah 8O

[bigbugga]

hmmmmmm now we have a clue as to why Ralph might have to run from the dogs 8O

[VladTepes]

The most effective way to disable a police dog is to feed him a lawbreaker style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Tyrepower]

What if you pretended to be a policeman?? Would they still attack?? 8O

[Ace]

Originally posted by VladTepes
The most effective way to disable a police dog is to feed him a lawbreaker style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Or always have a cruiser driver on hand to feed him whilst you get away. Matt

[harry]

8) i'd hate to be the copper who helps train the dog, you know, the fella with the thing on his arm with the dog attached to by its fangs,
especially at a crime scene when the dog copper tells the dog to 'kill'
how many cpos get bitten by the dog, it seems the dogs are taught to attack someone in a coppers iniform

[Tyrepower]

So pretending to be a policeman wouldn't help....... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Ace]

Originally posted by harry
8) i'd hate to be the copper who helps train the dog, you know, the fella with the thing on his arm with the dog attached to by its fangs,
especially at a crime scene when the dog copper tells the dog to 'kill'
how many cpos get bitten by the dog, it seems the dogs are taught to attack someone in a coppers iniform

There was a show on Animal Planet a while ago, and the dogs are trained to respond to set words, like "find" "Body", "Chase" etc, the person or what they are wearing is not a factor. But i see what you are saying, the dog is always trained to attack the suspect wearing a uniform. Matt

[harry]

8) with our last dog, a malley root/husky
when i had play fights with the boys the dog would always go me.
talk about biting the hand that feeds it!

[Ace]

Originally posted by harry
8) with our last dog, a malley root/husky
when i had play fights with the boys the dog would always go me.
talk about biting the hand that feeds it!

I will let you know in 10 years time what my dogs do when i have play fights with my son. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif Matt

[hiline]

Originally posted by harry
8) with our last dog, a malley root/husky
when i had play fights with the boys the dog would always go me.
talk about biting the hand that feeds it!

my dogs are the same :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

might get the kids to feed them style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

they might change sides then style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Originally posted by Ace


I will let you know in 10 years time what my dogs do when i have play fights with my son. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif Matt


In ten years time ACE,, your dogs will do exactly like mine,,

roll onto their other side style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Ace]

Originally posted by Pedro_The_Swift+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pedro_The_Swift)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Ace


I will let you know in 10 years time what my dogs do when i have play fights with my son. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif Matt


In ten years time ACE,, your dogs will do exactly like mine,,

roll onto their other side style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/b][/quote]

I will have to hold a mirror up to their noses to see if they are still alive. Matt

[DEFENDERZOOK]

or you can just feed them pal and stand down wind from them.

[hiline]

Originally posted by DEFENDERZOOK
or you can just feed them pal and stand down wind from them.

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif nothing like the smell of burnt pal 8O 8O

[DEFENDERZOOK]

dont over cook it !!

[VladTepes]

Originally posted by harry
8) i'd hate to be the copper who helps train the dog, you know, the fella with the thing on his arm with the dog attached to by its fangs,
especially at a crime scene when the dog copper tells the dog to 'kill'
how many cpos get bitten by the dog, it seems the dogs are taught to attack someone in a coppers iniform

You think that's bad... I understand that cops who are trained to use 'pepper spray' (active ingredient capsicein) must first be subjected to it so they are aware of it's effects. 8O Ouch :!:

I hope they don't do the firearms course the same way.....

[Tyrepower]

Got a mild dose of Pepper spray once. Was out for dinner with the lady when some gangs started a fight with each other. One of them let go with the spray which driffted over us. Even from a distance of 30m it still packed a punch. Not a very pleasant experience. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif

[DEFENDERZOOK]

lucky it wasnt full strength.