Disco Muppet's relationship on the rocks

[LandyAndy]

Mate,sorry to hear about your relationship isuses.Gees you go out and get a job to help the finances,but its just not good enough.
What in the world pushed your lady to go on TV and tell the world.
Mate,you have lots of friends here,our thoughts are with you.Perhaps we can organise a mens nite out and celebrate your new found freedom.
ENJOY
Andrew












Miss Piggy Playing The Field Kermit Breakup (http://www.refinery29.com/2015/09/94131/miss-piggy-playing-the-field-kermit-breakup)

[Eevo]

plenty of pigs in the pen

[Outback 1]

Now don't do anything to rasher :p:p:p

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[AllTerr]

Sure guys, ham it up.....

[Disco Muppet]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2015/09/434.jpg (http://s1166.photobucket.com/user/DiscoMuppet/media/b1fc29a694537586999ae49784684c00_zpskn1hk4d8.jpg.h tml)

[loanrangie]

It aint easy being green.

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[cripesamighty]

Plenty of fish in the sea as they say.... Ha ha

[CraigE]

I gather it has all gone Sow-er.

[Outback 1]

He is out of STY le

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[mikehzz]

No use acting like a pork chop...it's all a bunch of hogwash.

[Outback 1]

But he needs to get out all of the dam penned up anger :p:p:p:p:p:p:D

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[Greatsouthernland]

So no porking tonight?

https://youtu.be/UgfsbpE2MAk

[frantic]

I heard he gave her a roasting before she left, it was so bad it crackled the relationship forever.:wasntme:

[BathurstTom]

Well, no matter, to a pig, sex is just a boar anyway...


Tom.

[Greatsouthernland]

Well, no matter, to a pig, sex is just a boar anyway...


Tom.

To the sow, it is ... ;)

Apparently a virgin female pig is called a 'gilt' :o dunno if the boar would feel much guilt in converting said gilt to sow ...:confused:

[Eevo]

pig jigsaw puzzle

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2015/09/427.jpg

[Greatsouthernland]

pig jigsaw puzzle

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2015/09/427.jpg

pork chop?


Sorry, that was ham-fisted of me ...

[landychris]

Sow I heard on the TV news last night that the toad was seen out with the old porker again :o. Was it at the hogs breath cafe?
landychris

[Outback 1]

Sow I heard on the TV news last night that the toad was seen out with the old porker again :o. Was it at the hogs breath cafe?
landychris

its all changed now that hes bringin home the bacon :p:p:p:p:p:p

[BMKal]

Rumour has it they had enough of LandyAndy's leather fetish games ....... https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2015/09/400.jpg

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2015/09/401.jpg (http://postimage.org/)
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and she has since been seen playing the field. :eek:

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2015/09/402.jpg (http://postimage.org/)
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https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2015/10/386.jpg

[BathurstTom]

I just hope the children are catered for...

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2015/09/397.jpg

Tom.