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jx2mad
4th November 2014, 11:57 AM
Well I have found my retirement vocation. I suspected this for a while but it is now confirmed. When I go shopping with SWMBO I turn into a packhorse with a mastercard!!:):)

DiscoMick
4th November 2014, 12:42 PM
You're doing well, I'm just a trolley pusher.

Vern
4th November 2014, 05:52 PM
I'm just a mastercard

windsock
5th November 2014, 03:38 AM
While 'rushing' through our local mall the other day, my wife spotted a sign that stated something along the lines of..."Ladies... shopping with your husband is like poaching with the gamekeeper". Or words to that effect.


Needless to say, I am left blissfully unwanted on shopping trips. :D

Bigbjorn
5th November 2014, 08:10 AM
She allows you to have a credit card?

jx2mad
5th November 2014, 08:47 AM
Only for emergencies...the rest of the visa bill is hers

ATH
5th November 2014, 09:09 AM
I avoided going shopping with the Cook for many years but since retiring have found myself coerced into being the chauffeur many times under threat of doing my own cooking!:(
Now she's complaining I just go to perve on the other wimmin ......:o
Maybe she'll let me go to the pub instead. :p
AlanH.

trog
5th November 2014, 09:28 AM
Take a second to think this over. When not working , more often than not , I take control of most of the shopping , and cooking. Done in a male way , list and no detours or not needed goods. Therefor at the end of the month the grocery budget is in the black . Then no whinging if I buy myself some beer or records. SWMBO thinks she wins by getting out of these duties but I know I have won !

Chucaro
5th November 2014, 02:26 PM
Am I the only old one here on grandparents duties?

Elskel
5th November 2014, 03:01 PM
My first post as a retiree who has recently gained an expensive hobby!! She "The Queen", is a silver Disco 2 TD5 with 250K Kms on the clock. Other than the "Three Amigos" she appears to be running very well. I haven't told "her what does" about the poor reputation some other brand 4wd owners put on LR vehicles. We will see who ends up in a grave first, me or my LR? Cheers E.

jx2mad
5th November 2014, 06:56 PM
We are almost permanent baby sitters. 6y old, 4y old, and 14 mths. When you are in your late 60's and have some medical problems, this takes its toll.