Mad Max D3

[coolum]

says something about antithesis of the chrome grill


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not kidding

[LandyAndy]

Brian tells me he ordered one for his D4.
Andrew

[coolum]

You'd have to cut into a Ute and then paint Matt black to match the image of the front


then fill the back with mercenaries and suitable 'ordinance', then you can truly match with their philosophy.


''They convey a single strong message: I create my own path''


You're then ready for the wedding reception, the urban jungle, the 'burbs, the bush or the conflagration.

[LandyAndy]

Brian is back full time in Kal so anything is possible.
Mad Max 4 come bring your D4:D:D:D:D:D:D
Andrew

[jon3950]

''They convey a single strong message: I'm a ******"

Fixed.

Would look great as a stretched limo - needs some pink.

Cheers,
Jon

[BMKal]

Brian is back full time in Kal so anything is possible.
Mad Max 4 come bring your D4:D:D:D:D:D:D
Andrew

That'll be enough out of you ........................ or I might accidentally post a video clip or two of your tight leather pants. :p:p:p:p:p:p

That grille somehow reminds me of Hannibal Lecter. :lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

I think I've probably met one or two people who might be inclined to fit one of these. Might look good on a white D4 with a white bullbar. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[RHS58]

WTF?
Plain fugly.
Why?

[~Rich~]

:rocket:

Spew!

[winaje]

Who in their right mind would do something THAT ugly to a vehicle, ANY vehicle???

[gossamer]

I dont mid this though :) without the little grab handles ;)
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Pity freight would kill the price

Hidden winch mount looks a bit homemade?
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[coolum]

With Handles - just in case you're 'Chuck Norris' level of 'toughguy' and you need to pick it up and move it.


D3 Wheelbarrow - where do you want it?

[TerryO]

I think they are meant to be steps and an extension of their grummy rock sliders.

[PeterOZ]

needs a .50 cal on top . . .

Hasta la vista!

[Plane Fixer]

50 cals are usually mounted on Toyotas.
Let me tell you they are scarey; we landed at an abandoned Russian oil field in NE Yemen many years ago, for a comfort stop. We were flying a Pilatus Porter (PC-6) and some guys in a Toyota technical came up to us very agressively and told us to go. They followed us down the runway with the 50 cal pointing at us so we just lifted off and ducked and weaved through the sand hills until we were out of range. The 50 cal has an awful big hole when you are looking down the barrel.

[squizzyhunter]

Dam that would be a little tense........ Not sure it would happen in a similar way these days unfortunately.

As for "Tactical" bumbers..... who buys this stuff?

[Plane Fixer]

Today they would behead. I was nearly kidnapped there and got out.
There are many technicals in the African failed states. Trust me you keep a very low profile in those countries.

[PeterOZ]

technicals are rather nasty at the best of times, especially when crewed by those types.


Glad that they allowed you to depart, I'll suggest these days you would be appearing on youtube in a orange jumpsuit.

[Plane Fixer]

Yes, I am now a little more careful where I work, yet I am sitting in Delhi waiting for a flight to Singapore and back home to normality!!!

[PeterOZ]

I would think so too! At least Delhi is reasonably civilised compared to Yemen.


I worked in airline industry for many years and saw a many a sight so do empathise about the aluminium tube lifestyle.


Singapore the Pan Pax I know very well indeed. Straight up to the executive level, think it was 14th floor, glass of scotch and dry waiting, a club sandwich and literally tucked into bed by a very yummy Singaporean lass.


Those were the days.


Take care and safe journeys!

[squizzyhunter]

89435

A Hipster technical :p

Though not sure if the Dushka would pass a roadworthy..... then again it might in WA;)