Great Invention!!

[Greylandy]

They should have given this bloke the Australian of the year award for his dedication to improving our way of life :wink:

http://www.greylandy.com/images/beer.jpg

[hiline]

how cool is that style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

smart man

[VladTepes]

Does this mean that instead of buying by the 6 pack now, we buy by the pipe ?

[Knight]

NO WAY!!

I saw that in an email about 2 months ago!

Now I am (with the help of a mate whos a plumber!) halfway through making 2 of them for the weekend cricket matches and for Footy when the season starts....cant wait! :twisted:

and YES - I have put my hand up for the job of beer wench (or Beer server - for those polically correct types)
how easy will it be using that to get the boys beers - TOO EASY!!!

Love that and such an Australian Idea!! :twisted:


Cheers
Knight :wink:

[DEFENDERZOOK]

why not just fill the big pipe and drink from the small pipe?

[Redback]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>why not just fill the big pipe and drink from the small pipe?
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Now thats an even better idea style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[VladTepes]

Originally posted by Knight
and YES - I have put my hand up for the job of beer wench (or Beer server - for those polically correct types)
how easy will it be using that to get the boys beers - TOO EASY!!!

Cheers
Knight :wink:

Well, in that case....


<span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">Beer me up, Wench !!</span>

[Greylandy]

Knight ... you better remind the guys the beer wench gets free beer for the night!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Tyrepower]

I would cap the end, fill it with ice and keep the beer's cold in case the wench was taking her time getting back. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Knight]

LOL!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Knight ... you better remind the guys the beer wench gets free beer for the night!! [/b][/quote]

Yes Vlad! - I'll BEER YOU UP! - but there are 'wench rules'!

1) for every trip to the bar - The Beer Wench get one too!
(though, you might find that the beer wench falls down and is unable to fulfil her duties from the 6th beer onwards perhaps?! :roll: )

2) for every 'accidental' spillage by the beer boys - (god forbid that happens :roll: ) - you boys gotta take ya shirt off (as the night goes on - you guys may end up in the nuddie 8O ) and the beer wench will be pleased with this :wink: !

3) for any 'UNSOLICITED' touch-ups from my 'beer boys' that i'll be looking after - A double shot of what ever spirit the wench wants (and a possible light slap to the face - depends on what part of the body the 'touch up' occurred :oops: - you've been warned!)

4) for any 'UNSOLICITED' touch-ups from members of the 'general public' - you boys better step up and protect your wench!!! (and then i'll get you another beer :wink: ) he he

5) If the beer boys get into a fight - DONT (I repeat) DONT call on the Beer Wench for salvation! - She'll be too p*ssed to help you by that stage - She will get your back up for you (yep, the remaining beer boys who are already on their @rse laughing at the 8ft bouncer you're trying to fight) style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif 8O

So, if you can handle the rules and you're in Sydney and you need a wench!
I'M BUSY! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

No, seriously - make the rules and the day/night goes smoothly!!!

Personally i think it's one of the good Aussie traditions that should never have been banned.........


Cheers
Knight :wink:

[hiline]

its just un australian , no real drinks at a game :twisted: :twisted:


austalians and drinking go hand in hand style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

just like new zealanders and sheep 8O 8O

[Tyrepower]

Originally posted by hiline
its just un australian , no real drinks at a game :twisted: :twisted:


austalians and drinking go hand in hand style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

just like new zealanders and sheep 8O 8O

That's leg in Wellington boot style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[hiline]

or Velcro love gloves style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Tyrepower]

Baaah ah ha ha ha, oh boy cracks me up.......sheepish grin style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif ........

[hiline]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

ok thats enough of the sheep stuff :wink: :wink:

next thing we'll be talking about , family love triangles in tassie
all under the same roof 8O :?

[bigbugga]

Knight seeing you have your beer wench rules I think it only fair that we BOYS make a list of our own rules that you must work by.

1) A beer uniform must be worn at all times.
white t-shirt that gets dipped into iced water every 5 min
Long black boots
short shorts
If we cant touch we can sure look

2) if protection is needed by our wench during the event, then after the trouble have been taken care of the said wench must swoon all over her saviours, making even more of a fuss of them than she did before.

3)If we do get into a fight our beer wench must cheer loudly for us, no matter how hard the other guy is hitting us and no matter how much we cry for our mummies

and I am sure there will be some other rules as well, hey guys :wink:








:twisted: I enjoy my job :twisted:

[Tyrepower]

4) Last man standing gets to take Wench home. Who by now after the drinking of numerous ales by said man, and according to the Beer goggle guide would be a real stunner and the most beautiful girl in the whole world.

[NOZ]

Should send it to the Footy show for "Thats Tops"

[Ace]

Only in Australia, yanks wouldnt have the intelligence to do that. Matt