SLOW Joke thread

[Scallops]

Seeing we're all feeling "all right for an old fella", I thought we might begin a club inspired joke thread.....feel free to post up anything, but to keep it club related, I'm going with this one....:D

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2015/09/461.jpg (http://s1314.photobucket.com/user/dandienes1/media/image.jpg1_zpsdrvyfqs1.jpg.html)

[jerryd]

Keeping on the "slow" theme ....

[Scallops]

ha ha! Funny how the Motor Co established itself in racing, and held the land speed record of 322mph until September 2006.....just sayin' :D

[jerryd]

Slightly off topic, but are you putting a bid on this Dan :)


Harley-Davidson 8-Valve Racer with Sidecar Auctions - Lot 38 - Shannons (http://www.shannons.com.au/auctions/2015-shannons-melbourne-spring-classic-auction/harley-davidson-8-valve-racer-with-sidecar/#.VfspTzYVh9A)

[Scallops]

I had seen it Jerry but with bids starting at 100 grand I'm out.....I'd prefer a '39 EL knuckle anyhow.....

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2015/09/433.jpg (http://s1314.photobucket.com/user/dandienes1/media/image.jpg1_zpsxra0dlqb.jpg.html)

[Scallops]

Some slow wisdom courtesy of Punch.....and it is the weekend afterall...

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2015/09/396.jpg (http://s1314.photobucket.com/user/dandienes1/media/image_zpsjdqp0cl8.jpeg.html)

[Scallops]

90-year-old Harley-Davidson set to make thousands at Melbourne auction (http://www.smh.com.au/money/investing/quirky-investments--where-rust-is-a-must-20150909-gjij7w.html)

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2015/09/393.jpg (http://s1314.photobucket.com/user/dandienes1/media/image_zpsil307ezz.jpeg.html)

[123rover50]

How can you tell when a clock is hungry?

It goes back four seconds:angel:

[Scallops]

How can you tell when a clock is hungry?

It goes back four seconds:angel:

:D Took me about 10 seconds......:D

[Scallops]

99798

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Please Slow down,,
I haven't figured out the clock one yet,,:(

[Scallops]

.....at the risk of being a spoiler, think of "for seconds", as in , dessert....