It was cold outside

[Roverlord off road spares]

Blonde Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning
"Windows frozen, won't open."


Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."


Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.?:p

[Ausfree]

An oldy but a goody!!!:D

[LandyAndy]

Micky Mouse was at the lawyers sorting out divorce papers for Mini Mouse.The lawyer turns to Mickey and says "Im sorry stupidity isnt grounds for divorce"
Mickey replies,I never said she was stupid,I said she was ****ing Goofy.
Andrew